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Pope anti gay marriage

By Fortwaynemobile follow Fortwaynemobile   2021 Mar 20, 8:34pm 214 views   17 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share      


https://religionnews.com/2021/03/15/pope-francis-shuts-down-proposals-to-bless-same-sex-couples/

Missed this in news last week. Pope announced that “god does not bless sin”, church doesn’t support same sex marriage.

But for fun checked google and left wing sites... they didn’t report it the same way. Made completely misleading headlines about how this opens door for it instead... opposite world.

Basically news in America is bullshit lately.
1   HeadSet   ignore (3)   2021 Mar 20, 8:39pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Made completely misleading headlines about how this opens door for it instead..

Like this: "Pope opens back door for gay marriage."
2   Patrick   ignore (1)   2021 Mar 20, 8:53pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Remember "Whole Lotta Love" by Led Zepplin? I had an argument in college about this meaning of this line:


Shake for me, girl, I want to be your back door man


I understood that to mean "I want to fuck you in the ass", while my opponent said it meant "I want to be the guy who sneaks in the back door of your house for an affair."

I found my explanation more convincing. Opinions?
3   WineHorror1   ignore (2)   2021 Mar 20, 9:19pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says
Remember "Whole Lotta Love" by Led Zepplin? I had an argument in college about this meaning of this line:


Shake for me, girl, I want to be your back door man


I understood that to mean "I want to fuck you in the ass", while my opponent said it meant "I want to be the guy who sneaks in the back door of your house for an affair."

I found my explanation more convincing. Opinions?

I think your friend is right. Who knows.
4   MisdemeanorRebel   ignore (3)   2021 Mar 20, 9:42pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

AC/DC has a somewhat similar line from TNT, something like "I can be your backup man". With the previous bit is that he's elbowing the other guy aside.

Also the Gordon Lightfoot line from "Sundown": "I found you been creeping 'round my backstairs." or something. That or Gordon was getting pegged, pretty sure he wasn't.

The latter was the same crazy bitch who was around Belushi when he got the Bad Dose, real character that one. Forgot her name.

Anyway, all three including the Led Zep strike me as affairs being talked about.

So I'm going with your friend's take.
5   HeadSet   ignore (3)   2021 Mar 21, 7:52am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says
Remember "Whole Lotta Love" by Led Zepplin? I had an argument in college about this meaning of this line:


Shake for me, girl, I want to be your back door man


I understood that to mean "I want to fuck you in the ass", while my opponent said it meant "I want to be the guy who sneaks in the back door of your house for an affair."

I found my explanation more convincing. Opinions?


Why not sneak in to her house through the back door and then stick in in her ass?
6   Tenpoundbass   ignore (16)   2021 Mar 21, 11:14am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says
I understood that to mean "I want to fuck you in the ass", while my opponent said it meant "I want to be the guy who sneaks in the back door of your house for an affair."

I found my explanation more convincing. Opinions?



That song was penned by Willie Dixon, and so was "I'm your back door man" which the Doors also stole from him.
A back door man in Delta Blues speak, means the guy who sneaks in to fuck your wife.
Lots of infidelity in Blues songs.
Led Zeppelin ripped that song from these two songs.

WILLIE DIXON
"Back Door Man"
I am, a back door man
I am, a back door man
Well the, men don't know, but the little girls understand

When everybody's trying to sleep
I'm somewhere making my, midnight creep
Yes in the morning, when the rooster crow
Something tell me, I got to go

I am, a back door man
I am, a back door man
Well the, men don't know, but little girls understand

They, take me to the doctor, shot full o' holes
Nurse cried, please save the soul
Killed him for murder, first degree
Judge's wife cried, let the man go free

I am, a back door man
I am, a back door man
Well the, men don't know, but little girls understand

Stand out there, cop's wife cried
Don't take him down, rather be dead
Six feets in the ground
When you come home you can eat, pork and beans
I eats mo' chicken, any man seen

I am, a back door man
I am, a back door man

MUDDY WATERS
"You Need Love"
(Willie Dixon)
You've got yearnin' and I got burnin'
Baby you look so sweet and cunning
Baby way down inside, woman you need love
Woman you need love, you've got to have some love
I'm gonna give you some love, I know you need love
You just gotta have love, you make me feel so good
You make me feel all right, you're so nice, you're so nice

You're frettin', and I'm petting
A lot of good things you ain't getting
Baby, way down inside, you need love

You need to be hugged and squeezed real tight,
*the light of the moon on some summer night
You need love and kissing too,
All these things are good for you

I ain't foolin' you need schoolin'
Baby you know you need coolin'
Baby, way down inside, woman you need love
7   Tenpoundbass   ignore (16)   2021 Mar 21, 11:15am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

More infedelity

MUDDY WATERS
"You Shook Me"
(Willie Dixon / J.B. Lenoir)
You know you shook me,
You shook me all night long
You know you shook me, pretty mama,
You shook me all night long
Oh, you kept on shakin' me darlin',
Oh you messed up my happy home

You know you move me baby,
Just like a hurricane
You know you move me baby,
Just like a hurricane
Oh, you know you move me darling,
Just like an earthquake moves the land

Oh, sometimes I wonder what's gonna happen
To my poor wife and child
She made me love her
Now I can't be satisfied

