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California officially on LOCKDOWN!


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2020 Mar 19, 6:58pm   1,306 views  19 comments

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1   Ceffer   2020 Mar 19, 7:02pm  

Oh, whatever GavinFuck says. Crumbum pandering mouthpiece of the Cali ruling families. I think he is trying for a record for the number of idiotic, destructive, dazed and confused LibbyFuck policies he can impose on the State, while laughing his head off behind the scenes.
2   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2020 Mar 19, 7:04pm  

Fucking hell!!

How are people supposed to pay taxes if no income. Assholes running the state!!!
3   SunnyvaleCA   2020 Mar 19, 7:06pm  

Fortwaynemobile says
Fucking hell!!

How are people supposed to pay taxes if no income.
As Mitty says... half the people don't even pay taxes. That said, isn't the IRS extending April 15th deadline a few months? Maybe California will do so too?

I think there is no middle ground to this kung-flu thing. Either it'll blow over and people will wonder why all the panic or it'll be really bad and these current precautions were way too little and way too late.
4   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2020 Mar 19, 7:10pm  

SunnyvaleCA says
Fortwaynemobile says
Fucking hell!!

How are people supposed to pay taxes if no income.
As Mitty says... half the people don't even pay taxes. That said, isn't the IRS extending April 15th deadline a few months? Maybe California will do so too?

I think there is no middle ground to this kung-flu thing. Either it'll blow over and people will wonder why all the panic or it'll be really bad and these current precautions were way too little and way too late.


Property taxes are fixed and can only be late, but must be paid. Government asks for a lot if money, than makes sure people don’t have money to pay.

Businesses are gonna lay-off people to pay taxes and other fixed expenses.
5   zzyzzx   2020 Mar 19, 7:18pm  

I don't see how they are going to enforce this.
6   Shaman   2020 Mar 19, 7:19pm  

April 15th filing date has NOT BEEN CHANGED!
What has been postponed is the date to pay your federal taxes if you owe, which I think is June or July now. So file on time, but pay later if you owe. Probably doesn’t apply to the state of California taxes though. Those assholes want their money.
7   Shaman   2020 Mar 19, 7:24pm  

zzyzzx says
I don't see how they are going to enforce this.


I’m guessing the National Guard will be involved at some point.
8   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2020 Mar 19, 7:25pm  

zzyzzx says
I don't see how they are going to enforce this.


They won’t have to. Most people voluntarily will. They did say report it.
9   Booger   2020 Mar 19, 7:30pm  

#FuckCalifornia
10   Booger   2020 Mar 19, 7:31pm  

Fortwaynemobile says
They did say report it.


How would anyone know that you don't have an essential job or are doing the allowed errands?
11   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2020 Mar 19, 8:01pm  

Booger says
Fortwaynemobile says
They did say report it.


How would anyone know that you don't have an essential job or are doing the allowed errands?


Bar, restaurant, gym, they are doing the “see something say something “. They did recommend talk to “offender” first to let them know before police calling. It’s a little crazy here.
13   Booger   2020 Mar 19, 8:05pm  

Fortwaynemobile says
Bar, restaurant, gym


Aren't those closed already?
14   Booger   2020 Mar 19, 8:17pm  

Booger says
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/03/19/flushed-t-shirts-clog-california-citys-sewer-amid-toilet-paper-panic/2880815001/


I sent this article to someone in CA, asking why they didn't use their shower instead, and this was their response:
People from Redding are unwashed stoned hippies. They don't take showers.
15   Shaman   2020 Mar 19, 8:26pm  

If you’re going to use rags as shit paper, you gotta do the Mexican thing and have a little trash can to toss them in after you wipe.
16   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2020 Mar 19, 8:33pm  

Booger says
Fortwaynemobile says
Bar, restaurant, gym


Aren't those closed already?


Plus retail and all non-essential businesses.
17   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2020 Mar 19, 8:35pm  

Booger says
Fortwaynemobile says
Bar, restaurant, gym


Aren't those closed already?


Plus retail and all non-essential businesses.Booger says
Booger says
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/03/19/flushed-t-shirts-clog-california-citys-sewer-amid-toilet-paper-panic/2880815001/


I sent this article to someone in CA, asking why they didn't use their shower instead, and this was their response:
People from Redding are unwashed stoned hippies. They don't take showers.


Sounds about right.
Berkeley and Santa Cruz is where gender confused are.
San Francisco is gay mecca.

That’s most of CA in a nutshell.
18   just_passing_through   2020 Mar 19, 9:08pm  

Shaman says
If you’re going to use rags as shit paper, you gotta do the Mexican thing and have a little trash can to toss them in after you wipe.


I drove from San Antonio to Irapuato Guanajuato in the 90s and despite the boxes of shit paper the restrooms along the highway were cleaner than those you'd visit on the I-10 from TX to CA.
19   mell   2020 Mar 19, 9:12pm  

The tax deadline in CA has been extended to June 15 for filing and payment, and may be extended further. For federal it's July 15.

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