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Fuck the Millennials


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2020 Jan 7, 4:24pm   1,268 views  16 comments

by MisdemeanorRebel   ➕follow (12)   💰tip   ignore  

Kids. Millenials. Fuck the Millenials and their electronic orgasms. Things were better before, when you were judged by how well you could act on the phone, instead of on Facebook: It was more natural. Fuck the Millenials and their tattoos and selfies and their waiting on Instagrammed asses for Baby Boomers to retire, itching to snap out to work, like snakes in jars. I remember a time when people really interacted in public, and sat alone on trains reading newpapers, instead of reading on their phones. Fuck the Millenials and their mortgage free apartments, filled with cats instead of kids, producing kittens. I remember a time when a good wife raised children and cooked and cleaned and a man, if a good man, worked, didn’t gamble too much, and didn’t cheat too much. Fuck the Millenials and their questioning capitalism. I remember a time when we knew that the world was about to end, because of communism, because of evil Russians- just look at the villains in film. Fuck the Millenials and their questioning colonialism. I remember a time when the world was perfect, when countries were white or black, rich or poor, and you could draw a line in the fucking sand: Civilized on the Northside, Barbaric on the bottom. Fuck the Millenials who question us.

https://wordandcolour.com/2014/01/10/fuck-the-millenials/

I didn't know it was satire until the blurb on the bottom said so.

So, Fuck the Millennials and PostModern Bullshit.

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2   Ceffer   2020 Jan 7, 4:46pm  

I tried to fuck a Millennial, but she kept slapping me in the face screaming "Die, OldFuck, fucking Die already!".
3   FuckTheMainstreamMedia   2020 Jan 7, 5:01pm  

Lol I never pegged you as a get off my lawn type. I thought that was exclusively TPB’s terrain.
4   Tenpoundbass   2020 Jan 7, 5:05pm  

CovfefeButDeadly says
Lol I never pegged you as a get off my lawn type.


I don't have a problem with Millennials on my lawn, it's how they are on my lawn.

"Hey You Kids! Quit being so damn useless on my lawn!"
5   Ceffer   2020 Jan 7, 5:27pm  

Set up cell phone charging stations on your lawn: instant Millennial lawn ornaments.
6   just_passing_through   2020 Jan 7, 9:34pm  

CovfefeButDeadly says
I thought that was exclusively TPB’s terrain.


I would be too if I had a lawn. But I've practiced how to say it and do so quite well.
7   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Jan 21, 6:52am  

CovfefeButDeadly says
Lol I never pegged you as a get off my lawn type. I thought that was exclusively TPB’s terrain.


Fuck their tattoos.

I gotta say, the Zoomers are much better though. The interns they send me every year have been getting much better the past 3-4. They actually want to make money and show up for starters, they have common office skills for another (like basic Excel). They run right out of the gate down the track without much hand holding. The late millennials are the worst

I had a kid a few years ago who missed 30% of his hours, spent half the time on smart phone, and then asked me for a glowing reference like he had been the greatest employee ever. This kid behaved like he was a Made Man on the job and that he only had to make a periodic physical appearance and a modicum of work, like a coasting Middle Aged government worker or something. It's like they weren't interested in getting paid, I assume mom and dad were paying all the bills, or learning anything, just checking off a box for future employment - which of course is part of an internship, but c'mon.

I guess 1990-1995 are the worst of the worst of millennials.

Also, their fucking tattoos. I went to a couple of Conferences and so many chicks around age 30 were covered in new tattoos, but instead of getting a small tattoo, these 30-year oldish Teachers were getting big ass thigh and arm tattoos, usually of Roses or some stupid ass motivational quote. They were fresh from the coloring. Teachers! And 30. Why the F would you get a huge ass tattoo on an obvious place for your first tattoo and wait till 30 to do it? By 30 you should be a little resistant to dumb fads.

Finally, every conversation with them is like from an Assertiveness/Self-Help Course.

"When you... I feel... "
8   B.A.C.A.H.   2020 Jan 21, 7:47am  

My Millenial Kids have their acts together, as do most of their friends and cohorts.

They are too busy being productive for you all to notice them.
9   Shaman   2020 Jan 21, 7:51am  

B.A.C.A.H. says
My Millenial Kids have their acts together, as do most of their friends and cohorts.

