There's too much emphasis on Kim Kardashian's ass
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2020 Apr 16, 2:43pm 2,305 views 26 comments
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In reality, I'd rather have it the other way around ...
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Patrick
2020 Apr 16, 5:58pm
Patrick
2020 Apr 16, 5:58pm
Armenian women are hot, but what would you even do with tits like that? Thank God it's only Photoshop.
It's hard to understand the obsession with huge asses either. There is an optimum size, and it's not all that big. The bruthers may disagree, as is their right. We still live in a democracy, sort of.
Better example:
It's hard to understand the obsession with huge asses either. There is an optimum size, and it's not all that big. The bruthers may disagree, as is their right. We still live in a democracy, sort of.
Better example:
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Rin
2020 Apr 16, 6:19pm
Rin
2020 Apr 16, 6:19pm
Patrick says
It's also a matter of function, along with taste.
Notice in my favorite gif, how difficult it was to keep the Pony Baloney from sliding off the average sized melons?
1.5 cup sizes larger and it would have been a perfect titty fuck!
De gustibus non est disputandum.
It's also a matter of function, along with taste.
Notice in my favorite gif, how difficult it was to keep the Pony Baloney from sliding off the average sized melons?
1.5 cup sizes larger and it would have been a perfect titty fuck!
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Ceffer
2020 Apr 16, 7:10pm
Ceffer
2020 Apr 16, 7:10pm
Rin says
There, fixed it. Never have and never again will hairy goatherder women bamboozle and preoccupy the glitterati press. Barf.
There's too much emphasis on Kim Kardashian
There, fixed it. Never have and never again will hairy goatherder women bamboozle and preoccupy the glitterati press. Barf.
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Automan Empire
2020 Apr 16, 7:26pm
Automan Empire
2020 Apr 16, 7:26pm
Hey, I LIKE big asses. Not Kim Kardashian's, but bigger asses with thighs to match in general.
Big boobs tend to be as sensitive as nitroglycerine. Like an exotic car, nice to see, maybe drive occasionally, but ownership can be an expensive pain in the ass.
Big boobs tend to be as sensitive as nitroglycerine. Like an exotic car, nice to see, maybe drive occasionally, but ownership can be an expensive pain in the ass.
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Ceffer
2020 Apr 16, 8:13pm
Ceffer
2020 Apr 16, 8:13pm
During the full moon, her ass follows the gravitational pull of the moon from horizon to horizon, and when tide's low, you can go in with less than ten inches.
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Automan Empire
2020 Apr 16, 8:30pm
Automan Empire
2020 Apr 16, 8:30pm
Ceffer says
There are some actual special effects you can get with a big butted woman lying prone. Go slow and the first harmonic is the Y axis where waves ripple up, reflect off her back, and right above the resonant frequency will meet each next thrust with an audible slap. Get moving faster and the X axis hits its resonance and her ass cheeks gobble your cock like Pac-man. Faster still and you'll see more complex harmonics and even standing waves displayed on her ass-cilloscope.
her ass follows the gravitational pull of the moon
There are some actual special effects you can get with a big butted woman lying prone. Go slow and the first harmonic is the Y axis where waves ripple up, reflect off her back, and right above the resonant frequency will meet each next thrust with an audible slap. Get moving faster and the X axis hits its resonance and her ass cheeks gobble your cock like Pac-man. Faster still and you'll see more complex harmonics and even standing waves displayed on her ass-cilloscope.
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HeadSet
2020 Apr 16, 9:04pm
HeadSet
2020 Apr 16, 9:04pm
Faster still and you'll see more complex harmonics and even standing waves displayed on her ass-cilloscope.
Sounds like a more hi-brow version of the old "angle of the dangle equals the mass of the ass."
Sounds like a more hi-brow version of the old "angle of the dangle equals the mass of the ass."
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SunnyvaleCA
2020 Apr 16, 9:27pm
At this point I can't admonish lack of a "not suitable for work" warning! We're all working at home!
