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Saint Malachi of Armagh

By NoCoupForYou follow NoCoupForYou   2019 May 19, 5:02pm 333 views   3 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share    

Wrote a Prophecy predicting most of the Popes of the past few centuries.

The last described Pope of hundreds, Benedict (J. Ratzinger), was the last to get a description as "Of the Olive Branch". He was of the Olivine Branch of the Benedictine Order, whose symbol was also an Olive Branch.

The previous pope, Jan Pavel II, was described as "From Under the Sign of the Sun". He was born in Krakow (of Copernicus Heliocentricism fame), and was the only Pope in centuries to work as a Field Hand on Farms.

John Paul II's long papacy was briefly predicated by John Paul I, described by Malachi as "He of the Half Moon". JP I had a Half-Moon Smile, but interestingly was annointed during one half moon but was dead shortly after, also during a half moon.

It goes back almost a thousand years of Popes, each with a brief description.

Unlike the past almost 1000 years, this current Pope is the first to bear no description, only that a time of "Tribulations" from the Church has begun, ending with "Peter the Roman" guiding his Flock during the End of Days when the "Awful Judge will Judge the People".
1   Patrick   ignore (1)   2019 May 19, 6:02pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Kind of fun, but can't say I believe it. Predictions like that are always very vague and could match lots of things.
2   Ceffer   ignore (5)   2019 May 20, 11:23am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

A saint whose name sounds like a devil barfing. Sounds about right.
3   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch   ignore (52)   2019 May 20, 4:49pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

I know a Peter from Rome, NY and he said he is too busy to be pope right now.

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