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By GreaterNYCDude follow GreaterNYCDude   2021 Jan 10, 4:52pm 987 views   48 comments         share      


I need a diversion. What's yours conspiracy theory du jour? The crazier the better.

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1   richwicks   2021 Jan 10, 5:09pm  

2 out of 3 people will be killed off in the United States over the next 5 years:

https://web.archive.org/web/20200828083314if_/https://www.deagel.com/country/United%20States%20of%20America

Of course, that's not what the page says now:

https://www.deagel.com/country/United%20States%20of%20America

If the archive.org is too slow, you can find it here:

https://www.intellihub.com/government-linked-intel-agency-forecasts-u-s-population-to-decline-drastically-by-2025-1-in-3-americans-will-be-wiped-off-map/

As you can see, they did their math wrong. The prediction is that by 2025, only 100 million Americans will exist. Population now is 330 million.
2   Karloff   2021 Jan 10, 5:29pm  

Here's one of my own:

Along with the usual law enforcement fishing expeditions, the DNA databases of 23andme, ancestry.org, and others are used by the elites to find compatible organ "donors" when theirs inevitably begin to fail.
3   Karloff   2021 Jan 10, 5:34pm  

Interesting quote from the 2018 intellihub article you linked, richwicks:

This comes as Microsoft Founder and philanthropist Bill Gates recently announced that 33 million people could die globally from a flu virus which Gates says is lurking around the corner.
4   Ceffer   2021 Jan 10, 5:43pm  

Karloff says
Here's one of my own:

Along with the usual law enforcement fishing expeditions, the DNA databases of 23andme, ancestry.org, and others are used by the elites to find compatible organ "donors" when theirs inevitably begin to fail.


Have a DNA ancestry test for a lark, wind up having a mysterious but non destructive accident with your organs farmed out to oligarchs. Boy, we really are going into the CCP paradigm.
5   Onvacation   2021 Jan 10, 5:50pm  

It's pretty obvious that the lockdown and work from home orders are just to prepare us for the big reveal, which is the fact that we are actually a computer simulation that has reached the limits of storage and bandwidth needed for the increasingly large network of pseudo sentient beings (PSB's).

The great reset is really just a hardware upgrade and a software patch.

So put the fucking mask on and take the shot in the arm!
6   Tenpoundbass   2021 Jan 10, 5:53pm  

The real cops in Liberal Shit Hole Cities with Despot Mayors, have all been furloughed or fired since Trump came in office. And the Cops we keep seeing get spat on, and abused by BLM and ANTIFA are really ANTIFA and BLM themselves. That's why they were masks and were wearing masks even before Corona.

The Guys at the MAGA Rally yelling at the Cops saying... "We supported you guys, now your on their side, we no longer support you!" Were also Antifa cops and the guy shouting at them were Antifa playing MAGA goers on TV.

The Goal is to get real Patriots to attack all Police. But the problem is, the Cops in the rest of America that doesn't have mentally deranged Leftist freaks running the show. Are Good Guys, and will be part of the Civil Revolt when it comes down to it. Thanks to Bush and Obama, these Police stations around the country are armed to the teeth that would give the Guard a hard run for their money. I think the Cops in the other towns not a Liberal Hell Hole, will be part of the Armed insurrection coming for the Leftist shit holes in their States. It's just one or two shit hole Cities in a Few States. It really would be over for the Commies in Congress if those Cities were taken and the Commies dispatched.

Speculation of course!

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/01/blm-antifa-thugs-violently-attack-female-journalist-nyc-police-stand-nothing-video/

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/01/black-bloc-mob-antifa-terrorists-assault-group-trump-supporters-san-diego-video/

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/01/motherfckin-streets-antifa-terrorists-march-nyc-riot-gear-media-silent-video/
7   Tenpoundbass   2021 Jan 10, 5:57pm  

All I got to say is thank God the Cubans spent the last 5 decades wrapping themselves in the fabric of Miami Government, and they loathe commies as much as we do.
They are so entrenched, they will do battle with the Commies and seek them out as violently as Nancy Pelosi is seeking American Patriots.

