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Rin says

I've finished sponge bathing its body. I've douched the vagina with soapy water, saline solution, with a final rinse of water.

"I've put rose petals in the bed... lit some sandalwood candles... chilled the champagne..."

Can you get a hoe to tribb with it one day and report back?

Bitch better be honed, moaned, ready and boned, or there'll be a RealDoll head in the trash tomorrow.

Tenpoundbass says

Can you get a hoe to tribb with it one day and report back?

The Canadian border is closed. I can't get to a legal hoe.



Sure, I can easily run the "blockade" up in Vermont (since it's not really guarded) but I don't want to deal with Dudley Douchebag when he sees my Mass ID ...

Do Canadian hookers normally stand on that line flashing their wares?

Ceffer says

Do Canadian hookers normally stand on that line flashing their wares?

Trust me, anyone can sneak across it and sneak back in, in a host of the small towns between Vermont and Maine. The problem is that if you're pulled over, and when they run your ID and not see that you crossed at the interstates or the smaller checkpoints, you're in big trouble. Trust me, the RCMP are not a joke.

It's like a 'Canadian Glory Line'. Just stick your dick over the line, then toss the money when they're done.

Ceffer says

Do Canadian hookers normally stand on that line flashing their wares?

The First time I saw her she was riding down a hill flashing her tits at Buffalo Bill.
The next time I saw her she was laying in the grass with her chain and sprocket sticking out her ass.

Ok, it's the morning and I've got a hangover but I feel great.

It's about one's HANDS.

So while I'd drunk nearly 3/4 of a bottle of Gin, thanks to Cialis (I used chopped up pills to spread the dosage over time), I was hard much of the time.

What I really enjoyed was feeling her boobs with my hands while my hard rock music was playing in the background and felt the continuous tightness of a young twenty year old woman around my cock!

Otherwise, a lot of the rest was a blur as I was either drunk, sleepy, or both. I couldn't separate being awake from being in a dream as I was constantly hard and always inside her.

I remember one dream where a bitchy woman from a prior job, who loved to show her boobs, always liked to accuse men of harassing & pursuing her. Well, in this case, my hands were already on a pair of boobs so I shooed her away. She was not happy. From there I went back to some grinding before another dream.

Regardless, I can't say much more other than that as it was surreal, a type of 2001: A Sex Odyssey.

Get the pre-nup done. Never underestimate lawyers.

Rin says

What I really enjoyed was feeling her boobs with my hands while my hard rock music was playing in the background and felt the continuous tightness of a young twenty year old woman around my cock!

Did she orgasm?

WookieMan says

Did she orgasm?

That's the AI version.

I've gone with the pre-fab basics to save time and money, since I don't want to waste cash while it's in its beta phase.

OK, so you have to be wasted and on ED medication to fuck a real doll?

zzyzzx says

OK, so you have to be wasted and on ED medication to fuck a real doll?

That's inauguration day. I wanted it to be a special occasion involving alcohol, ED, & heavy metal.

This afternoon's poke was simply ironing out the midday hornies, a standard protocol which inhibits the dating reflex of society.

Remember, at least one hand on the boobs at all times.

I'm doing what Dr Anthony Fauci has failed at.

I'm developing a treatment for intraday horniness, using pre-existing technologies, without the need for a double blind study.

Make porn with doll. There are lot of vids on x videos where guy gets 2 glasses of wine with Doll n humps doll in various positions. Dolls doesn't mind when he drinks all the wine n wants to try positions.

KgK one says

Dolls doesn't mind when he drinks all the wine n wants to try positions.

Also, one can keep one's cock inside her, continually, w/o needing to pleasure her at all.

Most women, including hoes, will want a "conclusion of sorts", within a period of allotted time, even if you pay for the whole weekend. Last night, my Pony Baloney was galloping around, on its own terms.

I'm waiting for a 'Give A Prisoner A RealDoll For Christmas' GoFundMe site.

WookieMan says

Did she orgasm?

If you want a sample of the AI, here's a RealDoll user site where the guy bangs the AI model ...

http://brickdollbanger.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/Solana-Sex.MOV

Hate to say it, but I clicked, kinda my type but still in uncanny valley.