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Why don't they just fence them in there and make the place "Little Guantanamo" for them. They can ship their pals in later.

Lol, that's actually a pretty good idea.

They have imprisoned themselves.

Mayor and/or governor should agree with people of "Chaz" that it is an independent country. Then, so as to not run afoul of the Logan Act, call in the federal government to deal with it.

A Trade Embargo with the new Country of CHAZ should do the trick in, what, three days? Hunger is a very strong motivator.

Then, an exit interview for all those that wish to leave:
1. By forming your own defacto country, you have renounced your US citizenship.
2. To which country do you now pledge allegiance?
3. We will contact your new country of choice. They will surely grant you asylum! You will be remanded in the closest embassy, costs payable in full to the US Treasury upon arrival.
4. If asylum is not granted, you will be remanded to the custody of the US Customs Department. Costs of detainment will accrue immediately.
5. Repeat step 2 as needed.

Of course, this could be resolved much more quickly. If you wish to exit CHAZ, please request an Officer of the Court to appear. Following your recital of the Oath of Allegiance ( https://www.uscis.gov/policy-manual/volume-12-part-j-chapter-2 ),
you will be charged with Sedition and Treason, and remanded to custody awaiting trial.

Your call.

Can we just wall them in like Escape From New York/LA, then dump the rest inside?

The government should starve them like Stalin starved Ukraine.

I usually get upset by far left liberals, but I'm loving every laugh that CHAZ has provided me with. I hope they are allowed a few more weeks of this without being shut down.

Can we deport illegals to CHAZ?

rocketjoe79 says

A Trade Embargo with the new Country of CHAZ should do the trick in, what, three days? Hunger is a very strong motivator.

Then, an exit interview for all those that wish to leave:
1. By forming your own defacto country, you have renounced your US citizenship.
2. To which country do you now pledge allegiance?
3. We will contact your new country of choice. They will surely grant you asylum! You will be remanded in the closest embassy, costs payable in full to the US Treasury upon arrival.
4. If asylum is not granted, you will be remanded to the custody of the US Customs Department. Costs of detainment will accrue immediately.
5. Repeat step 2 as needed.

Of course, this could be resolved much more quickly. If you wish to exit CHAZ, please request an Officer of the Court to appear. Following your recital of the Oath of Allegiance ( https://www.uscis.gov/policy-manual/volume-12-part-j-chapter-2 ),
you will be charged with Sedition and Treason, and remanded to custody awaiting trial.

Your call.

Genius.

I wonder if anything I, personally, could do could contribute to such a thing occurring (instead of just typing on an internet forum :). So far, I have not come up with anything -- but it would be beautiful.

HEYYOU says

Speaking of The Wall,is it finished?

CHAZ has completed the wall, but the US hasn't yet because their woke licence was never permitted but the board of silliness.

CHEZ is SOYMALIA