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https://notthebee.com/article/the-woke-are-now-coming-after-notre-dames-fighting-irish-nickname-and-their-leprechaun-mascot-and-i-cant-believe-this-isnt-the-babylon-bee

Yuuuuuuup.

We are now offended by a leprechaun.
Let that sink in.

Now I'm Irish, and I'm slightly proud of that for some reason or another.

But I DO NOT CARE that the University of Notre Dame uses the nickname "The Fighting Irish." I also don't care that the mascot happens to be a leprechaun. I actually think these things are kind of cool.

Why do you refuse to think about all of those leprechauns out there that are DYING because of cereal supremacist bigot children?

Monster.

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a virtue signal and a guilt trip at the same time!

The Irish are proud of every stereotype put on them. They'll whoop the lot of you, if you don't laugh about it.

Right, just about the only real insult to an Irishman is to call him English.

Irish don't get offended. They snicker and give back as good as they get.

Or better.

They're a witty bunch.

Right, I love the black humor.

"Irish comics" means obituaries.

"Irish confetti" means bricks and bottles.

I kind of miss all that now that I'm just an atom in atomized California. But I can't go back to Chicagoland, because it also sucks in various ways, like summer and winter.

Patrick says

"Irish comics" means obituaries.

"Irish confetti" means bricks and bottles.

Irish foreplay is "Brace yourself. Bridget!"

Irish people don't think leprechauns are racists anymore than Indians (native Americans) think the Chiefs or the Braves or even the Redskins are racist.

It's those WASPy SJW's.

Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima are rolling in their graves.