Responding to an anonymously leaked report, the director of the CDC, Robert Redfield, admitted that most of the world population would be wiped out from the deadly coronavirus. 'Personally, I am going to try heroin, and then bang as many hookers as I can.", said the portly virologist. "And forget about paying that Visa bill."
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