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"Buff My Balls": Beto O'Rourke Wrote Creepy Poems; Joined Old School "Slaughterhouse" Hacker Group


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2019 Mar 15, 8:44pm   1,654 views  15 comments

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O'Rourke, 46, acknowledged in an exclusive Reuters interview that he belonged to the oldest group of computer hackers in U.S. history - the Cult of the Dead Cow.

Reuters notes that there's no indication O'Rourke ever actually did any hardcore hacking - such as "breaking into computers or writing code that enabled others to do so," however the notion of an ex-hacker running for national office may strike some as extremely controversial - or very cool (though not exactly Zero Cool).

Around 1988, O'Rourke posted on his own message board several strange writings under the handle "Psychedelic Warlord." In one, he fantasized about taking pleasure in murdering children by running them over with a car.

The green bud must of been good when he wrote this one:

"As I neared the young ones, I put all my weight on my right foot, keeping the accelerator pedal on the floor until I heard the crashing of the two children on the hood, and then the sharp cry of pain from one of the two. I was so fascinated for a moment, that when after I had stopped my vehicle, I just sat in a daze, sweet visions filling my head," wrote O'Rourke.

In another writing - a poem called "THE SONG OF THE COW," O'Rourke worships a ball-buffing, butt-shining, ass-waxing cow that provides "milky wonder."

Lyrics:

I need a butt-shine

Right now

Buff my balls,

Love the Cow,

Good fortune for those that do.

Wax my ass,

Scrub my balls

The Cow has risen,

Provide Milk.



SOURCE: https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-03-15/buff-my-balls-beto-orourke-wrote-creepy-poems-joined-old-school-slaughterhouse

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1   Ceffer   2019 Mar 15, 9:10pm  

Appropriately psychopathic for leadership? Can't teach that in school! He gets the Bill 'n Hillary blue ribbon psycho award.
3   Al_Sharpton_for_President   2019 Mar 16, 3:59am  

WillPowers says
Buff my balls.
A fine campaign slogan.
4   WillPowers   2019 Mar 16, 4:54am  

jazz_music says
You'd like these shit posts even more if you knew these were all lies.


According to this Twitter post, Beto posted the song under the name of Psychedelic Warlord
twitter: https://twitter.com/a_greenberg/status/1106600617185816576/photo/1

According to Joseph Menn, who wrote Cult of the Dead Cow, and as reported by Reuters, the three-term congressman once belonged to the legendary hacking crew known as the Cult of the Dead Cow and he wrote under the handle “Psychedelic Warlord”. 
From: https://news.yahoo.com/psychedelic-warlord-beto-orourke-belonged-172955595.html
5   komputodo   2019 Mar 16, 6:28am  

Ceffer says
Appropriately psychopathic for leadership? Can't teach that in school! He gets the Bill 'n Hillary blue ribbon psycho award.

Most highly qualified candidate so far!
6   komputodo   2019 Mar 16, 7:04am  

jazz_music says
You'd like these shit posts even more if you knew these were all lies.

You see, this is the problem... You and I both have no idea whether this is true or not and really no possible way of knowing...To me, It's just funny as hell...But you have already declared that it is FAKE just because you don't like the story...Which is why you lack credibility.
7   porkchopXpress   2019 Mar 16, 1:56pm  

komputodo says
you have already declared that it is FAKE just because you don't like the story...Which is why you lack credibility.
3rd degree burn

Jazz...where'd ya go?
8   Goran_K   2019 Mar 16, 11:07pm  

jazz_music says
You'd like these shit posts even more if you knew these were all lies.

Lies huh?

9   Goran_K   2019 Mar 17, 10:34am  

Yeah that’s what I thought.
10   porkchopXpress   2019 Mar 17, 2:15pm  

I'm curious where Jazz went.
11   Goran_K   2019 Mar 17, 2:19pm  

Truth doesn’t matter to leftist. Never has, never will.
13   AD   2019 Mar 19, 7:38pm  

All this is a distraction from what "Gringo" O'Rourke said about the border wall. He said he would take it down. I hope this comes to bite him in the ass during the 2020 Presidential campaign.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/02/14/politics/beto-orourke-trump-border-wall-el-paso/index.html
14   porkchopXpress   2019 Mar 23, 12:04pm  

Still waiting for Jazz to apologize for spreading fake news.

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