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1   HeadSet   ignore (1)   2019 Apr 26, 6:45am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Oh No! How many misdemeanors does it take to become a felon? Most boys would lose the right to vote long before becoming 18!
2   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Apr 26, 8:01am   ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

HANDS! OFF! MY! SCHLONG!, TEXAS!

Who will make their first million selling this bumper sticker?
3   zzyzzx   ignore (1)   2019 Apr 26, 8:26am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Obligatory PeeWee Herman and George Michael comment.
4   d6rB   ignore (1)   2019 Apr 26, 8:34am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Bill introduced by Jessica Christina Farrar (born November 26, 1966), an American politician and a Democratic member of the Texas House of Representatives.
5   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2019 Apr 26, 10:12am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I'm on board with this. It's just another way to charge men for sex. I masturbate, then pay myself $100 and say "Wow, that was easy money!"
6   FortWayneIndiana   ignore (4)   2019 Apr 26, 10:44am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

This is why everyone thinks Democrats are idiots (feminists, faggots, trannies, and now this):

It's her bill.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_Farrar

Bill won't pass, because well Texas is more Republican. But they too, just like CA have their share of left wing feminist idiots.
7   Tenpoundbass   ignore (14)   2019 Apr 26, 10:50am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Texas is about to get a major Cleaning.
When they said there was 88k sealed indictments, they weren't stuttering.

9   georgeliberte   ignore (0)   2019 Apr 26, 11:26am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Since the bill only applies to males, what happens if you identify as other than male?
10   OccasionalCortex   ignore (3)   2019 Apr 26, 11:53am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

But this means that Democrats can no longer vote!

Even I have to admit that is unconstitutional.
11   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2019 Apr 26, 12:07pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

This means that the NSA now has software that can monitor fwapping sounds through cell phones, Alexia, Siri, laptops and smart tv's. Three fwap limit and you are fined.
12   zzyzzx   ignore (1)   2019 Apr 26, 12:33pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ceffer says
This means that the NSA now has software that can monitor fwapping sounds through cell phones, Alexia, Siri, laptops and smart tv's. Three fwap limit and you are fined.


That's why I have denied all permissions to Google Play.
13   georgeliberte   ignore (0)   2019 Apr 26, 4:15pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        


That is whack! Or I mean, that is NOT whack.
14   RC2006   ignore (0)   2019 Apr 26, 4:24pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

georgeliberte says

That is whack! Or I mean, that is NOT whack.


Thats some real art, look at the smile and body language .

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