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Pussy flashing former newsreader schemes to have horny old men want only her

By MisterLefty follow MisterLefty   2018 Jun 5, 4:38pm 1,552 views   4 comments   watch   nsfw   quote   share    

You've seen it before - woman who uses her looks to advance her career goes nuts when she is no longer desirable.

“I’ve got some news for you, Gretchen: nobody on the entire planet cares what comes out of the mouths of Miss America contestants unless they say something so dumb it makes us laugh out loud,” Morgan wrote. “They’re not competing to see who is smartest, funniest, or most environmentally concerned.”

Carlson, who was declared Miss America in 1989 before launching a career in broadcasting, discussed the change on Tuesday’s “Good Morning America,” saying, “We are no longer a pageant … We are a competition.”

In addition to killing off the swimsuit competition, Miss America is also eliminating the evening gown portion of the competition. Instead, contestants representing all 50 states and the District of Columbia will wear attire that makes them feel confident, expresses their personal style and shows how they hope to advance the role of Miss America.

The swimsuit parade will be replaced with a live interactive session with the judges, the organization announced.

In Tuesday’s column for the Daily Mail, Morgan called the decision “absolutely ridiculous, and will be an inevitable ratings disaster.”

“I’m afraid the harsh reality is that nobody’s going to watch a beauty pageant to see an assortment of ugly, 250 lb. contestants giving their views on world peace. Period,” Morgan wrote.

1   lostand confused   ignore (0)   2018 Jun 5, 5:52pm     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Imagine seeing a stage full of Rosie O'Donnells competing-will the stage be able to hold the weight?
3   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostakovitch   ignore (55)   2018 Jun 6, 1:59am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

Will the judges be able to ask to sniff the contestants' fingers?
4   lostand confused   ignore (0)   2018 Jun 6, 3:56am     ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag      

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
Will the judges be able to ask to sniff the contestants' fingers?

Would you want to sniff Rosie O'Donnell's fingers or Mama June's fingers?

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