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1   Ceffer   ignore (2)   2019 Apr 11, 3:38pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Melania has been taking baritone lessons from Michelle Obama, and Trump has been taking whining and shrieking lessons from Barry?
2   HEYYOU   ignore (31)   2019 Apr 11, 6:34pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I just want her talk dirty to me.
3   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 Apr 11, 6:45pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Melania admired how Michelle Obama would walk around the White House stroking her immense PREHENSILE! erection singing exactly like Paul Robeson
4   6rdB   ignore (1)   2019 Apr 11, 7:13pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
stroking her immense PREHENSILE! erection singing exactly like Paul Robeson

You mean like Pat Robertson?
5   Ceffer   ignore (2)   2019 Apr 11, 7:16pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
Michelle Obama would walk around the White House stroking her immense PREHENSILE! erection singing exactly like Paul Robeson


Michelle can rattle the chandeliers and trigger seismometers miles away. However, she only uses that voice when she reminds Barry what an asshole he is.
6   6rdB   ignore (1)   2019 Apr 11, 7:17pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ceffer says
she reminds Barry what an asshole he is.

As CA resident, you are going to jail for misgendering Michael Obama. It is ZE! or XE!
8   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 Apr 12, 6:40am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Michelle is always a hit at state dinners when she uses her IMMENSE! PREHENSILE! PENIS! to light cigarettes for the guests.
9   BlueSardine   ignore (3)   2019 Apr 12, 6:45am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Here, I'll do it.
HeyYou loves Republicans and democrats.
HEYYOU says
I just want her talk dirty to me.
10   HeadSet   ignore (1)   2019 Apr 12, 7:25am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
Michelle is always a hit at state dinners when she uses her IMMENSE! PREHENSILE! PENIS! to light cigarettes for the guests.


That is a disgusting! Jeez, cigarettes at a state dinner!
11   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 Apr 12, 8:57am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Yeah, and then they play Frisbee and everyone accuses her of cheating.
12   georgeliberte   ignore (0)   2019 Apr 12, 9:44am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Actually Melania has borderline masculine features
13   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (41)   2019 Apr 12, 12:35pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

georgeliberte says
Actually Melania has borderline masculine features


Looks like a guy, sounds like a guy. Husband makes Charles Nelson Reilly sound like James Earl Jones. What's up with the PRECEDENT! ?

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