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Charlize Theron bemoans, then displays WHY shes single.


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2019 Apr 5, 11:21am   2,092 views  18 comments

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https://people.com/movies/charlize-theron-says-she-is-single-ready-date/?obref=obnetwork

' Somebody just needs to grow a pair and step up.”

She added, “I’m shockingly available.” '

I was left wondering why this piece of ass is being left unsmashed.

After scrolling down the page '“Being raised during the apartheid era in South Africa made me so hyperaware of equality and human rights,” Theron said. “Of course, I have two black kids, but that was always something I was passionate about. I don’t even know how to talk about the last year under our new administration.” '

Oh, shes a basic Hollywood selfish, virtue signaller. Obviously...

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1   Ceffer   2019 Apr 5, 11:26am  

A little crazy goes a long way.
2   Shaman   2019 Apr 5, 11:29am  

By “somebody” she means “somebody more successful than me, who doesn’t mind that I have two kids I didn’t birth, who thinks just like me in all things socio-political, and who doesn’t mind if I am not really interested in sex. (She hasn’t gotten any in 10 years, must not have much sex drive!)
What man would willingly be single and sexless (while also being rich and handsome) for most of his thirties?
None.

Yah she’s looking for a super unicorn man and it’s no wonder she can’t find him. Not that she needs him. But perhaps she’s just tired of having no +1?
3   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Apr 5, 11:29am  

Oh CBOE, did you know how crazy she is? Those things in the cat litter have gone to her brain.



She dresses her adopted son like a girl, because he's transitioning.

Amazing how the tiny fraction of legit Genderqueer kids (less than 0.3% at best) end up with Progressively Fashionable Well-off Leftists.
4   Ceffer   2019 Apr 5, 11:29am  

Is she still pink?
5   HeadSet   2019 Apr 5, 11:30am  

Who wants to date someone plugged by Sean Penn?
6   Ceffer   2019 Apr 5, 11:31am  

Does she still have Sean's cigarette burns on her tweetie?

Does she accept mailed sperm from illegal immigrants?
7   CBOEtrader   2019 Apr 5, 12:24pm  

MisterLearnToCode says
Oh CBOE, did you know how crazy she is? Those things in the cat litter have gone to her brain.


I have a sexual condition, wherein I'm incapable of seeing a woman's crazy before I have sex w her.

It's a real problem
8   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Apr 5, 12:27pm  

The crazy ones are great in bed. But horrible wives and atrocious mothers, sadly.
9   clambo   2019 Apr 5, 12:30pm  

Guys like pretty women not pretty crazy women.

She also is a foreigner and I give zero shit about her political views.

She's "shockingly" clueless about how many hot women younger than she are in LA.
10   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Apr 5, 12:31pm  

clambo says
She's "shockingly" clueless about how many hot women younger than she are in LA.



Women think that men think they way they think.

"But I've a Masters Degree"

Accomplishments make MEN attractive to Women, not necessarily vice-versa. No man finds an ugly shrew more attractive because she's got a PhD. Women DO find ugly asshole men with PhDs more attractive than ugly asshole men without one.

I would rather a cocktail waitress HS Dropout who was sweet and pretty and good company, over an asshole shrew with a PhD. I think most men would.
11   CBOEtrader   2019 Apr 5, 12:51pm  

clambo says
Guys like pretty women not pretty crazy women.

She also is a foreigner and I give zero shit about her political views.

She's "shockingly" clueless about how many hot women younger than she are in LA.


I'll bet she was fine getting top roles and Hollywood party invites as a 20 year old piece of ass, and now cant imagine why a dignified woman like herself goes ignored.
12   CBOEtrader   2019 Apr 5, 12:52pm  

MisterLearnToCode says
She dresses her adopted son like a girl


This is a boy?

Why hasnt someone called the authorities? Cant wait to meet the totes well balanced man he grows into
13   Shaman   2019 Apr 5, 1:03pm  

Oh good Lord, I didn’t even know about the child abuse! She’s awful!
14   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2019 Apr 5, 1:18pm  

I’m surprised that is legal. That chick should be locked up.

In CA, hitting is child abuse, but gender mutilation is ok. Wtf kind ass backwards society is this.

Quigley says
Oh good Lord, I didn’t even know about the child abuse! She’s awful!
15   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Apr 5, 1:24pm  

CBOEtrader says
Why hasnt someone called the authorities?


These are the authorities.

www.youtube.com/embed/6Pkieco3u0Y

BTW, several Drag Queen storytellers were pulled after parents insisted on seeing the paperwork on background checks, which resulted in guess what? being found on some of them (Hint: Not DUI)
16   Rin   2019 Apr 5, 2:22pm  

And then, we have ppl, who criticize Rin for not wanting to date.
17   Rin   2019 Apr 5, 2:29pm  

BTW, I did boink a Charlize Theron look-a-like escort with big knockers in London, a number of years ago. And thus, I can say, 'been there, done that', don't need a high maintenance real thing.
18   Ceffer   2019 Apr 5, 5:36pm  

MisterLearnToCode says
"But I've a Masters Degree"


Master's Degree? Pshaww!

Now, a Dominatrix Degree, that's some creds.

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