Not so much Speculation of course!
8   PeopleUnited   2021 Jan 10, 5:59pm  

Karloff says
Here's one of my own:

Along with the usual law enforcement fishing expeditions, the DNA databases of 23andme, ancestry.org, and others are used by the elites to find compatible organ "donors" when theirs inevitably begin to fail.


Funny! Or barbaric if true. Either way organ transplant is no picnic. Look up “graft vs host disease” sometimes the “cure” is worse than the disease.
9   Eric Holder   2021 Jan 10, 10:10pm  

Karloff says
Here's one of my own:

Along with the usual law enforcement fishing expeditions, the DNA databases of 23andme, ancestry.org, and others are used by the elites to find compatible organ "donors" when theirs inevitably begin to fail.


Yeah, all these nasal swabs for "Covid testing" was really for gathering a comprehensive DNA database.
10   komputodo   2021 Jan 10, 10:13pm  

richwicks says
As you can see, they did their math wrong. The prediction is that by 2025, only 100 million Americans will exist. Population now is 330 million.

Isn't the world supposed to end in 10 years anyways?
11   richwicks   2021 Jan 10, 10:18pm  

komputodo says
Isn't the world supposed to end in 10 years anyways?


I'm an electrical engineer, fully believed the climate change bullshit was going to kill us all, but since SF, LA, and NYC aren't underwater, since the arctic isn't free of ice, since we aren't experiencing a global runaway greenhouse effect, I no longer believe the predictions.

I remember thinking it was absolutely impossible to have such a widespread conspiracy of bullshit. Well, it happened. I don't think scientists were behind this, I think our media and government were.
12   rocketjoe79   2021 Jan 21, 11:52pm  

Karloff says
Here's one of my own:

Along with the usual law enforcement fishing expeditions, the DNA databases of 23andme, ancestry.org, and others are used by the elites to find compatible organ "donors" when theirs inevitably begin to fail.


Mormons always pay cash for organ legging. Harder to trace.
13   mell   2021 Jan 22, 6:33am  

komputodo says
richwicks says
As you can see, they did their math wrong. The prediction is that by 2025, only 100 million Americans will exist. Population now is 330 million.

Isn't the world supposed to end in 10 years anyways?


"The sea was rough that day, my friend!"
14   zzyzzx   2021 Jan 22, 6:35am  

GreaterNYCDudeIsLookingForAJob says
What's yours conspiracy theory du jour?


15   MisdemeanorRebel   2021 Jan 22, 1:39pm  

"Where's the Durham Report?"
"Does Durham even exist, or is he like Max Headroom and only lives in cyberspace?"
16   MisdemeanorRebel   2021 Jan 22, 1:49pm  

Welcome to the Hopium Chinese Restaurant! Please choose one from Column A, and unlimited from Column B, and everybody gets a piece of Column C.

Column A
Once the OIG Report is issued...
Once the Durham Investigation Concludes...
We have the Dominion Machines and a Real Time record of the steal...
Federal Agents have the goods on all the Provocateurs at the Riots (in Charlottesville/in Portland/in DC)...
Just wait until SCOTUS hears the case...

Column B
... Stealth Jeff is getting to work quietly! Silent Legal Assassin!
... after Barr is settled in
... when the Mueller Investigation Concludes
... After the Impeachment Trial is over
... Just before the Election
... By December, it'll be a whole new ballgame.
... A few weeks after Biden shows America who he really is.

Column C
It has to happen first!
17   richwicks   2021 Jan 22, 1:55pm  

GreaterNYCDudeIsLookingForAJob says
I need a diversion. What's yours conspiracy theory du jour? The crazier the better.


Here's my latest conspiracy theory:

Biden didn't actually win the election and we had massive ballot fraud to place him into office.

