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1   anonymous   ignore (null)   2019 Jan 26, 2:18am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

In an impassioned call for preemptive action against the Middle Eastern nation, United States national security advisor John Bolton insisted Thursday that Iran was likely harboring the dangerous terrorist Osama bin Laden.

“For the good of our nation, we must act immediately,” said Bolton, citing several intelligence reports providing significant evidence that Iran is currently providing sanctuary to the Al-Qaeda leader and mastermind of the Sept. 11 attacks. “We must never rest until this fugitive is brought to justice, and the only way to achieve that is through repeated and prolonged military strikes on Iran.

We have reason to believe that he’s living in a compound there where he’s training a legion of bloodthirsty Iranian civilians to take up arms as the next generation of terrorists. It is our solemn duty as the international safeguard of freedom to prevent this at all costs.”

At press time, Bolton had left the podium to follow up on an important tip that Iranian leaders had hired American nuclear physicist Otto Gunther Octavius.

2   Elgatouno   ignore (3)   2019 Jan 28, 8:24am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Obama got Osama
3   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (38)   2019 Jan 28, 8:53am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Even if it ran in the Onion, I have no doubt Bolton said this.
4   HEYYOU   ignore (26)   2019 Jan 28, 12:36pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Out of the mouths of cowards!

Bolton won 5 Medals of Honor defending America on the fields of battle?

"During the 1969 Vietnam War draft lottery, Bolton drew number 185. (Draft numbers corresponded to birth dates.)[38] As a result of the Johnson and Nixon administrations' decisions to rely largely on the draft rather than on the reserve forces, joining a Guard or Reserve unit became a way to avoid service in the Vietnam War, although 42 Army Reserve units were called up with 35 of them deployed to Vietnam shortly after the Tet offensive in 1968–69.[39][40] Before graduating from Yale in 1970, Bolton enlisted in the Maryland Army National Guard rather than wait to find out if his draft number would be called.[41][42] (The highest number called to military service was 195.)[43] He saw active duty for 18 weeks of training at Fort Polk, Louisiana, from July to November 1970.[42] After serving in the National Guard for four years, he served in the United States Army Reserve until the end of his enlistment two years later.[5]"


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