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What A Waste Of Paying Pornhub Subscribers, Archbishop Burns Altar.


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2020 Oct 10, 12:32pm   588 views  17 comments

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https://www.foxnews.com/us/louisiana-archbishop-blasts-demonic-sex-act-in-church-orders-altar-removed-burned

Sperm blockaded priest insane from chastity goes full throttle load ejection with S&M hookers on altar. Viagra used as holy sacrament.

"They'll have shit eating grins in HELL." says archbishop

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1   🎂 Tenpoundbass   2020 Oct 10, 12:42pm  

I think they gave fake names and ages. One doesn't look Asian and the other doesn't look 42.
2   Ceffer   2020 Oct 10, 12:55pm  

"Please be generous with the donations in the basket. It's hooker week for Padre, YAY!"
3   Patrick   2020 Oct 10, 2:08pm  

I might pay the one on the left, but not the one on the right.
4   Patrick   2020 Oct 10, 2:10pm  



Yes, I'd definitely pay her.
5   Patrick   2020 Oct 10, 2:16pm  

Tenpoundbass says
One doesn't look Asian


She claims to be half Chinese and half German. Could be true.

Prediction: her career will now flourish because of all the free publicity.
6   Hircus   2020 Oct 10, 3:38pm  

The arrests may have been planned. You could easily predict this would make the news, making tons of people (like me) want to see this specific video.

Elements: Scandal, the alter, danger, the risk of getting caught, an older dude banging a younger girl, the dude happens to be a priest, a voyer stumbles upon them mid-act and records, making it all extra naughty.
7   Booger   2020 Oct 10, 3:58pm  

Hircus says
The arrests may have been planned. You could easily predict this would make the news, making tons of people (like me) want to see this specific video.


Got a link?
8   Ceffer   2020 Oct 10, 6:11pm  

It's a guilt geyser, which makes the sin all the more delectable.
9   brazil66   2020 Oct 10, 6:30pm  

The one on the right might be a Russian agent.
10   Ceffer   2020 Oct 10, 6:45pm  

Priest already has a GoFundMe going for subscribers to do it again on another alter with exclusive close up shots.
11   Patrick   2020 Oct 10, 6:52pm  

brazil66 says
The one on the right might be a Russian agent.


Kind of close actually.
13   Booger   2020 Oct 11, 3:40am  

instead of burning it they should have auctioned It Off
14   Ceffer   2020 Oct 11, 5:31am  

Booger says
instead of burning it they should have auctioned It Off

Valuable relics for the Church of Satan. Would have been worth a fortune.
15   Al_Sharpton_for_President   2020 Oct 11, 5:35am  

The priest's use of the sanctifying balm is standard fallen woman rescue stuff. Why the persecution?
17   Ceffer   2020 Oct 11, 10:56am  

Al_Sharpton_for_President says
The priest's use of the sanctifying balm is standard fallen woman rescue stuff. Why the persecution?

He was just easing the hookers back into their new role as faithful Catholics by keeping things familiar.

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