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1   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 May 16, 3:53pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I am not making this up:

The Bell: A Taco Bell Hotel and Resort will be decked out with Taco Bell swag—pool floats, fluffy bathrobes, towels—and of course, plenty of food. Rather than set up shop with a walk-up window, the team plans to integrate Taco Bell menu items (including ones only available at the resort) into all the typical hotel fare: breakfast, room service, poolside drinks, etc.
2   HEYYOU   ignore (26)   2019 May 16, 5:08pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Making a reservation,NOW!
3   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 May 16, 6:03pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

YES! Make a reservation and DON'T SHIT IN THE POOL!
4   HEYYOU   ignore (26)   2019 May 16, 6:38pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

To hell with rules! I'll shit in the ice machine!
5   mell   ignore (2)   2019 May 16, 7:06pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Mucho grande nachos were the beast! With layers of Fire! taco bell sauce. Guaranteed to burn twice, first in the mouth and then the rectum! Bring em back!
6   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2019 May 16, 7:20pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Will there be immense hirsute lesbian bean curd wrestling?

I hope they are conscientious and include a re-cycling and composting vomitorium for all-you-can-eat night.
7   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 May 16, 7:30pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ceffer says
Will there be immense hirsute lesbian bean curd wrestling?

I hope they are conscientious and include a re-cycling and composting vomitorium for all-you-can-eat night.


Yes, the immense hirsute lesbian wrestling ring is the catch basin of the vomitorium.
8   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 May 16, 7:31pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

HEYYOU says
To hell with rules! I'll shit in the ice machine!


THINK OUTSIDE THE BUN!

SHIT IN THE ICE MACHINE AT HOTEL TACO HELL!
11   jazz_music   ignore (7)   2019 May 16, 10:44pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

They should fill the swimming pool with tacos and take a picture
12   jazz_music   ignore (7)   2019 May 16, 10:47pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Compete to see how many pouches of hot sauce you can steal.
13   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2019 May 17, 12:19am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The toilets in that place must be industrial strength awesome, and able to sustain massive crushing forces and five foot cheek spreads.

They must have heavy duty rail tracks embedded in the ceilings with meat hooks on chains to expeditiously remove corpses who have succumbed to heart attacks and and cafe coronaries.
14   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 May 17, 4:38am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

And a steel gantry with a chain and hook to pull the dead whales out of the pool.
15   BlueSardine   ignore (2)   2019 May 17, 6:53am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The hotel angle is in direct response to del taco kicking ass...
16   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2019 May 17, 10:16am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Watching IHLs breach from the pools of sauce to snap tacos tossed by tourists will make Trump want to invest.

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