You know you shook me, you shook me all night long
You know you shook me, pretty mama,
You shook me all night long
Oh, you kept on shakin' me darlin',
Oh, you messed up my happy home
8   Tenpoundbass   ignore (16)   2021 Mar 21, 11:15am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Here he is being cucked

MUDDY WATERS
"Crosseyed Cat"
(McKinley Morganfield a.k.a. Muddy Waters)
Yeah I'm so sorry,
I got to leave my woman alone
Yeah I'm so sorry,
I got to leave my woman alone
Well you know she got a crosseyed cat,
Livin' without that man in her home

Every time I start to see this woman,
He's in the corner growlin' or layin' down
Every time I start to see this woman,
He's in the corner growlin' or layin' down
Yeah, you know he's too big to be a house cat,
And he's too small to be a lion
There's somethin' wrong

Yeah, I stop by my baby's house,
He start jumpin' from wall to wall
Yeah, I stop by my baby's house,
He start jumpin' from wall to wall
Then he's lookin' crosseyed at me,
Sit back in the corner and licked his paw

Yeah, my woman got a crosseyed cat,
Livin' there with her in her home
Yeah, my woman got a crosseyed cat,
Livin' there with her in her home
You know I try so hard to do her right,
But it seem like everything I do is wrong
9   Tenpoundbass   ignore (16)   2021 Mar 21, 11:16am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

A backdoor man at home hitting your old lady while you're out of town.

HOWLIN' WOLF
"Evil"
(Chester Burnett a.k.a. Howlin' Wolf)
If you're a long way from home, can't sleep at night
Grab your telephone, something just ain't right
That's evil, evil is goin' on wrong
I am warnin' ya brother, you better watch your happy home

Well, long way from home and, can't sleep at all
You know another mule is, kickin' in your stall
That's evil, evil is goin' on wrong
I am warnin' ya brother, you better watch your happy home

(spoken: You better catch him, 'cause somethin's wrong, in your home)

Well, if ya call her on the telephone, and she answers awful slow
Grab the first train smokin', if you have to hobo
That's evil, evil is goin' on wrong
I am warnin' ya brother, you better watch your happy home

If you make it to your house, knock on the front door
Run around to the back, you'll catch him, just before he go
That's evil, evil is goin' on
I am warnin' ya brother, you better watch your happy home
10   Tenpoundbass   ignore (16)   2021 Mar 21, 11:17am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

A fat girl on the side

HOWLIN' WOLF
"Shake For Me"
(Willie Dixon)
Sure look good, but it don't mean a thing to me
Sure look good, but it don't mean a thing to me
I got a hip-shaking woman, shake like a willow tree

You better wait baby, you got back a little too late
You better wait baby, you got back a little too late
I got a cool-shaking baby, shake like jello on a plate

When my baby walk, you know she's fine and mellow
When my baby walk, you know she's fine and mellow
Every time she stops, her flesh it shake like jello

Oh, shake it baby, shake it for me
Oh, shake lil' baby, shake it for me
Oh, shake it little baby, shake like a willow tree
11   Tenpoundbass   ignore (16)   2021 Mar 21, 11:17am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

A back door man getting caught by her old man

HOWLIN' WOLF
"Down In The Bottom"
(Willie Dixon)
Well now, baby meet me in the bottom, bring me my running shoes
Well now, baby meet me in the bottom, bring me my running shoes
Well, I'll come out the window, I won't have time to lose.

When you see me streaking by, please don't be late
When you see me streaking by, please don't be late
Well, when you see me moving, though my life is at stake

Well, I hope you'll see me, when I come streaking by
Well, I hope you'll see me, when I come streaking by
She got a bad old man, you know I'm too young to die

I got to leave here. Get caught in there
12   Tenpoundbass   ignore (16)   2021 Mar 21, 11:17am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

A wife that whores around

MUDDY WATERS
"Honey Bee"
(McKinley Morganfield a.k.a. Muddy Waters)
Sail on, sail on my little honey bee, sail on
Sail on, sail on my little honey bee, sail on
You gonna keep on sailing till you lose your happy home

Sail on, sail on my little honey bee, sail on
Sail on, sail on my little honey bee, sail on
I don't mind you sailing, but please don't sail so long

All right little honey bee

I hear a lotta buzzing, sound like my little honey bee
I hear a lotta buzzing, sound like my little honey bee
She been all around the world making honey
But now she is coming back home to me
13   Fortwaynemobile   ignore (3)   2021 Mar 21, 8:12pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Back door man just means secret lover.
14   Patrick   ignore (1)   2021 Mar 21, 8:25pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Maybe there was some deliberate ambiguity.
15   Fortwaynemobile   ignore (3)   2021 Mar 21, 8:47pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says
Maybe there was some deliberate ambiguity.


In art, it’s really up to the interpreter. So probably?
16   richwicks   ignore (3)   2021 Mar 21, 9:02pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says
Remember "Whole Lotta Love" by Led Zepplin? I had an argument in college about this meaning of this line:


Shake for me, girl, I want to be your back door man


I understood that to mean "I want to fuck you in the ass", while my opponent said it meant "I want to be the guy who sneaks in the back door of your house for an affair."

I found my explanation more convincing. Opinions?


It's a double entendre. Both meanings are applicable and correct and the writer knew it could be taken in two ways.
17   Patrick   ignore (1)   2021 Mar 21, 9:57pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

richwicks says
it could be taken in two ways


Lol, that phrase itself can be taken in two ways!

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