"How do I defend my voter fraud? Let me count the ways?" List here all of the prepared deflections and gaslighting that workers were prepped with to make it look like ballot harvesting and alterations were "due to glitches, optical readers, ballots refreshed to reflect the 'intention' of the voters, crumples, wrinkles, magic wands, dousing sticks, sharpies, glitter, computer farts, keyboard errors, paint brushes, booger smears, Covid hocks, and various and sundry didn'do'nuffins to cover up their activities with legitimate sounding tripe. Anybody have videos of tapes of the worker education telling them about how to excuse their activities?
Of course, the ole "Well, eleventh hour mail in ballots after the polling places closed were all for Biden, that's not MY fault. Just because they overwhelmed Trump's massive lead in a matter of hours is just coincidence. After all, Biden is just more popular than God...errrr....Obama!"
"What do you mean, all the votes for Biden came in after everyone went home to sleep? We just needed a safe, quiet space to count. For Joe."
People thought the nickname Sleepy Joe was because of his sleepy near vegetative state, guess it's from his ability to stealing votes while others are asleep.
Of course, the ole "Well, eleventh hour mail in ballots after the polling places closed were all for Biden, that's not MY fault. Just because they overwhelmed Trump's massive lead in a matter of hours is just coincidence. After all, Biden is just more popular than God...errrr....Obama!"
I'll start. The dog ate the ballots.
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