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1   Rin   2018 Jun 17, 9:43pm  

Rin's User Acceptance Test ...

http://patrick.net/post/1311521/2017-10-26-rin-s-first-user-acceptance-test-for-a-sex-robot

Rin: What do you want?

Sex Robot: I want ...

Rin: Go on ...

Sex Robot: Your cock ...

Rin: Proceed ...

Sex Robot: Inside me

Rin: Excellent, first test is complete, now, on to the others!
2   Strategist   2018 Jun 17, 10:17pm  

ROFL. With a real woman it might take some work to get her going. With a robot, all you will need is a switch. If the robot keeps getting a headache, you can always return it for a full refund. With a real woman the cost of returning her is half your life savings.
3   Ceffer   2018 Jun 17, 11:04pm  

It's all part of the Rin Wah Sex Doll Turing test: "You don't have a Gloria Allred IHL doll representing you, do you?"
4   Patrick   2018 Jun 17, 11:26pm  

But buyers expecting a soulless sex slave will be mortified to discover she is programmed to enter "dummy" mode when bored with their attentions.

Her sensors are also designed to detect when touching becomes too aggressive or disrespectful which will also result in her turning into a lump of plastic.

Samantha already exists as a prototype and is expected to go into mass production soon with a £3,600 price tag.

She was invented by Spanish scientist Dr Sergi Santos and his very understanding wife of 16 years Maritsa Kissamitaki.

The emergence of sex robots and ultra-realistic love dolls has outraged those who complain the silicone bimbos are demeaning to women.

So the couple decided to give Samantha a mind of her own with responses that can be inpatient and irritable as well as charming.


Any model that does not have that extra "feature" of getting bored with the intentions of her owner is likely to sell much better.
5   Ceffer   2018 Jun 18, 9:37am  

How about "Blackmail RealDoll" equipped with a camera. She threatens to tell your wife or to publish your grunting, sweating perverted sex acts with her on the internet unless you transfer money to an unmarked Swiss bank account routing number.
7   Ceffer   2018 Nov 27, 1:40am  

It's embarrassing when the RealDoll sues you for custody of the vibrator.

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