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Coffee enemas or vaginal steaming, you choose the goop


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2019 Apr 6, 7:09am   3,244 views  17 comments

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In Goop Health, a wellness summit in New York last month, was an unapologetically elitist weekend where about 600 women and a handful of men from across the country paid up to $4,500 for a "Mind-Body-Soul Reset."


https://www.cnn.com/2019/04/06/health/goop-paltrow-eprise/index.html

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1   Y   2019 Apr 6, 7:11am  

Is this a new level of libbie hollywood craziness?
2   Y   2019 Apr 6, 7:11am  

This is the result of too much money in the hands of not enough brains.
4   NDrLoR   2019 Apr 6, 11:18am  

BlueSardine says
Coffee enemas
I've read that's one of the things Steve McQueen tried in his last ditch efforts.
5   Patrick   2019 Apr 6, 11:50am  

Oh man, it's depressing to see Gwyneth age before my eyes.

I just want to remember her like this:

6   Ceffer   2019 Apr 6, 11:57am  

Spoiled, Narcissistic Show Biz Brat writ large. If you want to be one of these, you get the fleecing you deserve.
7   clambo   2019 Apr 9, 7:40am  

If I got a reset of my mind, body and soul, would it be worse than how I am now?

Reset=return me back to my "default" settings, like my phone, tablet, etc.

Maybe my default settings were worse than now; I don't know.

Surely wiping my mind out would maybe make me nicer to the bums and kooks; I would feel sorry for them, today I just dislike them.
8   HeadSet   2019 Apr 9, 12:22pm  

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
She's so emaciated you'd spend all of your time dragging her back to the center of the bed all the time


Then you have no choice but to do her standing up with her ankles on your shoulders.
9   Ceffer   2019 Apr 9, 12:40pm  

She douches so often her bagina is a sterile, dried up prune husk. A penis would have to be crazy to go into that cheese grater.
10   NuttBoxer   2019 Apr 9, 12:41pm  

Coffee enemas are legit. Not as good as colon cleansing with high pressure water, but much cheaper since you can do them at home.

Of course even better is to not eat garbage that lodges in your intestine for decades in the first place.
11   clambo   2019 Apr 9, 2:26pm  

If you really want to "cleanse your colon", here's a recipe.

Go to the supermarket and buy the largest head of cauliflower there. A size of a volleyball is ideal.

Cook it up and use butter, olive oil, parmesan, salt&pepper, etc. and make it easier to eat.

Eat the entire head of cauliflower; the next morning wake early and have a cup of strong coffee, maybe have a bran muffin.

Wait and see what happens next.

This is the equivalent of running a "pig" through a pipe; you will not have anything in your system after this.
12   clambo   2019 Apr 9, 2:28pm  

What does coffee do when shoved up your butt? Does caffeine do something?

Why not go buy some No-Doz caffeine tablets and shove them like suppositories?

Maybe someone should experiment and report back to us.
14   HeadSet   2019 Apr 10, 8:44am  

Patrick says
Oh man, it's depressing to see Gwyneth age before my eyes.

I just want to remember her like this:



Or in her topless scene from the movie "Shakespeare in Love."
15   Patrick   2019 Apr 10, 9:43am  

HeadSet says
Or in her topless scene from the movie "Shakespeare in Love."


Photo please!
16   NuttBoxer   2019 Apr 10, 9:57am  

clambo says
What does coffee do when shoved up your butt? Does caffeine do something?


For some reason caffeine affects your system very differently when it goes in one end instead of the other.
17   HeadSet   2019 Apr 10, 10:01am  

Patrick says
HeadSet says
Or in her topless scene from the movie "Shakespeare in Love."


Photo please!


Sorry, I guess you will have to watch the DVD. The Youtube video with that scene has it edited.

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