I've been joking with friends that last Saturday I finally finished off my 1st roll of pandemic TP and had to swap it out for another. After 3.5-4 weeks... That and how I'm stocked for the rest of the year with just my normal supply.
Today a buddy of mine says, "You must be efficient! I go through about 3 a week but I don't really keep count!".
Holy smokes! I'm pretty damn hygienic too. Even to the point of being called a germophobe before. Then again, I'm regular and often just SSS and am good for 24hrs / rarely have to go in public/work.
So.... How many?
I'm starting to think there may be a reason for the TP madness..
Grip and rip the roll. I have zero fucks how many individual sheets. Likely in excess of 8-12 sheets per numero dos. No interest in getting shit on my hands. Airport or gas station dump with poor TP, I'm making a god damn softball out of that stuff before wiping. Shitty TP more or less is just smearing it around if you don't use a ton of it.
As a family of four I'd guess we're around 3-4 rolls a week? 3 dudes one lady, so I suppose we might use less than other families that have more pussy wipers. Last TP purchase was in December and I think we've still got another month or two left to go. I don't do that shopping, but supposedly Target has nice kickbacks (gift cards) for these types of items certain times of the year, so we stock the fuck up bigly.
Ever since I brought in the garden nozzle through the window, I haven't used any TP, but the water coming out of my mouth and nose gets a little annoying.
I think my wife and daughter's wrap their hands in Toilet paper like they are pulling hot food out of the oven. They go through a lot. The roll in my bathroom, lasts a couple weeks as well. I can tell when one of them had to use my bathroom. The roll will be half the size it was the last time I was in there.
Ceffer says, Ever since I brought in the garden nozzle through the window, I haven't used any TP, but the water coming out of my mouth and nose gets a little annoying. Seriously my wife being from a former French colony (Vietnam) had a bidet hooked up in our bathroom once; I think the water was too cold. I assume it is still around and thus by final line of defense.
Bout to use waaaaay less. Bought a bidet seat adapter fits on a standard toilet, hoses down your crack with vibrating streams of warm water then blows your culo dry with warm air. No TP involved! Should arrive next week.
I've been joking with friends that last Saturday I finally finished off my 1st roll of pandemic TP and had to swap it out for another. After 3.5-4 weeks... That and how I'm stocked for the rest of the year with just my normal supply.
Today a buddy of mine says, "You must be efficient! I go through about 3 a week but I don't really keep count!".
Holy smokes! I'm pretty damn hygienic too. Even to the point of being called a germophobe before. Then again, I'm regular and often just SSS and am good for 24hrs / rarely have to go in public/work.
So.... How many?
I'm starting to think there may be a reason for the TP madness..