They are too busy being productive for you all to notice them.


Well good on you for being a good dad and teaching them right! Good dads make this country great.
10   RC2006   2020 Jan 21, 9:10am  

One of the things that I think is having an unknown effect that most guys on here did not have to deal with growing up is the way kids grow up these days. Most on here seem to be in their 40s and grew up free range from a young age. I have kids myself and struggle with the fact that there are no longer tons of kids roaming through the neighborhood going on adventures every day with all neighbors keeping an eye on things. Maybe its just where I live that has changed and things are still good elsewhere but in the cities this seems how it is now. How must it be for kids to grow up never being able to just walk out the fucking door go a block over meet new kids do something different every day. They are being raised to be in boxes as a prisoner. I was at the park kids don’t even climb trees or be aloud to do stupid shit that they can learn from. Now they are setting in their rooms online being feed garbage from crazies that now have a voice on social media. Same at school they are just fucking programs and if your not a parent that’s really involved with their education they get fucked. The coddling culture is going to cause us to be wiped out.
11   Rin   2020 Jan 21, 9:36am  

I'm so glad I don't have kids!
12   Tenpoundbass   2020 Jan 21, 10:01am  

It's disappointing that Millennials aren't as stupid as we thought.
I was hoping at least 50 would have showed up in Antifa garb at yesterdays 2@ rally and hit people in the head with bike locks. Like the little cowards like to do to elderly unarmed Trump supporters.

Yesterday should be exhibit "A" in the class action lawsuit against ADL, SPLC, CNN, Huffingshit, and pretty much every slanderous cock sucker that has called Trump supporters violent KKK Nazis while it is they walking around beating the fuck out of people over their beliefs. The faggot pussies couldn't be bothered when people support Trump can defend themselves. I wish Adam Schitt for brains, would have came out tried to grab a gun from somebody.

Millenials this generation is a tired feckless and useless lot, not worth one good shit, for any damn thing.

Go be useless somewhere else you useless shit bags!
Disclaimer if you over 27, have a job, and can adult without the help of Mommy and Daddy, you're not a Millennial. Don't let these scumbags group you into their class of stupidity. But do feel lucky, you're going to have those dumb mother fuckers by the balls, you're on easy street pal. These idiots are going to get dumber and more gullible as they age trust me. Get about 3 or 5 of them and make them your thought slave, capitalize on them, and use them up for all they are worth.
13   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Jan 21, 10:19am  

This is true.

I remember wandering all over on foot or bike and there were always other kids out and about.
We didn't have to wear level 3 body armor to bicycle, either.

I also remember hanging out at the 711 at 16, asking every "old guy" to buy us a case of beer. It seldom took longer than a few passersby before some one would say "I'll be the cool guy", take our money, take a few of the beers and leave us the rest.

Then we'd pound those beers at the end of a block until we puked, serenading the neighborhood. After a few times we stopped pounding then back so fast due to experience in vomiting hard.

The millennials didn't get that chance.

Fortunately my kids are being raised in a more traditional environment, BUT I worry that since Latin Americans are more polite and more family oriented, they won't learn to deal like normal Americans. Then, on the other hand, as George Carlin said, we are experiencing Mass pussification.
14   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Jan 21, 10:24am  

Classic Carlin - pussification of America

www.youtube.com/embed/sSrzwB1DVFs
15   Shaman   2020 Jan 21, 10:50am  

Tenpoundbass says
was hoping at least 50 would have showed up in Antifa garb at yesterdays 2@ rally and hit people in the head with bike locks.


Hah! No fucking way that would happen! Those little pussies don’t want to mess with red-blooded gun toting Americans! They probably wouldn’t even get shot, just clubbed down, given wedgies, and sent home with their asses sore from a good paddling.
16   WookieMan   2020 Jan 21, 12:40pm  

NoCoupForYou says
We didn't have to wear level 3 body armor to bicycle, either.

I don’t have my kids wear helmets at all. I will say 2 weeks ago one saved my ass bigly at Big Sky, MT though. So I don’t think they’re stupid. So hesitant to bash the parents that have kids wear them.

I would have cracked my skull and likely bled out before help arrived. Just ended up with a cracked helmet and bent up snowboard.

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