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Dear Useless sorry F-words You're all fired, please pack your shit!


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2022 Nov 4, 7:28am   1,240 views  19 comments

by Tenpoundbass   ➕follow (7)   💰tip   ignore  

Elon sent out emails to fire the dead weight that was dragging Twitter down, he didn't even send in the Bobs.

https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2022/11/04/youve-got-mail-elon-musks-twitter-to-inform-employees-of-mass-layoffs-via-email-friday/

LOL!!!! Google is obviously counting on many "The Bob's" memes, so if you Google "The Bobs" you get
Bob the Builder
Bob Dylan
Bob Ross ect...
But no Bobs from Office Space.
You have to include Office Space.

that is too funny. Every time I have ever needed an Office Space "The Bobs" reference, I have never had to put Office Space in the search, and all I ever got was the Bobs, when I did..



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1   zzyzzx   2022 Nov 4, 7:34am  

Tenpoundbass says

Elon sent out emails to fire the dead weight that was dragging Twitter down


ERECTION INTENSEFYING!!!
3   clambo   2022 Nov 4, 8:26am  

Fire thousands and charge millions $8 bucks per month; this sounds like a good first couple of steps.
4   GNL   2022 Nov 4, 10:08am  

clambo says

Fire thousands and charge millions $8 bucks per month; this sounds like a good first couple of steps.

How many people are going to pay $8/month?
5   clambo   2022 Nov 4, 10:36am  

I wonder too how many people will pay for the attention they get from Twitter; is it worth 8 bucks to them?
Time will tell.
6   WookieMan   2022 Nov 4, 11:36am  

GNL says

How many people are going to pay $8/month?

Many. You don't have the reach without twitter. I don't use it. But I get the value of it from a social and business side of things. Individuals are brands now. If they're not on that platform they cease to exist. I'm not a Musk fan boy, but from a business/money perspective, it's the right move. Joe blow with 10 followers can now get a blue checkmark for the cost of daily coffee from Starbucks for a month.
9   GNL   2022 Nov 4, 2:27pm  

WookieMan says

GNL says


How many people are going to pay $8/month?

Many. You don't have the reach without twitter. I don't use it. But I get the value of it from a social and business side of things. Individuals are brands now. If they're not on that platform they cease to exist. I'm not a Musk fan boy, but from a business/money perspective, it's the right move. Joe blow with 10 followers can now get a blue checkmark for the cost of daily coffee from Starbucks for a month.

What does a blue checkmark do for me?
12   AD   2022 Nov 4, 11:05pm  

I guess Elon is trying to find out who the internet bots or fake accounts are. He should just charge $5 a year using a credit or debit card.

Don't allow more than 3 accounts per credit card which allows someone to have an individual account, and two accounts for businesses they own.

Another way to filter out the bots, if they don't want to go the credit card route, is to put screening tests when logging into Twitter, and also randomly based on how many posts or comments are made. There are plenty of tests that a bot cannot pass.

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13   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2022 Nov 5, 5:59pm  

he fired mostly india
14   Tenpoundbass   2022 Nov 5, 6:38pm  

ad says


I guess Elon is trying to find out who the internet bots or fake accounts are. He should just charge $5 a year using a credit or debit card.

Back during Internet 1.0 you needed a credit card to register for damn near everything. Even for websites, that didn't necessarily bill you, but by having a credit card.
They knew you weren't a child, and they knew you weren't a bot. Or at least not some person/s registering multiple times for nefarious reasons. It's a way of getting your ID without physically getting an ID.

In many ways, I wish we could all time travel back to 1997 when the discussion about preserving the Internet for Free Speech, and everyone that posted anything on the Internet were not held to the same decency standards as Television and Broadcast. I can see not having any decency censorship restrictions on private forums, where you have to register for that service and you subscribe to various age rated content. But for public static content, I wish, the same broadcasting standards were applied across the board back then. The commies wanted it wide open to mind fuck so many people, into every spectrum imaginable. Twitter and Facebook would be a lot different if they did.
Trump and Patriotic political leaning people would be protected, and trannies spewing their vile hateful profanity would not.
I think had we done it then. Then today, people would know the difference in Biden's rhetoric and the Drive by media deflecting their deviant debauchery on Republicans, and their actions.
The ANTIFA commie and assholes would then have to go to an echo chamber, not public facing to complain about America and spread their commie shit.
16   indc   2022 Nov 7, 11:57am  

FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden says

he fired mostly india


Musk fired 85% of twitter's India employees. And Indians on twitter are celebrating it. They are calling it karma. Twitter really pissed off many users in India because of its policies.
17   AD   2022 Nov 8, 12:36am  

indc says

Musk fired 85% of twitter's India employees. And Indians on twitter are celebrating it. They are calling it karma. Twitter really pissed off many users in India because of its policies.


Yeah, I heard he is going to cut the total work force by 50%. See how that works, and if necessary, bring in temporary and contract workers when needed to keep up with workload demand.

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18   Blue   2022 Nov 8, 8:14am  

I heard around 850 from SFO office.
19   Hircus   2022 Nov 8, 5:44pm  

It's gotta be tough to drastically and rapidly change the culture of a company. Firing half the employees will help a lot, but I think not enough. He probably wanted to fire more, but knows he risks losing too much skill if he fires a lot of engineers, causing the service to be unreliable. So this first round focused on the useless woker job titles where there's pretty much zero risk of harming the company since all they do is support communist functionality.

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