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1   Shaman   ignore (2)   2019 Nov 7, 8:01pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Source?
2   HeadSet   ignore (3)   2019 Nov 7, 8:40pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

It is absolutely absurd that Michelle would select her penis as a running mate and enter the Democratic primary. How do you come up with this stuff?

Michelle and pecker are running as an Independents.
3   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2019 Nov 7, 8:53pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

HeadSet says
Michelle and pecker are running as an Independents.



THAT"S A FILTHY! FOX RUMOR!
4   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2019 Nov 7, 11:37pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

BUT! it would be great to see.

What would Michelle do if her own IPP started winning at the debates and the DNC ended up in a contested primary?

Would MICHELLE! OBAMA! be forced to disavow HER! OWN! PENIS!
5   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2019 Nov 7, 11:38pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

AND!

What if MICHELLE!'s IPP sues for emancipation?
6   Ceffer   ignore (4)   2019 Nov 8, 2:36am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Michelle should run for Precedent and her IPP as Vice Precedent, with Obama the Royal Shlong Bearer with his own coat of arms.
7   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2019 Nov 8, 9:42am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Right! They could appear everywhere with the IPP and Michelle wearing crowns and Barack holding up the IPP on a royal pillow while the band plays the March from Aida and Michelle savagely whips the former president.
8   HEYYOU   ignore (46)   2019 Nov 8, 10:55am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Republican men are afraid of any woman with a bigger dick & bigger balls with the exclusion of Republican women doing as Rep/Con men tell them what they are allowed to do & say.
9   jazz_music   ignore (14)   2019 Nov 8, 11:30am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
while the band plays the March from Aida
The march should be German in nature such as Strauss' Radetzky March. More bombast!
10   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2019 Nov 8, 1:12pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Michelle likes to tell people, 'YO! UMMA BE PRECEDENT! like NEFERTITTI WITH A MONSTAH DICK!, YO!' therefore the African queen theme.
11   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (49)   2019 Nov 18, 9:44pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

MICHELLE OBAMA'S MONSTAH DICK IS COMING FOR DONNIE!

THERE'S NO ESCAPE, DONNIE!

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