APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch

FUCKING DOG! SUBHUMAN CUNT! REALTOR! FUCKING TRUMPFUCK!, GET CANCER!

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New Hampshire Goes Full Bore Marxist Commie Dog for Sanders (bostonherald.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 12 Aug 2015  24 comments, latest 4 years ago
http://www.bostonherald.com/ne Vermont Commie Strongman Blitzes the Immense Hirsute Lesbian Monarchist!#politics

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Should TBTF Banks All Be Nationalized and Dismembered?
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 28 Feb 2013  26 comments, latest 6 years ago
At this point it's clear: It's these fucking scumsuckers or us. Their plan is to simply absorb and control the entire economy. My plan is to rip their heads off...

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Fresno REALTOR Will 'Die in Prison' HAHA! My God is Good! Die, Asshole, Die! (mortgagedaily.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 7 Feb 2014  23 comments, latest 3 years ago
http://www.mortgagedaily.com/F Piece of shit stole from old people and only got ten years. He should have gotten 100 years per count and been sentenced to spend all of it strapped...

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Trulia Survey Confirms Home Buying Dead Forever
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 29 Aug 2012  26 comments, latest 7 years ago
75% of everybody says no way and no fucking way they're buying a house. Why? They're squatting, planting yams and teaching the kids how to kill cannibal neonazis with...

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Judge Bars Realtor Fraud From Laundering Money Through House Sale (gilroydispatch.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 9 May 2012  40 comments, latest 2 years ago
The Santa Clara County DA got a court order against a diabolical Realtor® facing charges of embezzling $1.6 million from investors used to fund the purchase of a home from...

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Zuckfuck Tells Hawai'ins to Get Off of His Lawn and Suck His Dick (msn.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 19 Jan 2017  17 comments, latest 2 years ago
http://www.msn.com/en-us/money Currently, owners of the lands, which have been in their families for generations, have the rights to travel across Zuckerberg's property to get to their own lands. Their lands...

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HEALTH INSPECTORS: Mar-a-Lago Is a Ghastly Emetogenic SHITHOLE!

Call It Mar-a-Shitho'!
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 15 Jan 2018  10 comments, latest a year ago
TRUMPLIGULA!'s rancid Florida club for senescent racketeers, Russian money-laundering correspondents, Kazakh gangsters, wannabe society page goblins and, of course, rich ASSHOLE!s has again been cited by building inspectors for failure...


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It's Time for Chock Full O' Nuts to Resurrect Its Coffee Shops and Lay Waste to Starfucks!
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 15 Apr 2018  4 comments, latest a year ago
Even if you're a face-eating white supremecist, you know that Starfucks has got to go. AMERICA! needs coffee shops that don't sneer at you.My vote is for Chock Full O'...

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Comcast Is a Piece of Shit and Must Fucking Die!
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 2 May 2019  18 comments, latest 20 days ago

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SKULL FUCK WALL STREET
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 4 May 2013  5 comments, latest 6 years ago
This is the meme that can gain real momentum. Occupy? Like in an airplane toilet? Not too compelling. SKULL FUCKING? This is what America wants and need to see.

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UK Man Convicted of Recording Video of His Dog Giving Nazi Salute in Response to SEIG! HEIL! Like a Normal Dog
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 21 Mar 2018  19 comments, latest a year ago
GO TO 2:05 in this video to get right to the funny parts:

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There's a Special Place on Cable TV for Plain Talking Conservative Chicks With Lush Expansive Decolletage
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 12 Dec 2017  17 comments, latest 2 years ago
Which is exactly why Nikky Haley and Ivanka should have their own show during which they read excerpts from The Wealth of Nations in the nude and munch each others'...

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T-Shirt Concept: IMPALE WALL STREET
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 24 Jan 2013  14 comments, latest 6 years ago
Fuck occupying Wall Street. You ever been there? If I am going to go that far, fuck, I am going to Astoria and getting a great Greek dinner. I think...

