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APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE

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PATNT DEVELOPMENT PROPOSAL: DIE!XICUNT!FUCKING!DIE! CHAT! (edition.cnn.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #misc   Posted 2 days ago
http://edition.cnn.com/2017/10 Chief Commiefuck Xi Jinping is trying to nuke chat groups in the PRC.Solution:Poobhah Pat can approach Google and Facebook to launch barrage balloons over the PRC from Taiwan and...

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PATNET PROGRAMMING PROPOSAL: Melanoma and Ivana Pussy Punch Out Wrestling Match (abcnews.go.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #misc   8 comments, latest 2 days ago
Trump is getting boringly repetitive and the promised nuking of North Korea and Bill Moyers ain't happening. What the Founding Fathers explicitly intended was chick wrestling contests of B-list has...

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TRUMPLIGULA! Descends Into Raving Senescent Effeminate Despair as Executive Staff Scramble to Isolate Him From Nukes, World and Reality That Would Provoke Apoplectic Apocalyptic Tantrums (vanityfair.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #misc   17 comments, latest 4 days ago
https://www.vanityfair.com/new The Senescent Precedent wanders the hallways of the White House shouting threats and obscenities and lurid descriptions of his wives' genitals while his daughter pulls the puds of heads'...

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Will TRUMPLIGULA! Demand SHOW US YOUR TITS, LAS VEGAS! When He Visits the Mass Murder Capital of AMERICA?
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #misc   5 comments, latest 9 days ago
Given his performances after Charlottesville and PR, can we expect the PRECEDENT! to demand Las Vegas flash its boobs?

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Why Didn't The Senescent Precedent Who Looks Like a Strange, Brain-Damaged Lesbian and Sounds Exactly Like Charles Nelson Reilly Tell the United Nations to Suck His Dick?
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #misc   4 comments, latest a month ago
It was the only thing he left out.Is Trumpligula mellowing?

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TRUMPLIGULA! Whomps the Shit Out of IHLlary! PATNET Proposes the Sequel: TRUMPLIGULA! Whomps IHLlary II!
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #misc   14 comments, latest a month ago
What do we want to see in the sequel?

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CLUE FOR EVERYONE GETTING EXCITED ABOUT THE EQUIFAX MASS DATA RAPE
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #misc   7 comments, latest a month ago
All the credit bureaus sell all manner of personal data to criminals directly and through straws, always have, always will. The only solution is to outlaw credit bureaus or make...

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PATNET POLL: Why is Ivanka in the White House?
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #misc   24 comments, latest a month ago
1) To manage Trump's Moe! Larry! Cheese! moments.2) To give Trump hand jobs (it's not incest if the orifice isn't wet) and keep him settled.3) To give Jughead hand jobs...

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GOP ICON FLEES OFFICE AFTER ARREST FOR SEXUAL ASSAULT UPON AN UBER DRIVER! (oxygen.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #misc   2 comments, latest a month ago
http://www.oxygen.com/blogs/ma

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Should TRUMPLIGULA! and His Sons Open Mar-a-Lago to Shelter Storm Victims Or Fly Around in a Helicopter and Shoot Them From the Sky For Entertainment?
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #misc   3 comments, latest a month ago
I think I know their choice but was curious what you thought most appropriate.

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DACA Data + Hellfire Equipped Drones = FREE!dom! (thedailybeast.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #misc   1 comment, latest a month ago
http://www.thedailybeast.com/t Imagine the glory of a little terrorist going up in a cloud and blast of fire. Imagine 800,000 in the course of a day!No more diseased invader problems!Another TRUMPLIGULA!...

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WERE THE NAZIS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING - BUT JUST BEFORE THEIR TIME?
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #misc   3 comments, latest 2 months ago
Joe Kennedy said it was only a matter of time before the world 'went nazi.'Will there be a Zyklon B Drinks aisle in IGA soon?

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IF AMERICA! KILLED ALL THE MUD PEOPLE AND REPEALED THE 13th AMENDMENT, AMERICA! WOULDN'T NEED NEONAZIS!
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #misc   Posted 2 months ago
Why does AMERICA! keep trying to solve the WRONG! PROBLEM! Remember, Zyklon B is a vitamin! Everyone knows that!

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AMERICA! DESERVES BETTER NAZIS! (twitter.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #misc   1 comment, latest 2 months ago
https://twitter.com/WMUR9/stat party applications. You always have the option to delete your Tweet location history. Learn more Turn on Not now Close Share Location Results from Send Close Your lists Close...

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Chicago Cannibal Being Released Right on Time for CANNIBAL! ANARCHY! (foxnews.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #misc   4 comments, latest 2 months ago
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017 like mutilation sex slayings three decades ago is on the brink of being paroled, leaving the family of one of the victims shocked and outraged, the Chicago Tribune reports....

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Jesufascist School Orders Toddler Boy Student to Spread the Other Cheek After Repeated Rapes (tennessean.com)
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #misc   7 comments, latest 2 months ago
http://www.tennessean.com/stor Our highest priority is the safety and protection of our students. We take any allegation involving our students very seriously. We responded immediately and fully cooperated with authorities when...

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This Is Why ESPN Needs a Live Execution Channel So People Can Enjoy Seeing ASSHOLES! Wasted Instead of Just Reading About It (metro.co.uk)
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #misc   Posted 2 months ago
http://metro.co.uk/2017/07/31/ Matari.Mummy found with perfect hair and eyebrows after 900 yearsHis execution, at point blank range, was broadcast on live TV across Yemen.He was shot dead in front of a...

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AMERICA! Needs Death-Dealing Cannibal Homos to Disable, Rape, Baptize, Kill and Eat Ragheads in the Most Humiliating Ways Possible!
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #misc   3 comments, latest 2 months ago
Imagine the psych warfare aspects of legions of guys in dresses and wigs shooting and sodomizing ISIS amateurs. Mo and Kareem will have to go to work every day wondering...

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Effective Advertising for Electric Cars Will Emphasize the Sexual Provocation of 0-120 MPH in 2 Seconds Acceleration Curves for Insanely Hot Chicks!
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #misc   2 comments, latest 3 months ago
Imagine a nude, oiled Somali temptress, writhing and thrusting her hips in the passenger seat, moaning heavily, "ACCELERATE FOR ME, BABY! FUCKING ACCELERATE! FOR! ME!" as the driver, a shlubbish...

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The Numbers Thing: People Need to Know That I Am Adorable, Right?
by APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE in #misc   3 comments, latest 3 months ago
Just sayin', Poobah!
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