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By Patrick follow Patrick   2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm 179,242 views   9,820 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share    


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9782   Ceffer   ignore (6)   2021 Jun 20, 1:32pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

just_passing_through says
https://nomaam.us/

Try to bust my balls and I'll kick you in the cunt. That goes for the men, too.
9784   Onvacation   ignore (6)   2021 Jun 21, 8:39am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

You missed at least one:
2016 - Electing Trump will kill us all!
9785   BayArea   ignore (1)   2021 Jun 21, 9:24am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Onvacation says
You missed at least one:
2016 - Electing Trump will kill us all!


Ooh that’s a big one
9788   Rb6d   ignore (0)   2021 Jun 21, 9:48am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

and one for @Patrick:
9789   Patrick   ignore (1)   2021 Jun 21, 10:53am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

One problem with alcohol is that you do indeed tend to say what you really think after a few drinks.


BayArea says
Onvacation says
You missed at least one:
2016 - Electing Trump will kill us all!


Ooh that’s a big one


Lol, true. Remember how the economy was supposed to crash when Trump got elected, but it went exactly the other way, with a record-breaking economy?
9790   Rb6d   ignore (0)   2021 Jun 21, 3:26pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      



And how minorities see white progressives

9791   Patrick   ignore (1)   2021 Jun 21, 6:34pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

That's the liberal fantasy - liberals think they are opposed to racism, but they are by far the most racist people of all and have set race relations back a minimum of 50 years.
9793   Patrick   ignore (1)   2021 Jun 21, 7:13pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

My dad told me that as a kid in Chicago, he was caught watching a baseball game though a hole in a fence at the age of 12 or so, and actually arrested.

His mother came to the police station and told them to leave him in there for a night as a lesson. Kinda harsh, but my dad ended up an upstanding guy. I think that was his first and last run-in with the law.
9794   just_passing_through   ignore (8)   2021 Jun 21, 7:45pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Nowadays people watch Padres games for free from the top of buildings in SD: Altitude

https://altitudeskylounge.com/
9803   Patrick   ignore (1)   2021 Jun 22, 5:58pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Tenpoundbass says



Lol, is that James O'Keefe?
9805   Patrick   ignore (1)   2021 Jun 23, 10:31am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Lol, that's brilliant!
9806   Patrick   ignore (1)   2021 Jun 23, 10:35am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

And I just found an opportunity to use it!
9809   Patrick   ignore (1)   2021 Jun 23, 2:28pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

The corporate left is remarkably similar to the Nazis:

- widespread censorship
- firing people for political opinions
- righteous indignation at the idea that they could themselves be wrong
- conformity enforced through fear
- violent street groups which dress in black and assault people based on politics
- assignment of racial blame

Probably a lot I forgot.
9812   richwicks   ignore (4)   2021 Jun 23, 10:56pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

mell says
That's not always a given though, the edge you get by using steroids is much smaller than trannies competing. People without steroid use have beaten those taking steroids many times.


No. I know you want to believe this but absolutely not.

Remember when it was still questioned if Lance Armstrong used steroids and doped? Anybody that has ever done any serious biking all knew he did. NOBODY that wins the Tour de France DOESN'T dope.

They average around 23 miles per hour through the entire course. You have any idea what that course is? They are going through the Alps. A fit 20 year old that bikes seriously MIGHT average 18 MPH doing climbs like that.

A bike from 1920 isn't much different than a bike in 2020. It's heavier, doesn't have as many gears, but it's not tremendously different. The bicycle was perfected pretty much 100 years ago, and all that has changed is better technology, not shape. The course changes every year, but what changed when steroids were discovered was a pretty impressive speed increase of everybody.

I doubt if there's a SINGLE top athlete that doesn't use some form of drug enhancement. Maybe in the Olympics. Maybe. Drugs get BANNED, not "allowed". It's perfectly "fair" to use drug enhancements until they are banned. It's like designer drugs. Crack is illegal, but a synthetic drug that is very much like crack, but isn't technically crack because it has a slightly different chemical structure - that's legal. Sure it might kill you or make your dick fall off if you smoke it but it's totally legal.

In the 1960's in the Tour de France, cortisone was legal. Bikers rubbed that shit all over their body because they were sore, supposedly, from head to toe. They had short lifespans.
9813   MisdemeanorRebellionNoCoupForYou   ignore (1)   2021 Jun 23, 11:20pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

One thing about endurance sports - the number of Asthma sufferers is much higher than the general pop.

Why? You get a doc to claim you have mild asthma, and then you're allowed to use an inhaler. You really don't have asthma, and get a super powerful dose, and BINGO! you have a huge advantage. The inhaler helps you breathe more deeply and raise your VO Max or whatever it's called.

But now they all fake asthma and all get the inhaler before the race/run/swim, so it evens out.
9814   Ceffer   ignore (6)   2021 Jun 23, 11:34pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Asthma Docs prolly ran quite a side business on generic inhalers with anabolic steroids.

One thing you learn when you test for drugs is that the drug testers know they have a huge profit center with the testee bribes if they just want to cross that line, and they very often do. Drugs and their profits contaminate all systems.

Also, reliable drug tests are very expensive to routinely use. Celebrity rehabs with counselors, testers, and even probation officers selling clean urine aren't unusual.
9818   FuckCCP89   ignore (5)   2021 Jun 24, 4:52am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

richwicks says
In the 1960's in the Tour de France, cortisone was legal. Bikers rubbed that shit all over their body because they were sore, supposedly, from head to toe. They had short lifespans.


Because of cortisone?
9819   HunterTits   ignore (4)   2021 Jun 24, 3:39pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      



CORUSCANT—Emperor Sheev Palpatine has made a new push for blaster control in an effort to bring peace to the galaxy.

“We live in a world where the common rogue feels he can just shoot first whenever he feels like it,” Palpatine said in a speech at the former headquarters of the Galactic Senate. “This violence has to end.”

Palpatine was also dismissive of the idea that people need blasters in case they have to overthrow the Empire if it turns tyrannical. “It’s just a ridiculous idea that a rebellion armed with blasters could do anything about us,” he said. “You’d need your own armored, planet-destroying superweapon to match the strength of our Death Star. Even if you had X-Wings, what could they do but scratch its surface? Abandon all hope to rise against us! Abandon!”

With the Emperor’s proposed blaster control, anyone caught with a blaster would be summarily executed by a stormtrooper, a policy anti-blaster activists are hailing as “harsh, but fair.”

Palpatine also took questions on charges of discrimination within the Empire, as all officers and soldiers seem to be white males. Palpatine said he’s working on a “new order,” which will be more diverse with lots of women and minority hires — though no species other than human, since “they’re all inferior.”
9820   richwicks   ignore (4)   2021 Jun 24, 8:12pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

FuckCCP89 says
richwicks says
In the 1960's in the Tour de France, cortisone was legal. Bikers rubbed that shit all over their body because they were sore, supposedly, from head to toe. They had short lifespans.


Because of cortisone?


Yes.

Because of cortisone.

Don't fuck around with steroids unless you're desperate.

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