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Why do realtwhores think we like to see their mugshots on everything?


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2006 Oct 14, 4:35pm   13,763 views  137 comments

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HARM's ideal Realtwhore

I just got a calendar from the completely useless woman who pretended to be a buyer's agent when we bought our house. Every month has a cliche' landscape photograph - but whatever meager uplifting value this may have had is now ruined with an inset of the idiot realtwhore. This same pest has in the past sent utterly useless magnets plastered with her face, and a cheap and possibly toxic coffee mug in an attempt to generate repeat business and (gawd-help-me) referrals.

Why do realtors believe that a cheesy, touched-up perma-grin photograph has any sort of marketing value - especially when theirs is a face that launched a thousand quips ? If they really wanted their card to get your attention, shouldn't they instead photoshop a picture of Angelina Jolie (or Jake Gyllenhaal, depending on your... ah... persuasion)?

Feel free to comment and/or publish links to examples of this particular strain of vanity.

SP

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84   Peter P   2006 Oct 16, 5:33am  

It was ~$7xxk

7XXK for a SFR on the Penn.? Is it a 1950 2/1 "bungalow"?

85   skibum   2006 Oct 16, 5:35am  

@eburbed,
The Sunnyvale units you have on your site are U-G-L-Y!
Are they condo conversions from rental units?

86   Peter P   2006 Oct 16, 5:39am  

The Sunnyvale units you have on your site are U-G-L-Y!
Are they condo conversions from rental units?

For less than 500K you can get a much-newer unit at Compass Place (Arcadia Ter). I used to rent a condo there, it is not too bad. (At least they were built as condos with individual garages.)

87   skibum   2006 Oct 16, 5:39am  

Hey,
Has anyone else noticed on the (current) thread graphic, her patch says, "Estate Agent 69," and I can't quite make it out, but I think her button says, "Make an Offer."

88   e   2006 Oct 16, 5:43am  

7XXK for a SFR on the Penn.? Is it a 1950 2/1 “bungalow”?

Is there any other? Pretty good views of the Bay though. :)

The Sunnyvale units you have on your site are U-G-L-Y!
Are they condo conversions from rental units?

Not sure - though I don't believe so.

89   Peter P   2006 Oct 16, 5:44am  

Is there any other?

Yes, a 1950 1/1 bungalow.

90   e   2006 Oct 16, 5:45am  

Yes, a 1950 1/1 bungalow.

Touche.

Oh prices - please go down. :(

91   Peter P   2006 Oct 16, 5:46am  

I am not very interested in buying wooden common-interest structures that are older than 15 years.

92   lunarpark   2006 Oct 16, 5:46am  

http://www.mlslistings.com/common/search/propertyResults.asp?type=property&page=1&open=0

The condos above have been reducing their prices. Some of the units are still listed at $550k, but two of the 2br have come down under $500k - the two that are under $500k were previously listed at $535k and $565k(?). These units are in a pretty decent part of Cupertino.

Recent comps:
20680 Celeste $572k 6/15/06
20692 Celeste $560k 4/26/06

93   skibum   2006 Oct 16, 7:37am  

@SFWoman,
It's ironic this doofus is the editor of smartmoney.com

What a dumbass.

94   surfer-x   2006 Oct 16, 7:49am  

@SFWoman, loved it, Are there areas at risk? Yes. I'm buying a home, not a property, so my time horizon for growing the value of my real estate is long.

Remember it's not a house, it's a home! ahahahahahahhahahahahahaahahha

I think we should go all mainland Chinese on these morons, a bullet in the back of the head with the bill for said bullet going to the next of kin.

95   Peter P   2006 Oct 16, 8:15am  

One sad development is that mainland china is slowly moving towards lethal injection from firing squab.

96   surfer-x   2006 Oct 16, 8:17am  

Peter P, man I laughed out loud, firing squab Man, that's funny, especially given your encyclopedic food knowledge.

97   Peter P   2006 Oct 16, 8:19am  

Oops. I guess this is not as serious as the nuclear detergent in the context of MAD.

98   skibum   2006 Oct 16, 8:32am  

@HITB,

You jest, but you're not too far off:

http://travel2.nytimes.com/2006/10/15/business/yourmoney/15care.html

On the other hand, china and much of asia has a very high prevalence of Hepatitis B. You may not want to take your chances there...

99   skibum   2006 Oct 16, 8:41am  

@SFWoman,
I'm not a liver/GI specialist, but my understanding is that reinfection can happen and is a real concern. Transplant patients are immunized for HepB, and this is more or less effective, despite immunosupression they receive to prevent rejection. Hep C, on the other hand, is nastier and almost always reinfects the new liver no matter what you do.

*not medical advice*

100   Paul189   2006 Oct 16, 8:42am  

For a little change, has anyone thought to have a thread about rentals? What factors influence rents like rent control, cost basis / mortgage of the landlord, taxes, maint. etc.. Why didn't all property owners try to cash out like so many condo conversions?

101   astrid   2006 Oct 16, 8:43am  

Well, just test the organ for Hep A and Hep B. And TB if you intend to smoke yourself into lung cancer or emphysema.

How does one buy a liver anyhow? I get buying a kidney or even buying eyeballs, but how the heck does one buy a liver (unless you're planning on buying from the Chinese death row).

102   HARM   2006 Oct 16, 8:50am  

e.g. “Extnsv Remdl in 2003, newer rack, brazilian lanscpng” :lol:

103   astrid   2006 Oct 16, 8:52am  

Professionally antiqued leather exterior, two tone faux finish upstairs and extra cushions available. Comes with a soon to be off-lease Lexus.

