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Human chimpanzee cross

By RC2006 follow RC2006   2020 Feb 19, 11:18am 1,301 views   26 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share    


If it really turned out to be true does this mean that chimps are humans now since they can create offspring with humans, what rights does a half human have? Does this mean all humans are not the same just like dogs we are all different? I know this is all pretty bizarre and if something like this was to be true would it be hidden from the general public?

https://guardian.ng/news/genetic-makeup-of-12-year-old-angolan-boy-in-dispute/

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5447151/humanzee-monkey-human-chimp-hybrid-born-florida/

Evolutionary psychologist Gordon Gallup coined the term “humanzee” which refers to a human-chimp crossbreed - a scientifically possible hybridisation which was attempted throughout the 20th century.
Gallup, who teaches biopsychology at the University at Albany in New York, insists that humans can be crossbred with all the great apes – not just chimpanzees.
He said: “All of the available evidence both fossil, paleontological and biochemical, including DNA itself, suggests that humans can also breed with gorillas and orangutans.
“Humans and all three of the great apes species are all descended from a single common ape-like ancestry.

1   HeadSet   ignore (3)   2020 Feb 19, 11:35am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

This is a joke. Number of chromosomes must match for any breeding. Chimps and Humans are not even in the same genus.
2   RC2006   ignore (2)   2020 Feb 19, 11:41am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

HeadSet says
This is a joke. Number of chromosomes must match for any breeding. Chimps and Humans are not even in the same genus.


Come on Headset havent you watched Jurassic Park, life finds a way.
3   Tenpoundbass   ignore (16)   2020 Feb 19, 11:44am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Spared no expense!
4   HeadSet   ignore (3)   2020 Feb 19, 11:48am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Come on Headset havent you watched Jurassic Park, life finds a way.

Yes, I suppose you are right. After all, Liberal DNA has only one helix, so they can cross breed more freely. Trouble is, why would any one want to breed a dumbed down chimp?
5   RC2006   ignore (2)   2020 Feb 19, 11:53am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

HeadSet says
Come on Headset havent you watched Jurassic Park, life finds a way.

Yes, I suppose you are right. After all, Liberal DNA has only one helix, so they can cross breed more freely. Trouble is, why would any one want to breed a dumbed down chimp?


I don't know I'd ask Bush Sr. but he is dead.
6   Tenpoundbass   ignore (16)   2020 Feb 19, 12:46pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

RC2006 says
I don't know I'd ask Bush Sr. but he is dead.


G. W. Bush looks every bit of a Chimp as Sheila Jackson looks like lowland silver back Gorilla.

The only difference is, making that observation about two people where it's only a crime to do so for one of them. Can you guess which one?
7   PMack   ignore (0)   2020 Feb 19, 5:54pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

A sucker is born every minute.
8   CBOEtrader   ignore (6)   2020 Feb 19, 6:34pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

HeadSet says
This is a joke. Number of chromosomes must match for any breeding. Chimps and Humans are not even in the same genus.


Just more monkey pussy for me

10   Ceffer   ignore (6)   2020 Feb 20, 1:03am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

“S*xual relationships between humans and chimpanzees are fairly common in the region but this is the first time a pregnancy is officially reported, ”

“Any s*xual interaction between employees or visitors of the park with animals is not encouraged behavior under current park guidelines,” a spokesman for Parc national de Cameia told reporters.

Spoilsports. However, a potent source of voters for the Dems and Progressives. Votes for free bananas.
11   HeadSet   ignore (3)   2020 Feb 20, 7:07am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Exactly how would a woman get an an ape to do her - paint her ass-cheeks bright red and bend over?
12   RC2006   ignore (2)   2020 Feb 20, 12:37pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

HeadSet says
Exactly how would a woman get an an ape to do her - paint her ass-cheeks bright red and bend over?


13   CBOEtrader   ignore (6)   2020 Feb 20, 1:39pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

HeadSet says
Exactly how would a woman get an an ape to do her - paint her ass-cheeks bright red and bend over?


Not sure how the ape wouldn't kill her.

Chimps are 3 times as strong as humans, and will randomly RIP trees out of the ground when excited. Bitch would get destroyed
14   Ceffer   ignore (6)   2020 Feb 20, 3:45pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Thanks, Netflix.
16   RC2006   ignore (2)   2021 Apr 16, 8:38am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Shit needs to be stopped.

17   Karloff   ignore (0)   2021 Apr 16, 9:21am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

It's a madhouse, indeed.
18   RC2006   ignore (2)   2021 Apr 16, 9:25am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

I can see China openly doing this but why is the US doing this with China, is it because China will do it no matter what and its better for us to be involved? China already started this corona virus and that was at a lab in China funded in part with US investment.


https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medical/human-monkey-hybrid-embryo-created-by-joint-china-e2-80-93us-scientist-team/ar-BB1fJ8uZ?ocid=uxbndlbing
20   Tenpoundbass   ignore (16)   2021 Apr 16, 11:18am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Welp now we know what's in Cock Soup.
21   Ceffer   ignore (6)   2021 Apr 16, 11:21am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Tenpoundbass says
Welp now we know what's in Cock Soup.

And the quarter pounder.
23   Tenpoundbass   ignore (16)   2021 Apr 16, 11:26am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Ceffer says
And the quarter pounder.


It says the shipment is from Africa, the Whopper perhaps?
24   Ceffer   ignore (6)   2021 Apr 16, 11:31am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

T iTenpoundbass says
It says the shipment is from Africa, the Whopper perhaps?

They come in 36 inch packages of three.
25   richwicks   ignore (3)   2021 Jul 6, 3:49am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

HeadSet says
This is a joke. Number of chromosomes must match for any breeding. Chimps and Humans are not even in the same genus.


You'll probably never see this response, but you're incorrect.

Horses, donkeys, and zebras all have differing chromosome counts, and they can all interbred although the offspring is almost always infertile. It would be BIZARRE if humans can interbred with any animal to produce offspring. That would pretty much put the nail into the coffin of people who believe evolution is just some atheist contrivance.

Sheep and goats can also mate to produce offspring. Sheep have 54 chromosomes, and goats 60.
26   Robert Sproul   ignore (0)   2021 Jul 6, 7:33am     ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag      

I'm pretty sure this is already widespread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRY4breCgo0

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