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TRUMP! Stages Trip to Walter Reed Hospital for Early Check Up to Set Up His Medical Emergency Excusing Him From Finishing a Term That Will Only See Him Indicted, Jailed and Raped to Death!

By APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch follow APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   2019 Nov 16, 5:15pm 73 views   14 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share    


https://www.politico.com/news/2019/11/16/trump-begins-annual-physical-examination-071271

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11/16/2019 04:17 PM EST
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President Donald Trump on Saturday underwent a partial examination at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center ahead of his annual physical, the White House said.

“The President remains healthy and energetic without complaints, as demonstrated by his repeated vigorous rally performances in front of thousands of Americans several times a week," White House press secretary Stephanie Grisham said in a statement.


THE BIG FAT CUNT IS TAKING ANOTHER 4F DEFERMENT TO ESCAPE HIS RESPONSIBILITIES.
1   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2019 Nov 16, 5:18pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

MA BONE SPURS IS ACTING UP!

DONNIE! FEEL! BAD! IN! THE! FOOTSIES!

DUH!
2   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2019 Nov 16, 5:27pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

DONNIE! SHIT! SELF!

DONNIE! FEEL! BAD!

DOCTOR! FIX! DONNIE!

DUH!
3   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2019 Nov 16, 5:28pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

DONNIE DON'T WANT TO DIE OF PWOWAPSED WECTUM! NO!
4   jazz_music   ignore (14)   2019 Nov 16, 5:29pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

It’s a heart attack from his decades of abusing every stimulant known to man.

When they brought him in he was unconscious but repeatedly shouting out this word:

LINES?

LINES?

LINES?

MOAR LINES?

and flailing around blindly for pussy to grab
5   jazz_music   ignore (14)   2019 Nov 16, 5:34pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

A biopsy was made to serve sacramental purposes for cultists who started bidding on eBay almost immediately who apparently believe that the specimens will be the greatest buzz ever mainlined
6   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2019 Nov 16, 5:36pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

DONNIE IS GOD! AND SOUVENIRS! ARE AVAILABLE! OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY!
7   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2019 Nov 16, 5:37pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Actually his bizarre rally performances make it look like he's got oxygen starvation to his brain.
8   jazz_music   ignore (14)   2019 Nov 16, 5:43pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

He really does have some kind of issues but I’ll be damned if we’ll ever find out what is at the bottom of it all
9   Ceffer   ignore (4)   2019 Nov 16, 5:54pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

"His rectum is like an old leather boot from Putin's assaults! When he fired a knobby dildo at IHLlary, we knew it was him from the rifling marks!"
10   Chiromancer   ignore (0)   2019 Nov 16, 10:21pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Is two hours enough time to extract Schiff's gavel from his prolapsed rectum?
11   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2019 Nov 16, 10:35pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Yes, as long as you lube your arm up nice with transmission fluid!
12   HEYYOU   ignore (46)   2019 Nov 17, 11:31am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
DONNIE IS GOD! AND SOUVENIRS! ARE AVAILABLE! OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY!


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13   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2019 Nov 17, 11:52am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

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14   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2019 Nov 17, 11:59am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

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