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Woman sues her ex-boyfriend because ‘his abnormally long penis stretched her vagina’

By zzyzzx following x   2018 Nov 16, 7:32am 2,015 views   24 comments   watch   nsfw   quote     share    


https://metro.co.uk/2018/11/09/woman-sues-her-ex-boyfriend-because-his-abnormally-long-penis-stretched-her-vagina-8122978/

Silindile Mangena, 29, from Harare, Zimbabwe, said that her vagina was ‘tight’ before she met her ex, Mugove Kurima, in 2016. Kurima, 37, who it is claimed was married at the time, and Mangena fell in love and started a relationship.

However, she told the Zimbabwe Mail that she ended the relationship in May after his penis stretched her too much. She said no man can literally fill the gap her ex left. It has not been confirmed how big his penis actually is. She now wants to have reconstructive surgery which costs a massive 150,000 Rand (£8,000) and is taking him to court in order to have him pay the fee. Kurima has not yet responded to the allegations.
1   HeadSet   ignore (1)   2018 Nov 16, 7:50am   ↑ like (6)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

She said no man can literally fill the gap her ex left.

Talk about bragging rights.

she ended the relationship in May after his penis stretched her too much

Wonder id she will sue her kid for vaginal stretching as well.
2   Quigley   ignore (0)   2018 Nov 16, 8:17am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

JFC...

As Ted from the Mark Wahlberg movie said, “on the Internet, you’re never more than 3 letters from ‘black cock’ at any time!”
3   clambo   ignore (4)   2018 Nov 16, 3:37pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

When her personal ad asked for someone to "fill the void in my life" I had no idea how big it would be.

I think she's lying; that stuff will stretch a mile before it will tear an inch.

I hear tell that the thing usually can "snap back" even after extensive use.
4   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Nov 16, 4:24pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

He's counter-suing her because she strangled and bruised his penis with her demanding, restricted vagina, and traumatized him from consortium with his wife.
5   MAGA   ignore (1)   2018 Nov 16, 5:48pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Don't think I have to worry about getting sued. :-(((((
6   Patrick   ignore (1)   2018 Nov 16, 5:50pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Date small women.
7   anonymous   ignore (null)   2018 Nov 16, 6:05pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

clambo says
I hear tell that the thing usually can "snap back" even after extensive use.
I wish it were true, but it's a lie. As women age and get pummeled down there, it does not snap back. A loose, sloppy vagina is embarrassing to a woman because she feels like she can't please the average man, which is why there's women who chase big ones so that they can feel young and somewhat tight again. It's all about their own insecurities.
8   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2018 Nov 16, 7:41pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

GIVE!

THE!

GIFT!

OF!

GIRTH!
9   Strategist   ignore (2)   2018 Nov 16, 7:45pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Very bizarre.
Black men do have a large penis. I believe Black women would have evolved to accommodate a large penis. She may be the problem with a small vagina.
10   Strategist   ignore (2)   2018 Nov 16, 7:48pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

clambo says
When her personal ad asked for someone to "fill the void in my life" I had no idea how big it would be.


She would have known the first time they went naked. I'm also sure she sucked his dick and would have known then.
11   Patrick   ignore (1)   2018 Nov 17, 9:46am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

If there are no races, how come there are three clearly different size ranges here?

12   RC2006   ignore (1)   2018 Nov 17, 10:50am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says
If there are no races, how come there are three clearly different size ranges here?

It's a mirror image of IQ.
13   CBOEtrader   ignore (5)   2018 Nov 17, 11:08am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Could you imagine laying out processes for this study?

"Shall we measure from the top of the base, or from the taint?"

"Hand stretched or erect?"

"Wooden ruler or measuring tape?"
14   Patrick   ignore (1)   2018 Nov 17, 12:08pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

RC2006 says
It's a mirror image of IQ.


Yes, that is in fact correct. Penis size is inversely related to intelligence on average.



Though white people still have some advantage in English:

15   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2018 Nov 17, 12:37pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Are the inches a measurement of GIRTH! ?

Womens' sensation of fullness is largely a function of the erect cock's diameter. This is why she's pulling it. She wants it wide enough to shift the walls of her tweetee and excite the sensitive bits.
16   HeadSet   ignore (1)   2018 Nov 17, 5:49pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Yes, that is in fact correct. Penis size is inversely related to intelligence on average.

So that's how the dumb guy gets the girl...…..
17   clambo   ignore (4)   2018 Nov 18, 7:03am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

In my casual study of the subject above, females will tolerate a small dick if 1. the guy is attractive, in shape, nice 2. the guy has dough and is willing to spend some of it.

I don't recall hearing a female complain about a small one or a large one to my knowledge. They don't like limp ones however.

"A hard man is good to find." Overheard in San Francisco North Beach.
18   CBOEtrader   ignore (5)   2018 Nov 18, 7:34am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Patrick says
Yes, that is in fact correct. Penis size is inversely related to intelligence on average.


No time to find it, but i once read a theory that penis size is inversely related to sexual loyalty of the women in a group.

I wonder if breast size can also be modeled this way.
19   BlueSardine   ignore (2)   2018 Nov 18, 7:39am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

To be accurate, you would have to use the same sex robot, with a clorox wash in between samples...

CBOEtrader says
Could you imagine laying out processes for this study?

"Shall we measure from the top of the base, or from the taint?"

"Hand stretched or erect?"

"Wooden ruler or measuring tape?"
20   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2018 Nov 18, 1:17pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

It's about girth and tumescence.
23   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2018 Nov 20, 2:59pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

She understands what matters: GIRTH! and TUMESCENCE!
24   Malcolm   ignore (1)   2018 Nov 20, 9:40pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

She might win, that happened to me.

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