104   astrid   2006 Oct 16, 9:03am  

Great opportunity to own!* Only three previous owners. Moderate maintenance fees.

* Easement by 5 cats and 2 ex-husbands.

105   skibum   2006 Oct 16, 9:06am  

@SFWoman,
Ooops- just realized I didn't answer your question at all. If the donor liver is infected with Hep B, the idea is that the vaccination one had received for HepB prior to transplantation would prevent serious problems. It's not that different than if they unfortunately got exposed to HepB some other (usual) way. I don't know of reports of acute rejection because of an immune response to donor Hep B, either.

106   skibum   2006 Oct 16, 9:08am  

e.g. “Extnsv Remdl in 2003, newer rack, brazilian lanscpng”

Don't forget, "carpet and curtains may not match in color."

107   HARM   2006 Oct 16, 9:10am  

Professionally antiqued leather exterior, two tone faux finish upstairs and extra cushions available.

This might fit the bill:

108   astrid   2006 Oct 16, 9:16am  

skibum,

Would the immune suppressants used for organ transplant cause problems?

109   astrid   2006 Oct 16, 9:23am  

Great potential! Needs $20K of remodelling for a true beauty. Extensive work already underway and all preliminary work has been done.

110   astrid   2006 Oct 16, 9:27am  

Fabulous income property! Has potential to bring in $5K per month.

111   astrid   2006 Oct 16, 9:29am  

Great growth potential!

112   skibum   2006 Oct 16, 9:29am  

@astrid,
I believe, to some degree, yes, the immunosupression can cause problems with infection, but nowadays, patients with HepB who get transplanted get vaccinated and treated with antivirals, and this is effective.

113   Peter P   2006 Oct 16, 9:33am  

Fabulous income property!

Translation: you probably do not want to live in it...

Has potential to bring in $5K per month.

If you find the greatest fool.

114   Peter P   2006 Oct 16, 9:37am  

I am not sure it that is legal though.

115   astrid   2006 Oct 16, 9:49am  

Gosh, I didn't even think of the selling one's flesh angle. I was just thinking of realtwhores overselling their earning potential.

116   SP   2006 Oct 16, 10:55am  

HARM, and other image posters,

If the picture is not workplace appropriate, can you please just post a link instead of the actual image. I am sure none of us reads the blog at work, but just in case. ;-)

SP

117   astrid   2006 Oct 16, 11:19am  

M. Cote,

Wow, after your post I don't think I can bear to read property listings.

118   Doug H   2006 Oct 16, 11:47am  

Got a hot listing in a hot, hot, hot market today via email. Clicking the MLS link, here's the feature photo:

http://tinyurl.com/ymvm9b

I sure do wish they took a decent picture so I can figure out what's on the Burma Shave signs.

119   astrid   2006 Oct 16, 9:41pm  

"You’ll probably never look at a “lock box” the same way again either."

LOL! I'm going to be suppressing giggles every time I see a "for sale" sign. And "for sale by the owner"...and "for rent". People will think I'm hyper.

120   astrid   2006 Oct 16, 9:42pm  

Would realt-whores use the same pictures for business and personal use?

I think I'll buy a couple shares of Estee Lauder to see if OO's HK observations are repeated here.

disclaimer: not financial advice

121   FormerAptBroker   2006 Oct 17, 12:47am  

SFWoman Says:

> Kelly’s grandfather didn’t start Brobeck. Kelly’s
> stepfather’s father started Brobeck.

Was Kelley adopted? Since her last name was Phleger and people always called Atherton Phleger her “Dad” and Peter Phleger her “Brother” I figured that Herman Phleger was her grandfather…

> You’re the first person I’ve heard call Kelly smart.

I didn’t get in to a deep discussion about the direction of the UN since Herman Phleger was a delegate, but she did seem smarter that the average hot looking 94123 gal…

P.S. I always heard that she spelled her name Kelley (the way most WASPs spell of Kelly) , but than again my sister and her SF Spinster gossip sources are not always 100% correct…

122   DinOR   2006 Oct 17, 12:51am  

Uh, not nearly as interesting as 19 year olds but here goes!

http://salem.craigslist.org/rfs/221366600.html

Great tale of greed run amok. We rented almost directly across the street from this home after we sold ours. The couple that owned it prior to 8 SEPT 2004 did ALL the work! In fact it's all they did was work. The place looked like a construction zone the whole time we lived there complete w/rented dumpster.

The couple that bought it on 8 SEPT 2004 (Zillow sales history agrees w/my memory) has done zip, point, sh@t! They bought for 269k and are now listing without realtor for $364,750. A $95,750 profit or a 36% return for taking out the garbage?

The open house the "Flip this House" couple had in fall 2004 literally created a traffic jam! I am not kidding. People were actually stopping and checking the house out just b/c there was such a scene. Also notice the listing was done almost 2 years to the day. What a joke. I'm just sick of it.

123   DinOR   2006 Oct 17, 1:10am  

Oh, they're relocating to a "family property" and will really miss this place. Otherwise I guess they would have asked for more than the 18% a year appreciation they are currently demanding "post peak".

Even though this is miles from the BA I still felt it was a great example of sellers not only abusing the tax code to the "enth degree" but pricing based on their personal designs and financial needs rather than the realities of "Post Peak" (Day 371).

If for nothing more than my own curiosity I'll see what I can't learn about this "family property". What? Did you get a call from an attorney in Vienna just now informing you that your great uncle Morrison B. Tuddworthy the 3rd left you his estate? Totally unexpectedly? What is it that you know now, that you didn't 730 days ago?

I'm surrounded by scumbags! HELP!

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