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Finally a modern day Odyssey this story has it all


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2019 Apr 15, 10:36am   803 views  6 comments

by Tenpoundbass   ➕follow (7)   💰tip   ignore  

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT COULDN'T GET ANY WEIRDER

WOMAN, HER SON AND HER DOG ENTER WALMART & CREATE CHAOS

SHE DOES KARATE, SON GETS NAKED, DOG STEALS CORN BREAD

Mother & Son Arrested, Dog Placed In Humane Society & Gets A Warning

https://www.foxnews.com/us/chaos-walmart-woman-karate-son-exposes-dog-steals-food

After being told to leave the store, the woman began showing off her karate moves in the parking lot to fend off police officers.

The dog tried to flee the crime scene, albeit unsuccessfully, with a box of Jiffy Cornbread Muffin Mix in his mouth.

After a brief fight with the officers, Smith was arrested. As a last-ditch attempt, she tried to kick a window out of a police car.

Her raucous son, meanwhile, was getting fully naked and began exposing himself to other customers at the store. He then tried to cover himself with new clothes from the store without intending to pay for them, police said.

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1   Al_Sharpton_for_President   2019 Apr 15, 10:42am  

Florida must respond!
2   Tenpoundbass   2019 Apr 15, 10:44am  

Here hold my Oxys!
3   Ceffer   2019 Apr 15, 10:56am  

Sure she doesn't want to run for President on the Democratic ticket? It would round out the field nicely.
4   RC2006   2019 Apr 15, 11:01am  

Maybe cdc should check the water supply at their house.
5   Tenpoundbass   2019 Apr 15, 11:07am  

Got some footage of the dog being carried away

www.youtube.com/embed/EG8Dd04Q0r8
6   Tenpoundbass   2019 Apr 15, 1:41pm  

willywonka says
Florida must respond!


https://dailycaller.com/2019/04/15/florida-man-killed-cassowary-bird/

Authorities pronounced an elderly Florida man dead Friday after he was attacked by his pet cassowary bird.

Marvin Hajos, 75, died Friday after succumbing to injuries from the bird’s attack, The Washington Post reported Sunday. Emergency responders went to Hajos’ farm in Alachua after receiving a distressed call around 10 a.m. Friday, according to Lt. Josh Crews with the Alachua County Sheriff’s Office, the Post reported.

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