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Anyone Flying Into China Can Now Be Forced To Have An Anal COVID-19 Swab: Report


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2021 Mar 5, 4:30pm   531 views  11 comments

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Japanese travelers have reported suffering 'psychological pain' from the invasive procedure

We should mandate that for anyone who does absentee voting.

https://www.dailywire.com/news/anyone-flying-into-china-can-now-be-forced-to-have-an-anal-covid-19-swab-report

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1   Eric Holder   2021 Mar 5, 4:36pm  

Why would anyone want to fly into Asshoe?
2   Tenpoundbass   2021 Mar 5, 7:14pm  

The airlines quit serving peanuts and corn on inbound flights.
3   HeadSet   2021 Mar 6, 7:37am  

traces of the coronavirus are detectable longer in the anus or in feces than samples taken from the throat and nose.

If flights from SF, semen may contaminate the tests......
4   Misc   2021 Mar 6, 9:22pm  

Who is the ambassador to China? ---- Oh, that explains it.
6   HeadSet   2021 Mar 7, 7:13am  

Patrick says
Wow, we don't have one.

https://www.scmp.com/news/china/diplomacy/article/3122864/joe-biden-still-has-not-nominated-us-ambassador-china-names


Analysts add that this administration is disciplined and keeps a tight lid on discussions about nominees

That is because Biden has not been told who "his" nominee will be.
7   Patrick   2022 Jan 25, 9:42pm  

https://notthebee.com/article/bet-you-never-wanted-to-read-the-phrase-anal-swab-testing-ever-again-did-ya?source=patrick.net


Bet you never wanted to read the phrase "anal swab testing" ever again, did ya?

Well, too bad!

China has brought back its "undignified" anal Covid swabs just two weeks before the Beijing Winter Olympics begin.'

The Communist regime claims the virus test — which involves inserting a 5cm long saline-soaked swab up a patient's bum and rotating it — is more accurate than other on-the-spot virus tests.

You may think this is a violation of decency and human rights, but I've been told if a government mandates something in the name of "public health," it's important that you just pull down your pants and do as you're told.

Japan is calling on China to stop using the "undignified" test as some passengers said it caused them "psychological distress".

China allegedly ordered American diplomats to undergo anal tests sparking a row with the State Department.

Beijing has denied the claims but Washington has slammed the tests as "undignified."

Testing via the derriere was reportedly brought back after Beijing saw its first case of the dreaded Omicron sniffles. It is not (for now) being required of international visitors.

Chinese newspaper The Beijing News said at least 27 people underwent the anal swab tests at an apartment building in Beijing where a 26-year-old woman had caught Omicron — the city's first recorded case of the variant.

The horror! Someone get that woman some tissues and Tylenol! She's going to suffer through the three to five days of a mild-to-moderate head cold.

This totally justifies the government forcing people to bend over in the name of public health!

But hey, since it's a communist dictatorship, the subjects of Beijing should be just happy they aren't hamsters.
8   just_passing_through   2022 Jan 25, 9:43pm  

HunterTits says
We should mandate that for anyone who does absentee voting.


For any Chinese flying in from CHYNA!
9   RWSGFY   2022 Jan 25, 11:32pm  

Why would anyone want to fly into that CCP shithole?

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