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Portland mayor fleeing due to high levels of peacefulness outside his condo


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2020 Sep 2, 7:54pm   893 views  2 comments

by Hircus   ➕follow (1)   💰tip   ignore  

https://www.oann.com/portland-protests-push-mayor-out-of-condo/

They're actually starting to call them "friendly protesters" now. I guess because they're encouraging him to relocate? Maybe because when it gets dark at night, they light fires to illuminate the path to his house, so he doesn't fall and hurt himself? Maybe because they raided his home last night, helping him keep a clean and uncluttered home by relieving him of accumulated junk?

I wonder if he will move to a new home with bridges instead of walls, helping connect people and build lasting relationships where they share stories of peace over campfires?

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1   Ceffer   2020 Sep 2, 8:14pm  

Why use tiki torches when the burning cars of your constituents are available and free.
2   AD   2020 Sep 2, 11:51pm  

Hircus says

They're actually starting to call them "friendly protesters" now. I


A "friendly protester" is one that will get in your face and scream at you for your white privilege, or for not showing enough enthusiasm when you raise your arm in solidarity to the BLM and AntiFa movements.

A "non-friendly" protester will smash your head with a skateboard, shoot you with their Glock 19 because you were wearing a pro-Trump hat, etc.

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