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Real Life Case for Gatling Guns on School Buses
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 26 Mar 2013  38 comments, latest 6 years ago
Just finished watching a documentary on school safety called The Last Stand with school safety advocate Arnold Schwartzenagger that demonstrated how effective a high caliber automatic fire arm can be...

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GOP Retard Who Voted to Shutter Gov't Outraged Federal Park is Closed (rawstory.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 3 Oct 2013  28 comments, latest 6 years ago
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/201 Ah, DuH! DUH! Why park close!? You hate Amewica! You Hate GOD! BAD RANGER! BAD! Rep. Neugebauer, America is COMING TO EAT YOUR FACE! UNDERSTAND, ASSHOLE!? This is what...

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White Supremacist GOP Icon Zimmerman Jailed After Cops Find Apocalypse Cache (cnn.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 25 Nov 2013  23 comments, latest 6 years ago
http://www.cnn.com/2013/11/25/ Cops found copious ammo and several firearms including a 12-guage while searching George Zimmerman’s girlfriend's home. Zimmerman, claiming himself homeless, was keeping two AR-15s and the shotgun at the...

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PatNet Survey: Do REALTORS Blend?
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 5 Dec 2013  12 comments, latest 6 years ago
#housing

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Yes or No: Banks Should Fit Windows With Diving Boards in the Executive Suite?
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 24 Feb 2014  15 comments, latest 5 years ago
Just checking the general sentiment here on PatNet.

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JAMMING THE TOTAL SURVEILLANCE SOCIETY
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 6 May 2014  10 comments, latest 5 years ago
There are two approaches to neutralizing the total surveillance of every piece of personal information. 1) Completely exit the grid and live off of the land. 2) Pump petabytes of...

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Hey, Allah! Blow Me!
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 8 Jan 2015  28 comments, latest 4 years ago
Booyah!

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If Whole Foods Had a Face, That Would Be the Only Place I'd Ever Take a Shit
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 18 Feb 2016  13 comments, latest 3 years ago
Just saying. I know everyone feels exactly the same way.

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PATNET PROPOSAL FOR GOP: FUCK DEBATES! STAGE HARD ON CONTESTS!
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 5 Mar 2016  28 comments, latest 3 years ago
It's clear that all the candidates are closeted homosexuals and would not be the slightest bit embarrassed at participating in a hard on contest. They don't know enough between them...

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United Airlines: The Airline of Bug-Eyed Sadists Who Want You To Suffer Because They Hate Their Jobs and Their Lives (nypost.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 13 Mar 2018  31 comments, latest a year ago
https://nypost.com/2018/03/13/ How could this have been worse?Maybe the steward could have shot the dog and forced the owner to have sex with it at gunpoint while demanding all the passengers...

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If RAPE! Is a Sacrament, Is Roy Moore a Candidate for Cannonization?
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 12 Nov 2017  18 comments, latest 2 years ago
#politicsDid he fuck the dead, too?Did he get permission?Does he need it?

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Patriot Child Rapist and GOP Icon Roy Moore Sues to Deny Special Election Certification Due to Rampant Voter Fraud! (nymag.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 28 Dec 2017  11 comments, latest a year ago
http://nymag.com/daily/intelli #politicsEveryone is waiting for Jeff Sessions to weigh in with an amicus brief demanding that the 417 'wanton harlots' who were raped and otherwise violated by Moore prove that...

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Is Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Planning to Fuck Monsters From Outer Space And Gush Hundreds of Millions of Little Monstlings From Her Vag to Vote Marxist in 2020 For Her and Her Veep, Castro's Bastard Son, Justin Trudeau?
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 25 Nov 2018  24 comments, latest 6 months ago
Just saying. Shouldn't Fox News be on top of this story?We need to be afraid of this and the creatures leaping from Ocasio-Cortez's traitorous vag now!

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Texas anti-masturbation bill moves closer to becoming law (independent.co.uk)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 25 Apr 2019  14 comments, latest 2 months ago
https://www.independent.co.uk/ It's time for a million schlong whack on the state house stairs.

