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Satoshi_Nakamoto says

#fuckcolorado

#IRespectfullyDisagree

+That ought to do wonders for tourism to Denver Cholerada

Satoshi_Nakamoto says

#fuckcolorado

#ShittingOnTheStreetIsGrossThoughICan'tDenyThat

Coming soon to Vail "Brown trails" A trail you shit your pants on, not because of the difficulty.

Tenpoundbass says

Coming soon to Vail "Brown trails" A trail you shit your pants on, not because of the difficulty.

Why would you shit your pants if you can just do it on the slope? Did you even read the article? ;)

WookieMan says

Why would you shit your pants if you can just do it on the slope? Did you even read the article? ;)

Didn't Trump say they aren't sending their best?

FlingPoo and Legal Dope! What more could you ask of paradise? One has to maintain standards, after all.

Coors and a fattie are great for dysentery.

Don't judge. In some cultures, pooping in public places is acceptable. It's no less valid than western sanitation rules. #multicultural

Shithole!

TwoScoopsPlissken says

western sanitation rules

What are these? Most public restrooms I go into are utterly fucking destroyed with piss and shit all over the toilet seats, floor, wall, etc. For real. It's like you made it into the bathroom, but you can't make it in the toilet? What was the fucking point of the whole exercise of going into the bathroom?

I've always heard that the ladies restrooms are actually worse then mens restrooms. Do we even have an active female poster here anymore? Or at least a lurker or old timer that lurks that could comment on this? Thanks in advance. I know this is a compelling topic for the ladies.

WookieMan says

I've always heard that the ladies restrooms are actually worse then mens restrooms.

At least men's restrooms don't have used tampons stuck to the mirrors and menstrual blood sprayed everywhere.

At least the shit is in the vicinity of the toilet and not on the park bench. Real problem is there are more admins than janitors. Out of 100s, two or three shot outside the John or pee on the rim but janitor only there once an entire day.

I read a great book about Robert Moses that encapsulated the problem. Something like two million in the 1960s for two Tiny bathrooms, but a dozen Admins overseeing the place.

Solution, have government administration spend half the day cleaning the bathroom. More valuable changing the paper than pushing paper.

It's stunning how money is misspent on public infrastructure. Maybe make Amina use public toilets?

Ceffer says

WookieMan says

I've always heard that the ladies restrooms are actually worse then mens restrooms.

At least men's restrooms don't have used tampons stuck to the mirrors and menstrual blood sprayed everywhere.

Jesus Christ. Touch too much on the imagery for me. Did make me lol though.

HEYYOU says

Shithole U.S.A.!

Literally!

So does this mean exposing yourself in public is also now legal?

14 year old girl - "He had his penis out and was touching it."
Police officer - "See that pile of shit he left? No crime has been committed."

NuttBoxer says

So does this mean exposing yourself in public is also now legal?

14 year old girl - "He had his penis out and was touching it."
Police officer - "See that pile of shit he left? No crime has been committed."

I assume you're asking this for a friend, right?

Seriously though, kind of a good point. Not sure it would literally go down that way, but could be a possible defense. Although I'm sure they have laws against public nudity, which probably negates being able to actually take a shit in public.

God damn, government makes things so fucking complicated some (ha! most) times.

Another question, is it now ok to litter? I would have to assume yes, as there's certainly nothing I'll throw out my car window worse than a shit on the sidewalk.

NuttBoxer says

Another question, is it now ok to litter?

Well technically shitting on the ground could be described as fertilizing. Right? Government has a way of distorting some of the simplest things.

While it's fun to deride government, looking at the article, it's not actually legal to defecate in public, you just won't face $999 fine and a year in jail anymore. Still punishable by 60 days in jail, so no, Denver is not "OK" with you pooping, just less heavy-handed about it.

TwoScoopsPlissken says

In some cultures, pooping in public places is acceptable

In 1975 and 1976 our company had a drilling program in Iran and several of our staff picked up and moved there for a year--they didn't ask me to go and I wouldn't have, but all I did were the drilling reports. They lived in a separate area from the rest of the population that they said was more like an American suburb, but it was disquieting the things you would see when you were out and about such as people simply squatted by the curb when they needed to defecate, then went about their business. Trump's description was pretty accurate. This ties in to the other thread about the gradual degradation of our society. Our co-workers came home without incident in 1977. It's hard to imagine in retrospect of the subsequent revolution in 1979 that our people were able to get back home without any problems.

That is correct. And I'd like to meet the person who conducted the study that proves mainly "illegals" shit on the sidewalk. Would love to know the methodology....

cynn says

That is correct. And I'd like to meet the person who conducted the study that proves mainly "illegals" shit on the sidewalk. Would love to know the methodology....

They wiped off their shoes.

cynn says

And I'd like to meet the person who conducted the study that proves mainly "illegals" shit on the sidewalk.

Start with contacting that ACLU dude who's quoted in the article offering the rationale behind the decriminalization of shitting on the streets.