2019 Nov 6, 6:06am
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Trump pretty much threw himself under the bus when he released the transcript.
The coup de grace will be when one of the staff leaks a cell phone video of Trump pulling a brown blob from the back of his pants and shaking his hand off on the floor.
When you combine what has happened in the newly GLOBOHOMOIZED and suitably renamed KanTuckMe and VirginAss and the Sondland flip, it's clear that GLOBOHOMOPOCOLYPSE! has already begun in earnest.
Perhaps avoid any story with Trump in the headline. We’ve got to start deweaponizing your highly advanced case of TDS. I promise you won’t be missing anything critical. 99% of the articles about the American President are completely useless.
Yes, indeed, Mr 6, this is IMMENSE! - almost as big as MICHELLE! OBAMA!'s PREHENSILE! PENIS!