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Tenpoundbass
2020 Apr 17, 6:06am
Tenpoundbass
2020 Apr 17, 6:06am
The only thing wrong with Kim is her choice in men.
But he did convert to Republican, so that's no longer an issue.
But he did convert to Republican, so that's no longer an issue.
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komputodo
2020 Apr 17, 7:53am
komputodo
2020 Apr 17, 7:53am
Patrick says
I watched a TV series called Ballers about pro athletes and the bruhs were always having big parties full of hot women and not one of them had a big ass......In fact there wasn't a big assed fat ho in the whole series...not at the strip clubs they frequented either....I call BS to that myth that big gelatinous asses are attractive to rich bruhs....maybe to the poor ghetto ones.
It's hard to understand the obsession with huge asses either. There is an optimum size, and it's not all that big. The bruthers may disagree, as is their right.
I watched a TV series called Ballers about pro athletes and the bruhs were always having big parties full of hot women and not one of them had a big ass......In fact there wasn't a big assed fat ho in the whole series...not at the strip clubs they frequented either....I call BS to that myth that big gelatinous asses are attractive to rich bruhs....maybe to the poor ghetto ones.
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FuckTheMainstreamMedia
2020 Apr 17, 9:12am
FuckTheMainstreamMedia
2020 Apr 17, 9:12am
komputodo says
Oh I don’t think so. No ones writing odes to small butts.
Now keep in mind it’s not like I’m advocating this train wreck:
www.youtube.com/embed/w59e20ijOpE
Its all part of the "ITS GOOD TO BE FAT" narrative...
Oh I don’t think so. No ones writing odes to small butts.
Now keep in mind it’s not like I’m advocating this train wreck:
www.youtube.com/embed/w59e20ijOpE
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komputodo
2020 Apr 17, 10:30am
komputodo
2020 Apr 17, 10:30am
FuckTheMainstreamMedia says
Lots of fat women buy music...Plus its all relative......What is BIG?
Oh I don’t think so. No ones writing does to small butts.
Lots of fat women buy music...Plus its all relative......What is BIG?
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MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Apr 17, 11:25am
MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Apr 17, 11:25am
FuckTheMainstreamMedia says
I'm an old school Boobies Guy. Nice small to medium round tushes are secondary.
Here's a remedy... If you like real chicks, any Steel Panthers live show has plenty of bouncing, flashing beautiful boobage.
www.youtube.com/embed/rp6VJQzk1pg
komputodo says
I don't mind big asses if it comes with a big chest, even if it comes with a little bit of a belly. What I loathe is no boobs and a huge ass, pear shaped, ugly as hell, worse if they have a gut. Hottentots not my type.
Oh I don’t think so. No ones writing odes to small butts.
I'm an old school Boobies Guy. Nice small to medium round tushes are secondary.
Here's a remedy... If you like real chicks, any Steel Panthers live show has plenty of bouncing, flashing beautiful boobage.
www.youtube.com/embed/rp6VJQzk1pg
komputodo says
Lots of fat women buy music...Plus its all relative......What is BIG?
I don't mind big asses if it comes with a big chest, even if it comes with a little bit of a belly. What I loathe is no boobs and a huge ass, pear shaped, ugly as hell, worse if they have a gut. Hottentots not my type.
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MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Apr 17, 11:30am
MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Apr 17, 11:30am
komputodo says
Cardi B is the frontwoman for people who think Lumpenprole Welfare Ho'ing is a noble occupation.
I watched a TV series called Ballers about pro athletes and the bruhs were always having big parties full of hot women and not one of them had a big ass......In fact there wasn't a big assed fat ho in the whole series...not at the strip clubs they frequented either....I call BS to that myth that big gelatinous asses are attractive to rich bruhs....maybe to the poor ghetto ones.
Cardi B is the frontwoman for people who think Lumpenprole Welfare Ho'ing is a noble occupation.
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