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A public school teacher, a congressman, and a pedophile walk into a bar...


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2021 Feb 2, 4:36pm   733 views  11 comments

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And the bartender says, “I’m going to shoot two of you! Let’s have a popular vote of the regulars and decide who will die and who will get a free drink!”

Question:
What did the pedophile have to drink?

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1   georgeliberte   2021 Feb 2, 4:46pm  

A Shirley Temple?
2   HeadSet   2021 Feb 2, 6:23pm  

What did the pedophile have to drink?

Semen.
3   just_passing_through   2021 Feb 2, 6:36pm  

Guys... That's the joke! He killed the congressman and teacher instead of the pedo because they are worser!
4   B.A.C.A.H.   2021 Feb 2, 6:40pm  

are the schoolteacher, congressman and pedophile the same person?
5   Ceffer   2021 Feb 2, 6:44pm  

We know he shot the pedo because the bar didn't stock adrenochrome.
6   just_passing_through   2021 Feb 2, 6:49pm  

B.A.C.A.H. says
are the schoolteacher, congressman and pedophile the same person?


I had an appointment with a doctor in San Mateo. Guy yelled his ass off at me in his office because I was taking 24hr pseudofed, which was prescribed by my former doctor. I mean he reaaally went off.

Turns out he was also a cop and a judge.

I took the tip (it's basically speed, I was 29 with chronic sinus infections due to undiagnosed non-classic cystic fibrosis) but never went back to see that asshole.

Found tons of people ranting about him on yelp... That's how I found out about his other two jobs.
7   Ceffer   2021 Feb 2, 6:59pm  

just_passing_through says
Guy yelled his ass off at me in his office because I was taking 24hr pseudofed

I thought Pseudo-Fed was the new name of the FBI.
8   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2021 Feb 2, 7:01pm  

B.A.C.A.H. says
are the schoolteacher, congressman and pedophile the same person?


Excellent question.

Throw in a Lawyer and a realtor and weve got the quintet of evil.
9   GlocknLoad   2021 Feb 2, 7:12pm  

just_passing_through says
Guys... That's the joke! He killed the congressman and teacher instead of the pedo because they are worser!

And I thought this place was full of smart people. JK, tons of smart people here.
10   HeadSet   2021 Feb 2, 7:52pm  

just_passing_through says
Guys... That's the joke! He killed the congressman and teacher instead of the pedo because they are worser!


We know. Just wanted to add to the joke.
11   just_passing_through   2021 Feb 2, 9:20pm  

HeadSet says
We know. Just wanted to add to the joke.


I know but someone had to add that so I volunteered... Otherwise Shaman would have had to and it suck explaining your own joke. That makes it not funah.

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