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Rin's found a RealDoll review


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2018 Sep 10, 11:05am   3,470 views  22 comments

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https://www.cyberdear.com/realdoll-review/


Excerpt: "This is probably the part which I get asked about the most often. How does having sex with RealDolls feel like? It’s a difficult question to answer, as you really need to experience it to understand it, but I will do my best to put it into words. I can say without a doubt that fucking a RealDoll feels absolutely incredible. RealDolls are so realistic that often I even forget that it’s not a real human I am having sex with. All of the small details make sex incredibly intense with the RealDoll, and the light bodyweight gives you tons of options to choose from regarding sex positions and locations in your house.

The first time you have sex with a RealDoll, you will find out what sex dolls are truly capable of. Sadly, the first experience for me was a short one, as the excitement and hype I had built up in my head before the doll arriving made me blow my load in 30 seconds. During the first week, my penis was constantly sore, because I was spending every moment at home together with her, trying out various positions. I experienced more sexual lust than ever before in my life. Sex with a RealDoll is just an incredible experience.

Forget those $999 sex dolls, forget those Fleshlights… this experience is unlike anything else. The vagina feels smooth during entering, the breasts bounce with your movements and the realistic face of the doll during sex will arouse you more than you can probably imagine. You will grow to appreciate all the small details which have been implemented into this doll.

If you are anything like me, you will have the best sex of your life with your RealDoll. You have full control of absolutely everything regarding the design, and finally, you will have a true goddess in your home. After hundreds of sessions with my RealDoll I am still discovering new ways of enjoying her.

Brilliant, just brilliant stuff!"

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1   Ceffer   2018 Sep 10, 11:57am  

My RealDoll just sent me a demand for child support payments. The DNA tests will be interesting.
2   Rin   2018 Sep 10, 1:49pm  

Ceffer says
My RealDoll just send me a demand for child support payments.


Don't worry, the Law will protect you ... Rin-Wah Law!
3   HeadSet   2018 Sep 10, 2:02pm  

Ceffer says
My RealDoll just send me a demand for child support payments. The DNA tests will be interesting.


Even funnier if it is the mailman's DNA.
4   Ceffer   2018 Sep 10, 2:59pm  

HeadSet says
Even funnier if it is the mailman's DNA.


That would be terrible. Because it's a government employee, I'd be stuck with the payments for sure.
5   doik   2018 Sep 11, 1:26pm  

Rin says
The first time you have sex with a RealDoll


It's not sex. It's masturbation. Sex involves another person.
6   doik   2018 Sep 11, 1:28pm  

Has anyone else notice that as soon as we got past the uncanny valley, the very first application was sex robots? That's all you need to know about human nature.
7   doik   2018 Sep 11, 1:29pm  



Personally, I don't see the appeal of these sex dolls. Sure, he looks real, but not what I want.
8   doik   2018 Sep 11, 1:32pm  

Ceffer says
My RealDoll just sent me a demand for child support payments. The DNA tests will be interesting.


Next on Maury Povich, Bender, you are not the father.
9   Ceffer   2018 Sep 11, 1:34pm  

My dominatrix RealDoll handcuffed me to the bed and laughed as she strode out and left me for dead to have sex with another RealDoll.
10   curious2   2018 Sep 11, 1:38pm  

Ceffer says
with another


The site sells disembodied "RealCock" and "RealCock 2." There isn't a male doll, just that one part. Maybe you attach that part to some other appliance, like a washing machine agitator, and mate it with the RealDoll?
11   doik   2018 Sep 11, 1:42pm  

curious2 says
There isn't a male doll, just that one part. Maybe you attach that part to some other appliance, like a washing machine agitator, and mate it with the RealDoll?


A post-op transsexual real doll? Well, I guess now feminists can get behind it.
12   Ceffer   2018 Sep 11, 1:49pm  

curious2 says
The site sells disembodied "RealCock" and "RealCock 2." There isn't a male doll, just that one part. Maybe you attach that part to some other appliance, like a washing machine agitator, and mate it with the RealDoll?

This is a bummer. Who wants competition for your RealDoll? What if she likes the RealCock better and insults you with comparisons?
13   curious2   2018 Sep 11, 1:59pm  

Ceffer says
Who wants competition for your RealDoll?


Not to mention the washing machine. No wonder the Maytag Repairman is lonely.
14   Ceffer   2018 Sep 11, 2:11pm  

The Asymmetric Weighted Spin Cycle is now a feature. The RealDoll Maytag. Whoda thought?
15   🎂 Tenpoundbass   2018 Sep 11, 2:22pm  

I'm sure a small jar of Vaseline will love you in more ways than a vinyl wank ever could.
16   Rin   2018 Sep 11, 8:57pm  

Tenpoundbass says
I'm sure a small jar of Vaseline will love you in more ways than a vinyl wank ever could.


Did you read this guy's review? He already answered your 'vasoline' question. Go read the whole article ...

Excerpt:

"When the opening cavities of the RealDoll 2 are penetrated, a vacuum is created inside the doll’s entries. This gives a powerful suction effect, which feels out of this world. This effect can be felt especially well with the oral cavities. Personally, though, I prefer the vaginal cavities. They are built to perfection, and there is nothing I love more than taking my RealDoll out for a ride in my bedroom."
17   Goran_K   2018 Sep 11, 10:11pm  

Rin have you tried one of these out yet? I imagine these things would smell hella fake compared to the real thing.
18   Rin   2018 Sep 11, 10:17pm  

Goran_K says
Rin have you tried one of these out yet? I imagine these things would smell hella fake compared to the real thing.


I'm waiting until the A.I. stuff is fully integrated.

https://realbotix.com

As for the end of this year, it'll be basically a beta product.

I'll wait until the "Windows 3.1" version is out (using yesteryear's IT analogy), before the test drive.
19   doik   2018 Sep 11, 10:58pm  

The Windows 10 version of the sex doll transmits all the sick shit you do to Microsoft.
20   lostand confused   2018 Sep 12, 4:41am  

I am open to trying it. My one fear is that a software malfunction will cause it to bite your deck off, or cut your dick off with its vagina! Though in Eurpe the real doll brothels seem to be running with no issues?
21   🎂 Tenpoundbass   2018 Sep 12, 8:42am  

I'll wait until they are advanced enough to do the Titty Tassle Dance.
22   Rin   2018 Sep 12, 8:45am  

Goran_K says
Rin have you tried one of these out yet? I imagine these things would smell hella fake compared to the real thing.


Here's my user acceptance test ...

http://patrick.net/post/1311521/2017-10-26-rin-s-first-user-acceptance-test-for-a-sex-robot

Rin: What do you want?

Sex Robot: I want ...

Rin: Go on ...

Sex Robot: Your cock ...

Rin: Proceed ...

Sex Robot: Inside me

Rin: Excellent, first test is complete, now, on to the others!

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