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Merill Lynch Employee has Unmanly Temper Tantrum


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2022 Jan 23, 9:55am   261 views  11 comments

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Our enlightened Neoliberal Expert, CFP James Iannazzo, to whom we should defer all our political and social decisions:

Screams like a soyboy at HS Girls, then tosses his Soy Shake or whatever at them.

Video/Audio:

https://nitter.pussthecat.org/thatdaneshguy/status/1485106239910690816?source=patrick.net#m


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1   mell   2022 Jan 23, 10:04am  

Lol, perfectly illustrates the entitlement of the whole banking racket. Well as people like this guy brought on the leftoid retard cancel culture, this career is over and the chickens came home to roost once again
2   clambo   2022 Jan 23, 10:36am  

He gives annoying New York/NJ guineas a bad name.
What is the big deal if he doesn’t like his drink, buy another one asshole.

Merrill Lynch once made money charging $300/stock trade.
Schwab and the internet destroyed that cash cow.
Dean Witter, EF Hutton and other brokers are extinct.
So, today Merrill says they are “wealth managers.”
They don’t have any secret information to be of value to anyone.
My father had a Morgan Stanley asshole in Boca Raton and I asked him why he’s giving 1% of his net worth to some asshole who (edit): bought risky stocks for his account (Gazprom, etc). We transferred everything to Vanguard.
CFP means he paid for some course and completed it, big deal. It doesn’t mean shit.
We taxpayers bailed out Merrill and B of A , both were bankrupt, Merrill are the last guys I would listen to.
What a gavoon.
3   AmericanKulak   2022 Jan 23, 10:39am  

clambo says
My father had a Morgan Stanley asshole in Boca Raton and I asked him why he’s giving 1% of his net worth to some asshole who tells him to buy risky stocks (Gazprom, etc). We transferred everything to Vanguard.


CFPs are retarded, agreed.

A few articles about index fund/EFT investing and check every quarter, fund it and leave it the fuck alone. Slowly move more and more wealth into bonds each year or two after 50. Not rocket science.
4   Al_Sharpton_for_President   2022 Jan 23, 10:47am  

clambo says
My father had a Morgan Stanley asshole in Boca Raton
We fired our wealth management firm after giving them way too long of a chance. They simply underperformed index funds, and put us in a mind-boggling array of primarily specialized mutual funds, which I now have to unwind. When I showed the results of my spreadsheet analysis to the the fellow assigned to us, he demonstrated the old Upton Sinclair adage, slightly modified "“It is difficult to get a man to admit something, when his salary depends on his not admitting it.”
5   Patrick   2022 Jan 23, 11:03am  

clambo says
My father had a Morgan Stanley asshole in Boca Raton and I asked him why he’s giving 1% of his net worth to some asshole who tells him to buy risky stocks


I worked for Schwab's investment manager services (SIM) for 5 years. I'm still shocked at how many people give up 1% of their money each year to advisers who mostly don't beat the indexes.
6   Patrick   2022 Jan 23, 11:05am  

clambo says
What a gavoon.



Had to look that up. Seems to be this:

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gavone&source=patrick.net


gavone
Typical candidate: Italian-American Male. Age 25-45. 200+ lbs. Most definitely from Staten Island, Brooklyn or Jersey. Typically frequents restaurants that are either all you can eat, have buffets or serve large portions.

Actions: Fills his plate a mile high. Stuffs his face. Devours the food. Doesn’t even taste the food prior to swallowing it down.
At the Nantucket yacht club there was a group of gentleman stacking clams on their plates as high as a mountain. When they returned to their table, they scarfed them down as fast as possible before quickly returning to the raw bar.

WASP #1: Who are those gavones eating all the clams?!
WASP #2: They must be from Staten Island.
7   Ceffer   2022 Jan 23, 11:05am  

Too many weight room anabolic steroids? When we had clients who became off the rails supercilious and nasty, we would just kill them with courtesy and kindness. We would sometimes find out they had something really bad happen in their lives and were just lashing out at the first people they could. In the real world, apologies are virtually non-existent as they are portrayed in media. Apologies only occur 99.9 percent when the apologizing individuals are intimidated by a higher power and threatened with loss.

Of course, sometimes they were just crazy, like, California air or something, and they would be referred to 'a higher order of competency' elsewhere to be gotten out of our hair, LOL!
8   Hircus   2022 Jan 23, 12:02pm  

meh. I want to see video of what happened in the prior 5 min. Sounds like they spit in his drink or something...

How do we know he's a lib?
9   Al_Sharpton_for_President   2022 Jan 23, 1:04pm  

How could he have forgotten his tactical shotgun?
10   just_passing_through   2022 Jan 23, 2:00pm  

Hircus says
Sounds like they spit in his drink or something...


yeah...
11   mell   2022 Jan 23, 2:04pm  

Hircus says
meh. I want to see video of what happened in the prior 5 min. Sounds like they spit in his drink or something...

How do we know he's a lib?


Whatever they did, wrong fight to pick. Plenty of coffee shops in town.

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