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Ol’ Joe chooses Cavernous Kamala Harris as VP running mate

By FuckTheMainstreamMedia follow FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2020 Aug 11, 1:55pm 1,514 views   109 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share    


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73   Ceffer   ignore (6)   2020 Aug 12, 8:49am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

It's time the White House had a vicious, unprincipled harridan to challenge IHLlary's record.
78   Ceffer   ignore (6)   2020 Aug 12, 9:02am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Kamala had a vaginoplasty, and the doctors asked her if she wanted to frame the graffiti or use the excess tissue to make a bull whip.
79   Ceffer   ignore (6)   2020 Aug 12, 10:02am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

If she's from Jamaica, how come they call her tweetie "The Bermuda Triangle"?
80   Eric Holder   ignore (0)   2020 Aug 12, 10:18am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

“My roots go back, within my lifetime, to my paternal grandmother Miss Chrishy (née Christiana Brown, descendant of Hamilton Brown who is on record as plantation and slave owner and founder of Brown’s Town) and to my maternal grandmother Miss Iris (née Iris Finegan, farmer and educator, from Aenon Town and Inverness, ancestry unknown to me).” --Donald J. Harris, father of Kamala Harris.
83   Ceffer   ignore (6)   2020 Aug 12, 11:07am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

"I can't quite put my finger on her, but it doesn't matter, I can put my finger in her."

I thought they couldn't fuck their way to the top, only somewhere in the middle.
84   Ceffer   ignore (6)   2020 Aug 12, 11:34am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Joe Blow and Jill Blow?
86   Al_Sharpton_for_President   ignore (6)   2020 Aug 12, 1:31pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Shouldn't be too hard to find a lesbian or two, or gay guy, who were passed over for the spots that Willie Browm awarded to Harris for services performed.

"Now VP nominee Harris, what do you say to this lesbian and gay man, who weren't Mr. Brown's cup of tea, and who therefore suffered discrimination, as they could not have had the opportunity to trade sexual favors for career advancement, as you did?" Thereby portraying Harris as an oppressor of gays and lesbians, and removing a decent chunk of the Dem voting base.
95   HunterTits   ignore (4)   2020 Aug 13, 2:36pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Tenpoundbass says

Missed the other Johnson. Andrew Johnson, Lincoln's VP. The one who later became the first POTUS to be impeached.
105   KgK one   ignore (0)   2020 Aug 16, 7:42am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Someone should show pics of no candidates hair next to each other. Wonder if kamla has best hair to sniff. It would be funny if she has best hair to sniff
108   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   ignore (4)   2020 Sep 8, 4:55pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

TrumpingTits says

This woman was ahead of her time. First trans-race person known in America.

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