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Best Beth Shit on Yellowstone Thread


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2022 Nov 21, 10:03pm   283 views  1 comment

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I'll start. This is from S2:E2:

Speakers are not labeled. But you really don't need them to be.

This is in a bar. Some liberal carpetbagger decides to hit on Beth...

Hey, Glade?
Yeah.
Beth: Would you get me another?
Glade: Yeah. There you go.
God bless you.
Dude-About-To-Be-Bethstrated: Can I get a beer?
Glade: What do you want?
Let me get a Trout Slayer.
Coming up.
Dude-About-To-Be-Bethstrated: Care for a Trout Slayer?
Beth: That what you been doing, slayin' trout?

Mountain biking, actually. I'm not much of a fisherman. You ride bikes?

Not since I was seven. ( laughs )

Didn't expect to see a dress like that in Montana.

Yeah, well, I'm working.

Really? Mm-hmm. What kind of work?

Buddy, this is your one chance to leave me alone with your self esteem intact.

Idiot: Give me your best shot.

Beth: You're a professor. Somewhere fancy. Northwestern. You've got a couple of grown kids, and once they left the house your wife divorced you so fast she left fսck¡ng skid marks, but how nice for you, huh? Let me guess: world went a little wacko, no longer cool to boink the co-eds, so you decided fսck this city. Got a nice little place in Bozeman, 'cause it's your favorite place to ski. Now you teach classes on Zoom from the living room of your creekside cabin and you lecture about inequity and the concentration of wealth that how it's decimating the middle class all while you draw your six figure salary and finance your dream home with a loan from the university that's 275 basis points below the loans that your students need to take out to listen to this bullshit. And my guess, if I had to guess is that you paid over asking price for it because it's fսck¡ng monopoly money to you, isn't it? So you run up house prices here and you fսck the middle classes in two states. Bravo, you fսck¡ng hypocrite.

fսck you.

Not for all the tea in China, pencil dick.

fսck¡n' love this bar.

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1   richwicks   2022 Nov 21, 10:09pm  

cisTits says

I'll start. This is from S2:E2:

Speakers are not labeled. But you really don't need them to be.

This is in a bar. Some liberal carpetbagger decides to hit on Beth...


I have to ask, is this some stupid television show?

Even the inventor of television wouldn't allow that propaganda box in his home - Philo Farnsworth.

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