I know it's far out there, but I actually believe this!
18   Ceffer   2021 Jan 22, 1:59pm  

....They had to complete the crimes to be caught!
....Arrests imminent @sqwack@arrests imminent@sqwack sqwuack@arrests imminent@sqwack
....It wasn't a distress beacon, Ripley, it was a warning.
19   Ceffer   2021 Jan 22, 3:33pm  

....Insurrection Act signed, Martial Law in effect..crackle..no confirmation?..crackle..repeat, no confirmation?...crackle Is there anybody out there?...crackle, snap.
...Qanon, tranquilizing draughts of hopium....just another day....just another few days....just another week...hold the line for 30 more days....dangle the hopium carrot for the stargazing donkey patriots until Biden Fake Presidency secured...squawck!
...if you haven't committed treason at least ten times, you are not a self respecting politician in D.C. any more. Treason is the new badge of honor.
...Military are going in on the swamp any second, any minute, any hour, any day, any week, any month, any year....too late, you're going to die in a gulag or the New Globalist Communist Oligarchy.
20   HunterTits   2021 Jan 22, 3:47pm  

This guy had a wife who was a bankruptcy attorney. He would work there in the office (they actually had two, different cities).

Anyway, their firm catered to immigrants and what not. He also had bought a lot of houses and would set up the post-bankrupt low-lifes with Section 8 housing in them.

The conspiracy gossip was that the low-lifes' kids would disappear. Snatched and put on a plane called the 'Lolita Express', I heard. Never to be seen again.
21   MisdemeanorRebel   2021 Jan 22, 4:48pm  

I don't think we'll hear from Trump too much until after the Second Impeachment is underway or over.

I have that on the authority of Commodore Sikstifore on the USS Lacarre, who got it from General James Jamison at Area 51.

Nah, just my speculation.
22   RWSGFY   2021 Jan 22, 4:57pm  

'If I could make an arrangement where I had a stand-in, a frontman or frontwoman, and they had an earpiece in and I was just in my basement in my sweats looking through the stuff, then I could sort of deliver the lines but somebody else was doing all the talking and ceremony, then I'd be fine with that because I found the work fascinating,' - Barack Obama
23   MisdemeanorRebel   2021 Jan 22, 5:12pm  

FuckCCP89 says
'If I could make an arrangement where I had a stand-in, a frontman or frontwoman, and they had an earpiece in and I was just in my basement in my sweats looking through the stuff, then I could sort of deliver the lines but somebody else was doing all the talking and ceremony, then I'd be fine with that because I found the work fascinating,' - Barack Obama




Wow.
25   Patrick   2021 Jan 22, 5:59pm  

There is no Wuhan Virus.

The whole thing is a hoax. All of it.
26   rocketjoe79   2021 Jan 22, 8:05pm  

Patrick says
There is no Wuhan Virus.

The whole thing is a hoax. All of it.

I still hear "BUT IT'S NOT LIKE THE FLU!"
Then I ask: Where are the flu death counts from 2020?
....crickets....
27   Ceffer   2021 Jan 23, 12:10am  

HunterTits says
This guy had a wife who was a bankruptcy attorney. He would work there in the office (they actually had two, different cities).

Anyway, their firm catered to immigrants and what not. He also had bought a lot of houses and would set up the post-bankrupt low-lifes with Section 8 housing in them.

The conspiracy gossip was that the low-lifes' kids would disappear. Snatched and put on a plane called the 'Lolita Express', I heard. Never to be seen again.

Did I hear a quack when i read this?
28   HunterTits   2021 Jan 23, 2:13pm  

Ceffer says
Did I hear a quack when i read this?


??????

:)~
30   Karloff   2021 Jan 23, 3:16pm  

"Mr. Bond, they have a saying in Chicago: 'Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. The third time it's enemy action.' "
-Goldfinger
31   NuttBoxer   2021 Jan 23, 3:47pm  

You guys aren't very good at this. Theories are unproven, conspiracies are not. I see way to many conspiracies(proven) on here. Give this a try...

