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Baltimore has go to go!


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2020 Jun 20, 10:46am   995 views  24 comments

by Al_Sharpton_for_President   ➕follow (5)   💰tip   ignore  

Should Baltimore be renamed?

We do have quite a dilemma here in Maryland, don't we? As we hide the facts of history in the name of political correctness, we face the ultimate irony. Baltimore is named after Cecil Calvert, second Lord Baltimore. In 1663 Charles Calvert, the third Lord Baltimore, had the dubious distinction of being the first to legally mandate in Maryland that once a slave, a slave for life, and the children of slaves also to be slaves for life. Other states quickly followed.

If a mere statue is offensive ("Hogan and Taney," Aug. 21), then we must not allow the city known as Baltimore to continue to honor the very man who legally cemented the institution of slavery in this country.


https://www.baltimoresun.com/opinion/readers-respond/bs-ed-rr-baltimore-name-20170828-story.html

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1   Patrick   2020 Jun 20, 10:56am  

Baltimore is one of the few US cities with a name directly derived from Irish Gaelic: baile tí mór, meaning "place of the big house".
2   Ceffer   2020 Jun 20, 10:56am  

Easy Peasy. Call Baltimore 'New Crackistan' in honor of its founding drug lords.
3   Misc   2020 Jun 21, 6:37am  

Today is certainly a confusing day in Baltimore.
4   PeopleUnited   2020 Jun 21, 7:34am  



Equals



“Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And the process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right.”


― George Orwell, 1984
5   Tenpoundbass   2020 Jun 21, 10:37am  

Name it Unicorn Fart Fagtown McFuckface. A very fitting name for the people who can't handle Baltimore.
6   Karloff   2020 Jun 21, 11:03am  

Baltimore's situation demands more serious action than a simple renaming can accomplish. Everything about it will need to be erased. History books wiped, maps changed, and the buildings, roads, and people themselves must be destroyed for great social justice to be done.
7   HeadSet   2020 Jun 21, 12:57pm  

Patrick says
Baltimore is one of the few US cities with a name directly derived from Irish Gaelic.


Mar sin is é sin atá cearr leis!
9   RWSGFY   2021 Mar 3, 7:54am  

Beautiful city like that deserves to be named Wakanda.
10   HeadSet   2021 Mar 3, 11:19am  

zzyzzx says
https://foxbaltimore.com/news/project-baltimore/city-student-passes-3-classes-in-four-years-ranks-near-top-half-of-class-with-013-gpa

City student passes 3 classes in four years, ranks near top half of class with 0.13 GPA


Sounds like the school is workfare for slothy admin and substandard teachers. Maybe they could hire that "top half of his class" kid to teach at that school.
11   SunnyvaleCA   2021 Mar 3, 11:35am  

Karloff says
the buildings, roads, and people themselves must be destroyed
By all accounts, they're pretty well along with accomplishing that.
12   GNL   2021 Mar 3, 12:11pm  

Ceffer says
Easy Peasy. Call Baltimore 'New Crackistan' in honor of its founding drug lords.

I vote to rename it Killmore.
13   Ceffer   2021 Mar 3, 12:12pm  

zzyzzx says
City student passes 3 classes in four years, ranks near top half of class with 0.13 GPA


Late or absent 272 days, LOL! And the mom complains about the school failing her son. 272/3 = 90 days a year. Assuming 180 school days in a standard school year, that's half the time. She never knew her son wasn't in school or showed up late half the time?
14   GNL   2021 Mar 3, 12:19pm  

I got my first Lap dance in Baltimore. Also, HammerJacks was legendary. I saw a girl hit a man over the head with a beer bottle. His whole scalp was torn so bad it flopped over his face. That place filled with the craziest white people imaginable.

Last time I went to Baltimore for bar hopping, I ended up in brawl, a person flashed his gun at me on the dance floor and I ended up in the hospital.
15   Ceffer   2021 Mar 3, 1:21pm  

WineHorror1 says
I saw a girl hit a man over the head with a beer bottle. His whole scalp was torn so bad it flopped over his face.

Yeah, but did she still take him home? For Baltimore, I would imagine that was just a bit of shit testing.
16   GlocknLoad   2021 Mar 3, 1:44pm  

Ceffer says
WineHorror1 says
I saw a girl hit a man over the head with a beer bottle. His whole scalp was torn so bad it flopped over his face.

Yeah, but did she still take him home? For Baltimore, I would imagine that was just a bit of shit testing.

Hammer Jacks was insane. I got a threesome out of that place. I saw more than a few girls get up on one of the bars and do a striptease.

HammerJack girls back in the day...

17   Ceffer   2021 Mar 3, 2:05pm  

I imagine blowing a head of yeast foam off the girls was as much fun as blowing the foam off the beer.
18   Ceffer   2021 Mar 3, 2:55pm  

GlocknLoad says
I got a threesome out of that place.

Trannies don't count. Yes, I'm evil.
19   GlocknLoad   2021 Mar 3, 4:31pm  

Ceffer says
GlocknLoad says
I got a threesome out of that place.

Trannies don't count. Yes, I'm evil.

Don't be jelly, as my daughter says.
20   MAGA   2021 Mar 3, 5:40pm  

Where are the Father's of these wayward kid's?
21   Patrick   2021 Mar 3, 6:16pm  

WineHorror1 says
That place filled with the craziest white people imaginable.


Hmmm, does Baltimore have a large Irish population?
22   zzyzzx   2021 Mar 29, 9:47am  

Drugs, prostitution, other crimes now legal in Baltimore City:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKRAvfYoWDc
23   Ceffer   2021 Mar 29, 10:17am  

Great. The mayor can preside at City Council meetings with a fat hooker humping him on his lap.

"Speak up louder. I'm having trouble hearing around mah honey."
24   MisdemeanorRebel   2021 Mar 29, 6:57pm  

GlocknLoad says

Hammer Jacks was insane


Maryland girls are something else.

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