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Do Calvin Kleins have 'baby catchers' for when they think they have gas but actually squat a litter into their shorts?

Sadly, this seems to be real.

Horrifying. In no way attractive.

I have some Calvin Klein socks. Going to throw them out now. Obviously will never even buy their socks again. I don't like being manipulated, especially when it is contrary to nature, truth, and beauty.

Somebody please put a bluetooth speaker playing Pac-Man noises behind that thing!

I speak my Truth? How many truths are there? Do we all get to choose our truth?

What if being a Toxic White Supremacist Nazi is that person's truth?

Her skid marks speak much truth. Rivers run though Chocolate valley.

What a stupid ad; nobody aspires to be a fat slob. Ads are supposed to be aspirational; you are made to believe if you buy the product you may acquire some attributes of the model. This is down on a subconscious level of course.

I don't know who that female is and who gives a shit what her "truth" is? "I grew up in an abusive home in the ghetto, I was raped, I became a hooker to pay bills, my baby daddy is a ganster, etc. "

NOBODY CARES YOU SLOB

Cankle Klein!

Calvin Klein has just caused a spike in the market for sailing canvas and rope. SIG CANKLE!

She probably had a few of those crotch bulging skinny gay male models for lunch.

Reparations would have turn this billboard whale into something other than what you see...

Patrick says

Sadly, this seems to be real.

Horrifying. In no way attractive.

Can she up-end a keg of beer, empty it down her throat, and crunch it with one hand and throw it away?

Shouldn't Godzilla be doing Calvin Klein underwear ads now?

This lady in the ad was likely supplied by a modeling firm. Or she is a model with an agent.

It's the Sumo Calvin Klein! It'll be a big seller in Japan!

I think her truth is cleaning out every vestige of the local McNuggets and plugging toilets with mighty steamers.

She makes her living providing composting manure to the local farmers.

death turds at rocket velocity through a trap door in her underwear.

Is that the "poop shoot" term we have been hearing?

Maybe Gillette can get in on some of this action and get her endorsement for using Gillette blade to shave her coochie!

Calvin Klein has already lined up its next model.

Cute!

www.youtube.com/embed/_85wT6mvLxY

Her truth is cartons of Ho Ho's for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Exactly when did morbid obesity become a cause?