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Continuation on the Jeff Bezos is a loser billionaire thread ...


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2019 Aug 9, 3:46pm   1,304 views  7 comments

by Rin   ➕follow (8)   💰tip   ignore  

Original thread:

http://patrick.net/post/1321430/2019-01-10-jeff-bezos-is-dating-former-news-anchor-lauren-sanchez

And today, on Yahoo ...

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/jeff-bezos-lauren-sanchez-full-205626260.html

Excerpt: "Jeff Bezos isn't worried about who witnesses his love for Lauren Sanchez now that his $140 BILLION divorce has been settled. The pair are away on a romantic vacation together and completely out in the open about their love in the mushiest place in the world. Sanchez was seen hanging all over the Amazon founder while walking around the ritzy coastal town of Saint Tropez on Friday. Keeping it cute in a white dress and straw hat, the Emmy nominated TV host was full of smiles with her hands clinging to her billionaire man. Bezos seemed pretty relaxed with the public display of affection. He was so chill that he even let loose by unbuttoning his shirt like Rico Suave."

Seriously, is this guy some middle class loser? I mean he's the richest businessman in the United States of America and he's acting like he's found his first girlfriend out of college, earning perhaps $60K/yr, like some ordinary Joe.

Wow! I'm not anywhere near his net worth and I've banged the following French-Canadian lingerie model a no of years ago but with no strings attached ...



And today, I'm fighting off women I'd met on rentafriend.com, who want to be more than friends. And I can't even help it, women know that I have money but I don't want 'em anymore.

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1   Heraclitusstudent   2019 Aug 9, 3:52pm  

Whose to say he doesn't keep a harem somewhere on some island, and this is just his "rent-a-friend" friend to have someone to argue with over dinner?
2   Rin   2019 Aug 9, 3:53pm  

Heraclitusstudent says
Whose to say he doesn't keep a harem somewhere on some island, and this is just his "rent-a-friend" friend to have someone to argue with over dinner?


That's Rin-Wah, not Jeff Bezos. I would never have lost $50 billion in a divorce hearing.
3   RC2006   2019 Aug 9, 4:37pm  

Maybe she is more his copilot.
4   Rin   2019 Aug 9, 5:30pm  

RC2006 says
Maybe she is more his copilot.


Let's hope so, otherwise, he's the biggest loser billionaire of all time.
5   Ceffer   2019 Aug 9, 6:41pm  

Cootie swabbed and fleeced by a gold digger. Maybe that's Bezos' perv scene. I'm sure he could buy a nice Montreal brothel and turn a nice profit on it.

About 50 percent of men are actually preferentially monogamous.
7   Rin   2019 Aug 13, 8:10pm  

BTW, the City of Montreal is actually an island on the St Lawrence River.

So when logs of Air Canada flights are released, you'll see a lot of Adult Island.

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