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Stop being a Lesbian

By NoCoupForYou follow NoCoupForYou   2020 Sep 16, 11:20am 265 views   15 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share    


This is what America needs:



TRIGGLY PUFF TRIGGERED:


1   joshuatrio   ignore (0)   2020 Sep 16, 11:50am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Thats so incredibly nasty.
3   Ceffer   ignore (4)   2020 Sep 16, 12:49pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

"Only be a lesbian if you are slim and pretty and your gorgeous counterpart are lathering each other's pussies so I can stride in and shlong you both to shuddering orgasms that you know you could never achieve without a stiff dong!"
4   Automan Empire   ignore (1)   2020 Sep 16, 1:01pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

I've occasionally pondered what morbidly obese lesbians DO together? If you're a man you can take shallow breaths and plunge your dick into the swamps of Dagobah for some pumpy-pumpy. In the case of two fat lesbians, at least one has to go in deep and personal for the team. (shudders)
5   Ceffer   ignore (4)   2020 Sep 16, 1:07pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Automan Empire says
I've occasionally pondered what morbidly obese lesbians DO together?


I have tried that. However, the screen goes blank with horror, I have a seizure, faint and wake up with a headache, so I don't do that any more.
6   HeadSet   ignore (2)   2020 Sep 16, 1:14pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Fortwaynemobile says


Captain Kirk would NEVER say that. After all, with a history of porking green women and other aliens, Kirk would hit that too.
7   NoCoupForYou   ignore (2)   2020 Sep 16, 1:18pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

HeadSet says
Captain Kirk would NEVER say that. After all, with a history of porking green women and other aliens, Kirk would hit that too.





Respectfully disagree - the Green Women had secondary sexual characteristics that clearly identified them as Females from Orion.
8   Ceffer   ignore (4)   2020 Sep 16, 1:30pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Har! This is going off into the nerd stratosphere.
9   mell   ignore (6)   2020 Sep 16, 1:37pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Womyn are like children. They fail quickly at the beauty and career department and then let themselves go and blame everyone else, similar to kid tantrums, they need structure like kids. The few womyn who have enough discipline, autonomy and intelligence quickly realize if they just succeed in either the beauty or career department (where they get a lot of help these days) they will sail easily through life. Men - at least before soyboy numales - never had that privilege and desperately needed to succeed in both departments to pull prime pussy and independence from the man, so they hit the gym after a 16 hour work day.
10   HeadSet   ignore (2)   2020 Sep 16, 3:08pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Men - at least before soyboy numales - never had that privilege and desperately needed to succeed in both departments to pull prime pussy and independence from the man

Not just that, men also knew they would have to support themselves and others, such as wife and kids. Women, even the liberated types, seem to have it in the back of the head that a man will support them.
11   Ceffer   ignore (4)   2020 Sep 16, 3:09pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

HeadSet says
Women, even the liberated types, seem to have it in the back of the head that a man will support them.


This. I never knew a so-called feminist who didn't bail into female privilege at the first opportunity when the going got rough.
12   mell   ignore (6)   2020 Sep 16, 3:40pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

HeadSet says
Men - at least before soyboy numales - never had that privilege and desperately needed to succeed in both departments to pull prime pussy and independence from the man

Not just that, men also knew they would have to support themselves and others, such as wife and kids. Women, even the liberated types, seem to have it in the back of the head that a man will support them.


Yes and in turn they would take care of the house, kids and cook and not be too obnoxious to their husband. These days women can hardly cook and those who do expect you to buy them jewelry for it. Also they got high on the notion that they can hold a useless corporate drone job as some sort of achievement. Few make enough to actually sustain themselves, most blow it all out on entertainment, travel, and uber and uber eats, and keeping up with their gfs on instagram.
13   mell   ignore (6)   2020 Sep 16, 3:41pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Triggly Puff literally triggers my gag reflex and that's not easy to trigger.
14   NoCoupForYou   ignore (2)   2020 Sep 17, 4:56pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

15   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   ignore (4)   2020 Sep 17, 5:17pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

there has got to be a reason why people with no self control all go to the left and stay there.

being on the left at younger age is understood, but those are grown ups who act like dumb children. so pathetic.

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