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Realtor Arrested for Assault (bocanewsnow.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 3 Sep 2012  25 comments, latest 7 years ago
Yeah, now they're getting violent. If you can't just hand them a bag of money in excess of $100,000, they'll try to kill you. Sick freaks. http://bocanewsnow.com/2012/08 BOCA RATON, FL...

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Give Su Wu a Show! Reality TV Show to Torment Realtor Scum! (nbcbayarea.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 4 Sep 2012  13 comments, latest 7 years ago
http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news This lady could do well with a television program that would be part Candid Camera and part Shit on a Realtor's Face. Poobah Pat would be a great narrator...

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Analogy to Romney's Self-Deportation Scheme
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 1 Oct 2012  26 comments, latest 7 years ago
OK, I read about the Veteran Combat Hair Stylist's take on illegal immigrants: let them self-deport. With this kind of attitude it is pretty easy to deduce what he thinks...

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GOP Doing the Patrice Lumumba on Obama
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 5 Nov 2012  10 comments, latest 7 years ago
I think we all know where this is going. Goon squads harassing or firing on the melanin-enhanced voters, claiming self defense. Power outages and fires at polling stations in melanin-enhanced...

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Could the Veteran Combat Hair Stylist Have Been Any More Obnoxious?
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 16 Nov 2012  7 comments, latest 7 years ago
I was thinking the other day about just how Romboid could have been more obnoxious. I mean, it was clear that he thought most Americans were useful for nothing but...

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McTardMart Doomed; Hillbilly Retail Bedlam Makes Customers Barph and Run Away (linkedin.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 15 Aug 2013  65 comments, latest 6 years ago
This shithole is doomed. I go in once every few years when an item I need for work, usually, is loss-leader priced below even online prices. It's always a monstrous...

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Obama, COCKSUCKER OF WALL STREET & Pet Dog, ERIC HOLDER, Must Go!
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 20 Nov 2013  9 comments, latest 6 years ago
That's it! I've seen enough. Either Wall Street Blow Job Whore Obama fires worthless Wall Street Ass Fuck Whore Eric Holder and replaces him with Bill Black or they leave...

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Fat Fuck Cristie's Prank KILLS Old Lady. Manslaughter? Or Murder? (nj.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 9 Jan 2014  75 comments, latest 5 years ago
http://www.nj.com/politics/ind I'd say murder. Anyone who thinks for a second understands the danger to first responder's duties and to veterans visiting war memorials.

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Flight 370 Theories
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 12 Mar 2014  137 comments, latest 5 years ago
It was ethnic Uighur go-go dancers who snuck into the cockpit by waving their tongues at the co-pilot through the peep hole.

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Twisted OK REALTOR Arrested for CHILD MOLESTATION (newson6.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 8 May 2014  18 comments, latest 2 years ago
http://www.newson6.com/story/2 How many REALTORs are molesting children right now? How can a civilized society let this continue?#housing

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County AG: Baby Grenading Cops Exonerated If They Say Unaware of Baby in Attack (ajc.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 30 May 2014  8 comments, latest 5 years ago
http://www.ajc.com/news/news/p "Habersham County District Attorney Brian Rickman told Channel 2 Action News he would investigate the raid but if officers were unaware of the presence of children they were likely...

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The TRIGGILEPTICFUCK! Wants to Eat MORE! PUSSY! LOTS MORE! PUSSY! SLURP! (i2.kym-cdn.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 3 May 2016  22 comments, latest 3 years ago
Check out the last bit about 'really like to explore more tweety slurping with hott chicks!' The TRIGGILEPTICFUCK! is all over the Internet begging to eat more pussy. I...

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Fuck the Movie! ApocalypseFuck is Going in with a Log Splitter!
by APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch on 17 Dec 2014  32 comments, latest 5 years ago
Mark my words, Kimfuck is gonna buy it in the nastiest way possible: A FUCKING LOG SPLITTER to his soft little head. Then: I tear what's left off of his...
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