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PORTLAND, OR—Local progressive Juniper Clouts has once again become outraged this week, this time causing her to go searching for her old signs that express her anger about the current thing. Luckily, she found her old "My Body, My Choice" sign she had tucked away at the beginning of the pandemic.
"Ah good as new," said Juniper, dusting off the old sign. "I missed not being able to hold you up after those backward, idiotic anti-vaxxers started trying to use you too."
"Bodily autonomy only applies to us women trying to abort another body—I mean a clump of cells. It clearly doesn't apply to the government telling you to inject a foreign, experimental substance into your own body," continued Juniper. "Why is that so hard for people to understand?"
According to sources, Juniper Clouts was then spotted at a local pro-abortion protest shouting things like "MY BABY'S BODY, MY CHOICE", and "Keep the government off my body, unless they want to vaxx me again, then it's ok."
At publishing time, Juniper realized she was actually protesting at an anti-mandate rally. She immediately fell to her knees and tore her beloved sign in half while shouting "NOOOOOOO!"
But it's been fixed! Weemenz can now be conscripted too, right?
Women (sorry, people who bleed) are starting to sterilize themselves over the pending Roe decision
An egg is not a person, and I don't think a fertilized egg is a person either.
Life begins not at fertilization, but when the blood supply from the mother starts nourishing the embryo. The reason I say this is that life cannot occur without a mother. Even Jesus, whose conception involved no sex, needed a willing mother to accept implantation.
appealing to something people don't believe in is a mistake. Your religion is irreconcilable with a person's viewpoint if they are not religious.
I don't think it's moral to use abortion as a birth control measure and all steps should be in place to prevent accidental pregnancy. If we can reach that point, the whole morality of the question goes away.
Our entire police and legal system destroys its own credibility by letting Democrats, and only Democrats, get away with violent crime, including murder.
What law?
There has been no law pased regarding this.
Hunt down the Supreme Court leaker
What’s taking law enforcement so long?
Schumer, March 2020: "I want to tell you Kavanaugh...You have released the whirlwind and you will pay the price. You won’t know what hit you if you go forward with these awful decisions.”
Today: A man was arrested for trying to kill Justice Kavanaugh. pic.twitter.com/WRAgTHN0yt
— Townhall.com (@townhallcom) June 8, 2022
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