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1   Tenpoundbass   ignore (15)   2019 Mar 18, 10:00am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

For those of you not sophisticated enough to discern what is going on. Let me Mansplain it to you.

That up there is wachu call the Way Back machine archives, and you See that black graphic in the top banner?
That says that this page was posted in Jun 27 1996, a full decade before Obama's Jive Ass was even a contender in American Politics.
Now this isn't something you can just throw together a fake page with fake shit and retroactively post it into the Wayback machine.

2   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2019 Mar 18, 10:30am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Obama's so called "relatives" in Kenya now claim that he has given them the complete cold shoulder/bum's rush after getting elected and using them for the "humble African origins" ploy in his phony book.
Pretty simple, they are not his blood relatives (only by arranged marriage of appearances between his mother and the Kenyan stranger). Obama knew it when his political ghost writer wrote the ersatz encomium book, and he knows it now.

The Manchurian Candidate Cardboard Cutout Teleprompter-in-Chief knows no shame!
3   SunnyvaleCA   ignore (0)   2019 Mar 18, 11:29am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The same snippet that says he was born in Kenya also says he was born to one American parent. If you believe BOTH of those assertions, does that make him still eligible to become US president? Are their further steps his American parent needs to take to make him an official "natural born citizen" like Ted Cruz?
4   Tenpoundbass   ignore (15)   2019 Mar 18, 12:58pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

SunnyvaleCA says
The same snippet that says he was born in Kenya also says he was born to one American parent.

I've always asserted that even if he was born in Kenya his Mom was an American and I think that makes him American.
But our constitution says you must be a residence of the US for 14 consecutive years to be President. That means you can't spend your life living a broad then come back to America and expect to run for President.

I think he would have won that argument even if he were born in Kenya. Where the ethics violation comes into play, if he were indeed born in Kenya but chose to fabricate a phony BC to prove he was born in Hawaii.
5   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2019 Mar 18, 1:06pm   ↑ like (4)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Tenpoundbass says
That means you can't spend your life living a broad

He wasn't living a broad. He was living a tranny. Just look at Michael (Michelle).
6   MrMagic   ignore (11)   2019 Mar 18, 1:16pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Even Obama's brother keeps saying he was born in Kenya, you would think he knows where his brother was born:

7   MrMagic   ignore (11)   2019 Mar 18, 1:18pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ceffer says
Just look at Michael (Michelle).

Well, she does have a penis:

9   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2019 Mar 18, 3:54pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

MrMagic says
Even Obama's brother keeps saying he was born in Kenya, you would think he knows where his brother was born:

Not so much any more. The Kenyan family were on board the Obama Kenyan Delusion when they thought that they would get some benefit from the association. However, Obama's "brother" has been on youtube doubting Obama's paternity in his family and even calling for a DNA test. A published DNA test of Obama would clear some things up, but, of course, it is never going to happen until the Globalists and LibbyFucks completely throw him under the bus.

Apparently he still has some value as a LibbyFuck cigar store Indian and spokes-deceiver. He seemed to be fraying around the edges at the midterms. Without a teleprompter, he goes daft at times and runs off script and off the reservation. He's starting to seem a bit brain damaged, and just pointing him in the right direction isn't always working like it used to. He's losing all the lessons he learned at psyops Manchurian charm school.
10   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2019 Mar 18, 4:52pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Conversation at Kakistocrat Social Club, to the strains of “My Fair Lady” sometime in the recent historical past.

“How are you doing there, old fiddle!’

“Great, old chap, and you?”

“A bit bored. It’s just become TOO easy controlling the masses!”

“I agree, entirely predictable and boring!”

“By the way, I’ve outdone you lately, old spot. I have the Rothschilds green with envy!”

“Not at all, old droid, the Rockerfellers are at my beck and call!”

“Nobody even knows who I am, titter titter!”

“I could tear off my clothes and run nude in public, and nobody would know who I AM, chortle!”

“Dad always thought my brother had much better psychopathic credentials for leadership than I did. Too bad brother succumbed to that bout of cocaine, hookers and auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Dad thought i was a wimp and needed some mutually assured blackmail conditioning. I had to spend an entire year at the age of eight with the Cardinal wearing open ass chaps. They have it all on video to use against either me or the Cardinal should the need arise!”

“Well, old dodder, a firm education with discipline never hurts! Look at all the good has done for Shrubby Bush! Couldn't keep him for blowing everybody at Yale!” Peals of Laughter and choking on cigar smoke.

“I’ll bet you I can take a bisexual middle tier mulatto of entirely dodgy, murky provenance with bad grades and a drug habit from an average private school, give him Ivy League credentials, leverage his affirmative action advantage to the hilt, and get him into the Senate, maybe even President, snicker, snicker!”

“I don’t know, old toad, it still seems a bit pedestrian for a REAL bet! Occidental? What kind of filth attends such debased institutions?”

“I’ll tell you what, I’ll marry him to a tranny and give him a fake family, to boot! I'll even make him Muslim! It will require at least a year or two of psyops training and boot camp from our intelligence friends. We'll pretend he's attending Columbia or some such deep cover!” Wink, nod.

“Hmm, this is more interesting. I’ll wager 10 percent of my interests in Afghani poppy fields, and ten free Black Bag ops by my CIA buddies!”

“You’re ON, I’ll wager my majority share in Oxycontin production, a year of Fed guaranteed puts and calls predictions with interest timings, and twenty military air transports full of high grade cocaine!”

Scene fades with Kaskistocrats singing “The Rain In Spain Falls Mainly In The Plain”.

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