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Mike Pence Orders All Women To Wear New Coronavirus-Resistant Uniforms
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2020 Feb 28, 5:47pm 765 views 3 comments
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Ceffer
2020 Feb 28, 5:50pm
Ceffer
2020 Feb 28, 5:50pm
We need to start inoculating them promiscuously several times a day to make up for the potential lost population. They should just lift their dresses and back up to breeding stalls and bless all men for the sanctifying balm.
This is a great idea for an app. It'll be the 'Handmaid's Breeding App'.
This is a great idea for an app. It'll be the 'Handmaid's Breeding App'.
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Shortly after being put in charge of taking care of the coronavirus pandemic for the United States, Vice President Mike Pence unveiled a new, coronavirus-resistant uniform for women. The uniform consists of a red robe and white bonnet and is mandatory for all women in the country.
"We can't be too careful here," Pence said as he debuted the uniforms in front of a crowd of horrified reporters. "Every woman in the country must don this red dress thing and white head covering, effective immediately. It's great at preventing both coronavirus and fornication."
"Also, refrain from premarital relations, front hugs, or any public displays of affection outside of marriage," Pence added.