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1   HEYYOU   ignore (27)   2019 Apr 16, 9:35am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Fools let their Freedom & privacy slip away without protest.
They participate in it's destruction.
2   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Apr 16, 11:21am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

"ALEXA! PLAY A SOUND TRACK FOR TYRANNY IN AMERICA! AND DELIVER UNTO MOI A BIG FUCKING BOX OF CARAMEL CORN!"
3   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2019 Apr 16, 11:27am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

"The ESPN feed of Oligarch vs. Illegal Alien at the border with land mines and chortling huntsmen in pith helmets and nude cheerleaders toasting marshmallows over the smoking barrels of twirly guns!"
4   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Apr 16, 12:09pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

"ALEXA! MAKE THE CHEERLEADERS FUCK!"
5   d6rB   ignore (1)   2019 Apr 16, 12:10pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

ALEXA! SEND REV. HAGGARD BEZOS DICK PICS!
6   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Apr 16, 12:13pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

ALEXA! MAKE REV HAGGARD FUCK BEZOS!
7   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Apr 16, 12:13pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

ALEXA! MAKE BEZOS YELL! FUCK ME! HARDER!
8   d6rB   ignore (1)   2019 Apr 16, 12:15pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
ALEXA! MAKE REV HAGGARD FUCK BEZOS!

Pay-Per view ratings bonanza right there. Bezos would instantly triple his $160B.
9   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2019 Apr 16, 1:04pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Alexa making slurpy orgasm noise + Fleshlight = Amazon Flash Sale Bonanza! Bezos makes Gates his water boy!
10   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Apr 16, 2:09pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

ALEXA! PEE IN BEZOS' MOUTH!
11   FortWayneIndiana   ignore (4)   2019 Apr 16, 2:11pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

those naughty children.
13   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2019 Apr 16, 3:23pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Vibrators and FleshLights with built in Alexa and celebrity moans! The next Bezos brainstorm!

"FleshLight Alexa, give me Lauren Sanchez with her mouth ratcheted open and a quart of transmission fluid! Give me Lauren chortling at Bezos' pathetic manhood!"
14   d6rB   ignore (1)   2019 Apr 16, 3:24pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

ALEXA! WHICH BATHROOM IS LARRY CRAIG JERKING OFF IN?
15   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Apr 16, 3:44pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

ALEXA! BURN DOWN THE CHURCH THAT BEZOS IS FUCKING LAUREN IN!
16   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2019 Apr 16, 4:05pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

"Alexa! Are bodily fluid damages included in your warranty?"

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