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Biden is senile and either doesn't know what the hell he is even saying or soon forgets anyway.
BISMARCK, ND — After seeing President Biden travel to Saudi Arabia to beg for more oil, North Dakota decided to assassinate and dismember a journalist so the president would let them drill for oil.
Unable to find anyone with a name matching Jamal Khashoggi, the journalist killed in 2018 by order of Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, North Dakota had to settle for local blogger Jamal Kushman, who they assassinated and dismembered.
"It's tough, but this is how the U.S. government works; sometimes we have to play their game," said Governor Doug Burgum from the capital Bismarck, previously thought to be a fictional town. The governor continued — while wrapping a towel around his head — "By the way, I now go by Crown Prince Dougdullah bin Burgum."
The plan to assassinate a journalist to produce more oil seems to have worked, as Joe Biden immediately flew into the real town of Bismarck, begging to fist-bump Crown Prince Burgum and take a look at his harem.
At publishing time, Texas Governor Greg Abbott was planning on regaining permission to drill for oil by doing another 9/11.
When push comes to shove, it was simply an executions of a Saudi national in Saudi territory. Khashoggi was a Saudi citizen, hence his visit to the Consulate. The consulate office is considered sovereign Saudi territory. I am sure that the upper levels of our government don't want crap when we finally get around to putting down someone on death row.
It was particularly gruesome though.
Biden is the worst President who’s ever occupied that Oval Office. By a LOT. He’s just the absolute worst, a Nazi pedophile who cant even remember which atrocities he committed last week.
Shaman says
Biden is the worst President who’s ever occupied that Oval Office. By a LOT. He’s just the absolute worst, a Nazi pedophile who cant even remember which atrocities he committed last week.
U.S. Grant, Calvin Coolidge (maybe not), and Warren Harding were totally fucking corrupt. Hell, the word "hooker" is derived from one of Grant's general staff who pimped out legions of whores for the army's and poitician's benefit.
My only big disappointment in Trump was his close relationship with the people who murdered thousands of Americans on 9/11.
If Biden calls this out, he will deserve some credit for it.
But I seriously doubt it will happen. Biden is as corrupt as they come, and the CIA is not interested in truth anyway. I bet the report will be another nothingburger and the Saudis will continue to be rewarded by US favoritism.