There is an identified strain of the flu that causes loss of smell, shortness of breath, loss of emotion and physical sensation, is highly transmissible, and requires an experimental vaccine to defeat.
It won't get you when you're eating, but will if you're just drinking alcohol. You can't catch it on crowded planes, or while boarding, but it's highly contagious in small businesses. Liquor stores and strip clubs are immune to it's effects, but not schools.
If you wear ANY cloth covering over your nose AND mouth, you're safe, unless you need to eat of course, then you can safely remove the covering, but ONLY for that time until you are done eating.
It's the primary or sole cause of ALL deaths this year, and has over-run every hospital in the country. During the time of this deadly virus, cancer, brain, and heart surgeries are dangerous, and should not be done under any circumstances.
BLM protestors are immune from it. Biden supporters won't catch it. All heads of state and local government are immune while hosting private events, or traveling with their families. But everyone else is HIGHLY contagious if they do the same.
Lockdowns are a guaranteed method to defeat it, along with masks, and experimental shots, but there is no timeline for when these methods will work, we just know that they do.

And anyone not wearing a mask 24/7, going outside to do anything other than grocery and toilet paper shopping, supporting Trump, supporting the 1st or 2nd Amendments, questioning any of the above irrefutable science about how to defeat a virus, questioning the mainstream media, or protesting against pedophilia is a super-spreader, and is directly responsible for every death this year. Personal health is no longer a personal responsibility. Personal health can only be achieved for all of us by the government.


Now THERE'S a conspiracy theory..
32   Patrick   2021 Jan 23, 3:55pm  

My conspiracy theory: 2020's epic wildfires in CA, OR, and WA were mostly deliberately set to cause more anxiety and disorder.
33   NuttBoxer   2021 Jan 24, 10:16pm  

Patrick says
2020's epic wildfires in CA


Edit to NorCal. Southern California is high desert, and we don't clear our government land. We had an average amount of fire this year.
34   GreaterNYCDude   2021 Jan 25, 7:14am  

Here's mine...  Aliens exist and are in contact with us (and have been for a while). They want us (Earthlings) to "mature" so that we are eligible to join in the galactic council and share in their more advanced technology, including the hypersonic space travel needed to span long distances in short amounts of time.

The objective of this council is that, by sharing knowledge, all of the various advanced races throughout the universe (there are several) will help each other grow and prosper. Until now, us earthlings have been left out of the club.

As a precondition to membership, they require a dismantling of the deep state / millitary industrial complex to prove we can live peacably. If we can't get along amongst ourselves here on Earth why would we be allowed to interface with more advanced civilizations?

This explains quite a bit about the past 80 years.

(Not that I belive any of this... but its certainly an interesting one to ponder.)
35   RC2006   2021 Jan 25, 7:16am  

All that is happening was foretold by French seer Pierre Boulle. Some say he might have actually used a time machine that he stole from Nazis during his years as a spy.
36   Robert Sproul   2021 Jan 25, 8:03am  

NoCoupForYou says
"Where's the Durham Report?"
"Does Durham even exist,

A population that lives in a state of cognitive dissonance, general confusion, and disappointment, has to be a dream for the Totalitarian Globalists.
I have a hard time holding a thought these days, let alone arguing a position.
37   Shaman   2021 Jan 25, 8:14am  

GreaterNYCDudeIsLookingForAJob says
including the hypersonic space travel needed to span long distances in short amounts of time.


🤦🏻‍♂️
38   Karloff   2021 Jan 25, 10:50am  

The Q stuff wasn't meant to give people false hope, it was meant to rattle the deep state and amplify their paranoia, forcing them to act sooner than they would and in turn make blunders that expose them to more of the public and result in their downfall.
39   Bd6r   2021 Jan 25, 1:19pm  

richwicks says
Here's my latest conspiracy theory:

Biden didn't actually win the election and we had massive ballot fraud to place him into office.

I know it's far out there, but I actually believe this!

those are conspiracy FACTS not theories
40   Bd6r   2021 Jan 25, 1:21pm  

Patrick says
There is no Wuhan Virus.

The whole thing is a hoax. All of it.

@Patrick, there IS Wuhan virus, I know enough virologists. But it is no more dangerous than regular flu which is again not a conspiracy theory, it is a conspiracy FACT

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